TV Guide

Thu 23rd March

Morning

The X Factor UK

The remaining contestants take to the stage to perform live for the judges and audience at home, all in the hope of sealing their place in the competition for another week. Dermot O'Leary leads the proceedings, while judges and mentors Louis Walsh, Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Simon Cowell take their seats behind the judges desk to battle it out with their contestants.

Thu 23rd March

Noon

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Thu 23rd March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 23rd March

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie starts to think Alec reciprocates her feelings for him, but is frightened when Chloe enlists her help in tracking down the mystery girl who's captured her ex-husband's heart.

Thu 23rd March

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie lies to Alec in order to hide his feelings for him, saying she's dating actor Emmett Lawson, who stars with Victoria in the Woody Allen movie, while Victoria herself has trouble decoding Emmett's method acting personality. Meanwhile, Joy tries to fit in with the much younger college crowd, with Elka not helping in the least.

Thu 23rd March

New Girl

Jess throws a Halloween party and teams up with Nick and Winston to cheer up a gloomy Schmidt by pretending to be his childhood hero, Michael Keaton.

Thu 23rd March

Modern Family

Phil and Claire don't know if they should be happy or concerned that Haley and Andy are spending a lot of time together, however, they soon find things are not what they appear. Gloria is pushing Manny to learn Spanish instead of French so she goes ahead and hires a Spanish tutor, Diego, who also happens to be very handsome, much to Manny and Jay's chagrin. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam meet a popular news reporter at a school function and one of them peaks her journalistic interest.

Thu 23rd March

Modern Family

Phil cooks for Thanksgiving and enlists Luke as his sous-chef, but Claire secretly prepares another turkey when she doesn't trust them to get the job done. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's holiday travel plans fall through, though they come to regret not telling anyone about it, and Cameron comes up with an unusual idea to make Lily wear a dress for dinner.

Thu 23rd March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Thu 23rd March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Thu 23rd March

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

Thu 23rd March

Evening

Family Guy

After 15 years, the man who shot Joe leaving him in a wheelchair gets caught but soon escapes leaving Joe to take the law into his own hands. The Griffins take a liking to Glenn's cat when they cat-sit.

Thu 23rd March

The Simpsons

A stranger claims that Principal Skinner is an impostor.

Thu 23rd March

The Simpsons

Homer is sent to dispose of a container of yoghurt so far past its freshness date that it could be toxic, but the reeking yoghurt falls into the hands of Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney. Meanwhile, Lisa heads up a Counter Truancy Unit for Skinner.

Thu 23rd March

A.P.B

After Gideon's father finds himself in trouble, he turns to Gideon for assistance. Meanwhile, Brandt and Goss work to track down the mastermind behind a huge grand theft auto case.

Thu 23rd March

Chicago Fire

When a turf war escalates, members of truck and squad find themselves caught in the middle as unsuspecting hostages when a group of armed gang members take cover and assume control over Firehouse 51.

Thu 23rd March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Thu 23rd March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 23rd March

Crime Watch Daily

The search for a police officer accused of killing his wife and a woman tells how she survived a bank robbery.

Thu 23rd March

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

Thu 23rd March

The Simpsons

Moe develops an internet relationship with a woman named Maya. However, when the two agree to meet face to face, Moe is shocked to discover that Maya is not as he imagined.

Fri 24th March

Morning

The Simpsons

A stranger claims that Principal Skinner is an impostor.

Fri 24th March

Family Guy

After 15 years, the man who shot Joe leaving him in a wheelchair gets caught but soon escapes leaving Joe to take the law into his own hands. The Griffins take a liking to Glenn's cat when they cat-sit.

Fri 24th March

Crime Watch Daily

The search for a police officer accused of killing his wife and a woman tells how she survived a bank robbery.

Fri 24th March

DC's Legends of Tomorrow

The Legends must devise a plan to retrieve the last remaining fragments of the Spear of Destiny from the Legion of Doom. They find themselves in France at the height of World War I faced with the knowledge that they must destroy the mystical object.

Fri 24th March

The Flash

Barry and team are surprised when Mon-El and Hank Henshaw arrive on their Earth carrying a comatose Supergirl who was whammied by the Music Meister. Unable to wake her up, they turn to Team Flash to save her. However, the Music Meister surprises The Flash and puts him in a similar coma, one that Team Flash can't cure.

Fri 24th March

VICE

America is facing the worst drug epidemic the country has ever seen: more people are dying from overdoses than from car accidents, and at the centre of it is an explosion in the use of heroin. Thomas Morton traces the causes and impacts of the crisis, from the poppy farms of Mexico to the hills of West Virginia, and investigates how users, first responders, and government officials are responding to the new reality of American drug use. Twenty-five years after the end of the Cold War, America's vast nuclear arsenal is beginning to show its age, and the government has embarked on the largest nuclear modernisation effort in our history, costing American taxpayers as much as $1 trillion. Kaj Larsen goes aboard a ballistic missile submarine and visits the facilities on the front line of our nuclear weapons program to see why the military wants to upgrade the nukes we have and why that might be a dangerous idea.

Fri 24th March

VICE

When the Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi was killed during the 2011 revolution, it seemed like good news for democracy in the Muslim world. But in 2012, the American ambassador and three other Americans were killed in a bloody attack in Benghazi, and today, a split between government factions has ceded large portions of the country to ISIS fighters and other extremists. Simon Ostrovsky reports from the front lines, where rival militias fight to save Libya as we know it.

Fri 24th March

Chicago Fire

After Boden's recent arrest, Riddle makes Patterson the new chief at 51. A video of Dawson exchanging heated words with a bystander goes viral, and is traced back to Roger Maddox, the real estate developer and focus of the arson case. Meanwhile, Dawson is the latest target of Maddox's smear campaign - which now includes Boden, as well as Duffy and Suzie from Arson. In one of Patterson's last moves as chief, he tells Cruz that his friend Freddie is no longer welcome at 51.

Fri 24th March

American Dad!

When Stan's mum gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the kick.

Fri 24th March

The Simpsons

Bart is sent to France for the summer as part of a student exchange program.

Fri 24th March

Futurama

Professor Farnsworth is having a shareholders meeting to discuss the problems Planet Express is having.

Fri 24th March

The Simpsons

A stranger claims that Principal Skinner is an impostor.

Fri 24th March

American Dad!

Francine becomes jealous after Stan runs into an old crush. In her jealously she convinces Roger to woo her. After accidentally putting on Hayley's panties, Steve realises his luck as changed.

Fri 24th March

Grimm

After a hotel guest kills a man on the street, Nick and Hank investigate and discover a series of bizarre murders and suicides at the same hotel. Meanwhile, Eve and Rosalee try to work out the meaning of the symbols, and Renard gets a warning about a visitor.

Fri 24th March

Arrow

Oliver gets closer to the truth about Prometheus. Meanwhile, Helix refuses to continue helping Felicity until she does a favour for them.

Fri 24th March

A.P.B

After Gideon's father finds himself in trouble, he turns to Gideon for assistance. Meanwhile, Brandt and Goss work to track down the mastermind behind a huge grand theft auto case.

Fri 24th March

Chicago Fire

When a turf war escalates, members of truck and squad find themselves caught in the middle as unsuspecting hostages when a group of armed gang members take cover and assume control over Firehouse 51.

Fri 24th March

The X Factor UK

See the next heart-breaking elimination as Dermot O'Leary tells the remaining acts who is safe and who has scored the lowest number of votes. There will be a nail-biting sing-off before the next contestant leaves the competition. Throughout the live shows, an outstanding line-up of guest stars will perform.

Fri 24th March

Noon

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 24th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Fri 24th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Fri 24th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 24th March

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie drives herself crazy wondering if Alec heard her confess her feelings for him. Elka and Mamie scam Joy into helping them with their new business. Victoria and her co-star fake being lovers as a publicity stunt.

Fri 24th March

Hot in Cleveland

During a trip to the vet, Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt. Joy's turned on by the idea of male pet-owners - especially when a smouldering fireman walks in. Victoria's interviewed by her daughter about second acts in life.

Fri 24th March

New Girl

A newly single Coach returns to the loft, and wants to pick up exactly where he left off when he moved out. Meanwhile Jess and Cece have a girls' night out, during which they meet a handsome stranger.

Fri 24th March

Modern Family

When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry they've put too much pressure on her and has made up an imaginary boyfriend. Jay and Gloria both have parties that they are dragging the other to and Jay has a clever plan to get himself out of it, but Manny just might spoil everything. Mitch and Cam just got a beautiful white couch delivered but when Mitch is stuck helping out Brenda, a distressed co-worker, and allows her to stay - it is a mishap waiting to happen.

Fri 24th March

Modern Family

Haley is turning 21 and the whole family is taking her to a bar to celebrate! Claire really wants Haley to start seeing her as a friend rather than her uptight mum, Mitch and Cam make the sad realisation that they may not be as cool as they thought, and Phil and Jay's quick pit stop to pick up Haley's gift, a new car, becomes a disaster. Back at home, Alex, Luke and Manny babysit Lily and she decides to drop the 'where do babies come from?' bomb.

Fri 24th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 24th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Fri 24th March

Bob's Burgers

A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the centre of a hostage crisis.

Fri 24th March

Evening

Family Guy

Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age during a surprise party so she decides she needs a younger lease on life. Peter enjoys the new Lois but realises he can't keep up with her lifestyle.

Fri 24th March

The Simpsons

Homer and Marge recount how Lisa got her saxophone.

Fri 24th March

The Simpsons

When Homer buys the 1,000,000th ice-cream cone at a local shop, he ends up on Kent Brockman's news program. Brockman swears on live TV and Ned Flanders leads a crusade to clean up Springfield's airwaves.

Fri 24th March

Arrow

Prometheus goes to great lengths to break Oliver. Meanwhile, in the flashbacks, Anatoly becomes worried about Oliver's increasingly violent tendencies, which come to a head in a brutal confrontation.

Fri 24th March

Grimm

Adalind leaves Diana with Renard while she and the others go to a hotel to celebrate Monroe's birthday. While Diana has a playdate with a new friend, Nick and the others get caught up in a twisted revenge scheme.

Fri 24th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Fri 24th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 24th March

Crime Watch Daily

The widow of police Lt Charles Joseph Gliniewicz speaks; and convicted video voyeur, the former pastor Sammy Nuckolls. Go face-to-face with the daughter of the Happy Face Killer.

Fri 24th March

Bob's Burgers

A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the centre of a hostage crisis.

Fri 24th March

The Simpsons

When Homer buys the 1,000,000th ice-cream cone at a local shop, he ends up on Kent Brockman's news program. Brockman swears on live TV and Ned Flanders leads a crusade to clean up Springfield's airwaves.

Sat 25th March

Morning

The Simpsons

Homer and Marge recount how Lisa got her saxophone.

Sat 25th March

Family Guy

Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age during a surprise party so she decides she needs a younger lease on life. Peter enjoys the new Lois but realises he can't keep up with her lifestyle.

Sat 25th March

Crime Watch Daily

The widow of police Lt Charles Joseph Gliniewicz speaks; and convicted video voyeur, the former pastor Sammy Nuckolls. Go face-to-face with the daughter of the Happy Face Killer.

Sat 25th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Sat 25th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 25th March

VICE

A report on ALS research and the regulatory hurdles faced by ALS patients and drug makers.

Sat 25th March

VICE

Gianna Toboni reports on the student loan crisis and Thomas Morton looks at a new treatment for intestinal infections.

Sat 25th March

Chicago Fire

As Herrmann is left lying in a pool of blood in the back room at Molly's a guilt-stricken Cruz takes to the streets to find Freddie. Brett and Jimmy worry about Chili, who's acting oddly and Mouch haphazardly proposes to Platt.

Sat 25th March

WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Sat 25th March

The Simpsons

Bart and Lisa come to the aid of a down-and-out man who claims to have invented the concept of cartoon violence.

Sat 25th March

The Simpsons

Troy McClure stages a Hollywood comeback when he begins dating Selma.

Sat 25th March

The Simpsons

Using a fake driver's licence, Bart rents a car and embarks on a spring break road trip with his friends.

Sat 25th March

Futurama

A sausage-making accident claims Fry as a victim during the crew's visit to Oktoberfest.

Sat 25th March

American Dad!

Francine is eager to re-live the Smith kids' childhood theme park adventures on a family visit to 'Familyland'. But, when the nefarious and cryogenically-frozen founder of the theme park, Roy Family, is mistakenly thawed, the Smith's find themselves prisoners of the medieval-themed park.

Sat 25th March

Family Guy

Peter tries to bond with Stewie by taking him to Disney World; Peter brown-noses his boss; and Herbert gets Chris to repay a debt by having him do chores around the house.

Sat 25th March

Family Guy

When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his prognosis is clear: he's too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, Lois discovers her long-lost brother, Patrick, and fights to get him released from an insane asylum. But a string of fat guys go missing soon after, and Peter and the NAAFP ban together to get to the bottom of it.

Sat 25th March

Futurama

Bender searches for the meaning of life after learning that robots lack humans' freedom of choice.

Sat 25th March

American Dad!

After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent side of himself while sleeping, and this new incarnation goes on a spree of doing good deeds that the real Stan would never undertake.

Sat 25th March

Noon

The Simpsons

The Simpsons vacation on a cruise liner, where Bart has so much fun he concocts a scheme to keep his family aboard the ship forever.

Sat 25th March

The Simpsons

After being injured at work, Homer is given eight weeks of paid vacation and decides to keep the news secret from his family; Bart gets Nelson hooked on Krustyburgers so he'll gain weight and stop picking on him.

Sat 25th March

The Simpsons

Complications ensue when Flanders and Krabappel admit they're secretly married.

Sat 25th March

Modern Family

When an old neighbourhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cam is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colourful childhood stories. It all comes to a head at Thanksgiving, with the family divided between the 'Dreamers' and the Pritchetts. Nothing settles the score like a "punkin chunkin" challenge.

Sat 25th March

Modern Family

The family is gathered at Jay and Gloria's pool on a sunny December day, and that's when they realise that everyone will be scattered this coming Christmas. If they want to celebrate together, it will have to be today. Everyone sets off with their respective duties for 'Express Christmas'. Mitchell, Alex, and Lily get the tree; Jay and Cameron are in charge of gift wrapping; Phil and Manny get the groceries; Gloria and Luke go retrieve the ornaments; and Claire and Haley shop for all the gifts. When they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.

Sat 25th March

Last Man Standing

It's Christmas dinner at The Baxter's, and the time has finally come for Eve to introduce her new boyfriend, Rob, to her dad, Mike, and the rest of the clan.

Sat 25th March

Baby Daddy

Disappointed that Zoey's baby daddy had returned, Ben convinces Zoey to pretend to be his girlfriend just long enough so that he won't have to face his friends and family with another pitiful rejection.

Sat 25th March

Rude(Ish) Tube

This is a hilarious half hour show featuring the funniest, freakiest and most incredible clips that have ever been uploaded to the World Wide Web. Each show looks at different subject matter featuring anything and everything that is found online. From Ninjas to Nannies, School to Show offs, Embarrassing Dads to Extreme sports, nothing escapes the eagle eye. There are pranks, stunts, animals, cute kids and of course the overlords of the Internet cats - lots of cats! So get ready to dig in to Television's equivalent of an all you can eat buffet of Internet clips. Yes by the time you've finished one show you'll want to have another! *Definitely contains nuts.

Sat 25th March

Top 20 Funniest

A kickboxer knocks himself out. A stuntman literally tears the house down with a poolside stunt. And find out who's the king of pain in our countdown of this week's funniest failures!

Sat 25th March

The Fosters

Callie does volunteer work at Girls United, where she learns that neighbours want the girls removed, and one resident harbours a dangerous secret. Elsewhere, Mariana and Hayley prepare a romantic meal for their dates, and Ana sends Stef a troubling letter.

Sat 25th March

Evening

The Simpsons

Homer battles killer mutants after Springfield is destroyed by a nuclear blast. A matter-transportation device melds Bart with a housefly and in colonial times and Marge is accused of being a witch.

Sat 25th March

The X Factor UK

The show continues as the remaining contestants take to the stage to perform live for the judges and audience at home, all in the hope of sealing their place in the competition for another week. Dermot O'Leary leads the proceedings, while judges and mentors Louis Walsh, Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Simon Cowell take their seats behind the judges desk to battle it out with their contestants.

Sat 25th March

Modern Family

The family is gathered at Jay and Gloria's pool on a sunny December day, and that's when they realise that everyone will be scattered this coming Christmas. If they want to celebrate together, it will have to be today. Everyone sets off with their respective duties for 'Express Christmas'. Mitchell, Alex, and Lily get the tree; Jay and Cameron are in charge of gift wrapping; Phil and Manny get the groceries; Gloria and Luke go retrieve the ornaments; and Claire and Haley shop for all the gifts. When they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.

Sat 25th March

Last Man Standing

As a result of his wife's job success, a traditionally manly man is forced into doing more parenting and home-making.

Sat 25th March

Baby Daddy

To help Tucker on his quest to win over a sperm bank nurse, Ben agrees to donate his sperm.

Sat 25th March

The Late Show With Matty Johns

Matty is joined by Bryan Fletcher, Nathan Hindmarsh, Gorden Tallis and The Professor. The guys will have a mixture of jokes, banter, pranks and left-field analysis. Plus, Fletch and Hindy with their unconventional player interviews.

Sat 25th March

Professor's Second Year Syndrome

For a change of pace, it's James 'The Professor' Rochford along with Brett Finch, Chris Page and special guests each week. The show will be satire at its sharpest; poking harmless fun at the game, clubs and players.

Sat 25th March

Teen Wolf

With the fate of Beacon Hills hanging in the balance, Scott and his pack face off against Douglas in a final showdown.

Sat 25th March

The Simpsons

Bart and Lisa come to the aid of a down-and-out man who claims to have invented the concept of cartoon violence.

Sat 25th March

The Simpsons

Troy McClure stages a Hollywood comeback when he begins dating Selma.

Sun 26th March

Morning

The Simpsons

Using a fake driver's licence, Bart rents a car and embarks on a spring break road trip with his friends.

Sun 26th March

Family Guy

Peter tries to bond with Stewie by taking him to Disney World; Peter brown-noses his boss; and Herbert gets Chris to repay a debt by having him do chores around the house.

Sun 26th March

Family Guy

When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his prognosis is clear: he's too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, Lois discovers her long-lost brother, Patrick, and fights to get him released from an insane asylum. But a string of fat guys go missing soon after, and Peter and the NAAFP ban together to get to the bottom of it.

Sun 26th March

Futurama

A sausage-making accident claims Fry as a victim during the crew's visit to Oktoberfest.

Sun 26th March

Futurama

Bender searches for the meaning of life after learning that robots lack humans' freedom of choice.

Sun 26th March

Unplanned America

We head to Portland, Oregon, the unlikely strip club capital of the USA, to get the low-down on what it's like to work in this stigmatised industry.

Sun 26th March

Modern Family

When an old neighbourhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cam is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colourful childhood stories. It all comes to a head at Thanksgiving, with the family divided between the 'Dreamers' and the Pritchetts. Nothing settles the score like a "punkin chunkin" challenge.

Sun 26th March

Modern Family

The family is gathered at Jay and Gloria's pool on a sunny December day, and that's when they realise that everyone will be scattered this coming Christmas. If they want to celebrate together, it will have to be today. Everyone sets off with their respective duties for 'Express Christmas'. Mitchell, Alex, and Lily get the tree; Jay and Cameron are in charge of gift wrapping; Phil and Manny get the groceries; Gloria and Luke go retrieve the ornaments; and Claire and Haley shop for all the gifts. When they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.

Sun 26th March

Arrow

Prometheus goes to great lengths to break Oliver. Meanwhile, in the flashbacks, Anatoly becomes worried about Oliver's increasingly violent tendencies, which come to a head in a brutal confrontation.

Sun 26th March

Grimm

Adalind leaves Diana with Renard while she and the others go to a hotel to celebrate Monroe's birthday. While Diana has a playdate with a new friend, Nick and the others get caught up in a twisted revenge scheme.

Sun 26th March

WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Sun 26th March

The Simpsons

The lives of Springfield residents are highlighted in a series of interconnecting vignettes.

Sun 26th March

The Simpsons

Grandpa and Mr Burns, the last surviving members of a World War II army unit, vie for a priceless collection of rare art hidden in a secret location.

Sun 26th March

The Simpsons

Apu faces deportation when a referendum on illegal immigrants is placed on the Springfield ballot.

Sun 26th March

Futurama

The Professor's parents unretire from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star and he's not too thrilled about it.

Sun 26th March

American Dad!

Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as Charlie's Angels-type flight attendants to thwart a sinister scheme concocted by Mark Cuban.

Sun 26th March

Family Guy

When his devout Catholic father comes to the house for a visit, Peter decides to form his own religion and begins worshipping The Fonz from Happy Days.

Sun 26th March

Family Guy

After Peter hits Brian with his car, Brian grows depressed until he appears on stage with Frank Sinatra Jr and Meg tells everyone she's a lesbian so she'll fit in with her new friends.

Sun 26th March

American Dad!

Against Francine's wishes, Stan takes the housebound kids into the woods for some outdoor playtime, where they wind up on the CIA's holodeck.

Sun 26th March

Futurama

Under the orders of the Robot Mafia the Planet Express Crew must rob a casino.

Sun 26th March

Noon

The Simpsons

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer Lisa after she's voted the most unpopular kid at school.

Sun 26th March

The Simpsons

When Lisa taunts Bart about his inability to keep a girlfriend, the family visits New York City to find Bart's ex, Mary Spuckler. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa try to find culture on a tight budget.

Sun 26th March

The Simpsons

A black hole that could destroy Springfield, an unholy pact and a trip back in time that could change the future forever all in this Halloween special.

Sun 26th March

Modern Family

After having a doctor's visit, but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile, Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.

Sun 26th March

Modern Family

Luke and Manny have a big school project to design the best capsule that would protect an egg in a two-storey drop, but when Claire and Jay catch wind of it, their own competitive drives kick in and eventually take over. Meanwhile, Phil solicits the help of Haley and Gloria to sit as plants in the audience during a huge real estate presentation he has put together, and Mitch and Cam meet with prospective birth mothers and must try their very best to be charming and likeable.

Sun 26th March

Fresh Off the Boat

When Louis is named Small Businessman of the Year, Jessica is overflowing with pride and invites everyone they know to join them at the awards ceremony. But when Louis forgets to thank Jessica during his acceptance speech, he suffers the repercussions at home.

Sun 26th March

The Mick

When Mickey learns they've all forgotten Ben's seventh birthday, the family is forced to put their selfish tendencies aside for one day and throw him the celebration he deserves, which proves way harder than it sounds.

Sun 26th March

The 7th Annual CMC Music Awards

Morgan Evans hosts the biggest night in Australian country music from The Star, Gold Coast. Local and international artists vie for eight awards including Australian Artist of the Year. Performances from Little Big Town, Kip Moore, Travis Collins, The McClymonts and a special moment with Lee Kernaghan. Red carpet hosted by Amber Lawrence.

Sun 26th March

Last Man Standing

As a result of his wife's job success, a traditionally manly man is forced into doing more parenting and home-making.

Sun 26th March

Evening

The Simpsons

Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family.

Sun 26th March

The X Factor UK

This episode will see the next heart-breaking elimination as Dermot O'Leary tells the remaining acts who is safe and who has scored the lowest number of votes. There will be a nail-biting sing-off before the next contestant leaves the competition.

Sun 26th March

The Mick

Mickey tries to quit smoking. Meanwhile, Ben meets a new friend.

Sun 26th March

Fresh Off the Boat

On the eve of Chinese New Year, Jessica pushes the entire family to settle all debts, disputes and grudges to ensure good fortune for the coming year.

Sun 26th March

Bones

The team investigate the body of a private investigator who was found frozen in ice, after being dumped in the Potomac. The victim, a man with many enemies, was a 'fixer' who made sure his clients' problems got 'resolved'. Meanwhile, Aubrey is shocked to find information tied to his father's whereabouts, Angela and Hodgins continue to work on their rocky relationship, Brennan and Booth get Christine's first report card and criminal behaviourist Karen Delfs asks Aubrey out on a date.

Sun 26th March

A.P.B

After Gideon's father finds himself in trouble, he turns to Gideon for assistance. Meanwhile, Brandt and Goss work to track down the mastermind behind a huge grand theft auto case.

Sun 26th March

Chicago Fire

When a turf war escalates, members of truck and squad find themselves caught in the middle as unsuspecting hostages when a group of armed gang members take cover and assume control over Firehouse 51.

Sun 26th March

The Simpsons

The lives of Springfield residents are highlighted in a series of interconnecting vignettes.

Sun 26th March

The Simpsons

Grandpa and Mr Burns, the last surviving members of a World War II army unit, vie for a priceless collection of rare art hidden in a secret location.

Mon 27th March

Morning

The Simpsons

Apu faces deportation when a referendum on illegal immigrants is placed on the Springfield ballot.

Mon 27th March

Family Guy

When his devout Catholic father comes to the house for a visit, Peter decides to form his own religion and begins worshipping The Fonz from Happy Days.

Mon 27th March

Family Guy

After Peter hits Brian with his car, Brian grows depressed until he appears on stage with Frank Sinatra Jr and Meg tells everyone she's a lesbian so she'll fit in with her new friends.

Mon 27th March

Futurama

The Professor's parents unretire from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star and he's not too thrilled about it.

Mon 27th March

Futurama

Under the orders of the Robot Mafia the Planet Express Crew must rob a casino.

Mon 27th March

Unplanned America

Parv, Gonzo and Nick head to New Orleans and get swept up by the musical soul of the city, from joyous second line bands, busking crust punks and twerking clubs, to throwing their very own street parade.

Mon 27th March

Teen Wolf

With the fate of Beacon Hills hanging in the balance, Scott and his pack face off against Douglas in a final showdown.

Mon 27th March

The Fosters

Callie does volunteer work at Girls United, where she learns that neighbours want the girls removed, and one resident harbours a dangerous secret. Elsewhere, Mariana and Hayley prepare a romantic meal for their dates, and Ana sends Stef a troubling letter.

Mon 27th March

Baby Daddy

To help Tucker on his quest to win over a sperm bank nurse, Ben agrees to donate his sperm.

Mon 27th March

Bones

The team investigate the body of a private investigator who was found frozen in ice, after being dumped in the Potomac. The victim, a man with many enemies, was a 'fixer' who made sure his clients' problems got 'resolved'. Meanwhile, Aubrey is shocked to find information tied to his father's whereabouts, Angela and Hodgins continue to work on their rocky relationship, Brennan and Booth get Christine's first report card and criminal behaviourist Karen Delfs asks Aubrey out on a date.

Mon 27th March

The Simpsons

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer Lisa after she's voted the most unpopular kid at school.

Mon 27th March

Futurama

Bender attempts to become a chef, and is quickly rejected by the Planet Express crew.

Mon 27th March

The Simpsons

Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family.

Mon 27th March

American Dad!

After denied the role of Jesus by Father Donovan for being too fat, Roger is cast in the annual mall Christmas play. Stan beats Roger up in full view of the town which causes him to be excommunicated.

Mon 27th March

The Simpsons

Bart resorts to being a good samaritan to win the affections of a fifth-grade girl named Jenny. Meanwhile, Lisa is medicated on "happy pills" to help cure her depression.

Mon 27th March

Futurama

The Professor's parents unretire from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star and he's not too thrilled about it.

Mon 27th March

Family Guy

When his devout Catholic father comes to the house for a visit, Peter decides to form his own religion and begins worshipping The Fonz from Happy Days.

Mon 27th March

Reign

Queen Mary, unsure who to trust, tests her brother James to ensure his loyalty after hearing of his meeting with John Knox. Queen Elizabeth agrees to help Lord Darnley, in an attempt to sabotage the powerful suitor's relationship with Mary.

Mon 27th March

The Vampire Diaries

Damon and Stefan must join forces against Cade in order to save Elena's casket. Meanwhile, Caroline and Alaric deal with their daughters' burgeoning magical powers.

Mon 27th March

Modern Family

After having a doctor's visit, but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile, Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.

Mon 27th March

Modern Family

Luke and Manny have a big school project to design the best capsule that would protect an egg in a two-storey drop, but when Claire and Jay catch wind of it, their own competitive drives kick in and eventually take over. Meanwhile, Phil solicits the help of Haley and Gloria to sit as plants in the audience during a huge real estate presentation he has put together, and Mitch and Cam meet with prospective birth mothers and must try their very best to be charming and likeable.

Mon 27th March

Noon

Top 20 Funniest

Laughter is the best medicine, and it makes for a great television show, too. From epic fails to agonising falls, priceless pranks to bizarre blunders, the videos spotlighted take clip show comedy to a new extreme. Each episode highlights a family-friendly collection of wild, humorous and outlandish moments - the best viral video clips, home movies, pranks, surveillance videos, event footage, and news bloopers, all with one thing in common: they're hysterically funny!

Mon 27th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Mon 27th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 27th March

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie's embroiled in an office love triangle. Joy learns a tidbit about Sean that threatens her fireman fantasy. Victoria's insecurity about dating a movie star leads her to extremes.

Mon 27th March

The Mick

Mickey tries to quit smoking. Meanwhile, Ben meets a new friend.

Mon 27th March

Fresh Off the Boat

On the eve of Chinese New Year, Jessica pushes the entire family to settle all debts, disputes and grudges to ensure good fortune for the coming year.

Mon 27th March

Modern Family

Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, the only problem is that they are both so ridiculously tired but try to push through it. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, which proves to be pretty hazardous for Gloria, Manny and Joe. Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but her emotional outbursts are driving Mitchell crazy, and he's afraid it's setting a bad example for Lily. And Haley and Andy go on a wild night bender.

Mon 27th March

Modern Family

Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned, Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies, and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight. Things start going awry though when the fire alarm goes off back at the house, and Claire is convinced the boys are secretly throwing a party.

Mon 27th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Mon 27th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Mon 27th March

Bob's Burgers

The kids con their way out of gym class with a bogus synchronised swimming independent study. Meanwhile, Bob welcomes a new soft serve ice cream machine to the restaurant.

Mon 27th March

Evening

Family Guy

Meg finally asks out the boy she's had a crush on, Kent, but after he reveals he's gay Meg decides she will have him regardless of the cost. Meanwhile, Stewie think he has a secret admirer.

Mon 27th March

The Simpsons

Homer becomes coach of the Springfield Pee Wee Football team - and appoints Bart as starting quarterback.

Mon 27th March

The Simpsons

Homer starts working in the towing business, but gets into some trouble when the town sets him up to look like he is towing on a rival's turf. Marge signs up for a counselling program teaching parents how to raise young children to become independent.

Mon 27th March

Reign

Queen Mary discovers there is a leak among her advisers and sets out to uncover the traitor. Queen Elizabeth enlists in Narcisse to further her quest for supremacy. Meanwhile, Catherine takes desperate measures to regain power.

Mon 27th March

The Vampire Diaries

A wedding is quickly planned in order for Damon and Stefan to lure a dangerous enemy out into the open. This looming threat puts the fate of Mystic Falls in eminent danger and must be destroyed.

Mon 27th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Mon 27th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 27th March

Crime Watch Daily

Convicted husband-killer Colleen Harris and a new technology may prove a breakthrough in the case of Woodlawn Jane Doe.

Mon 27th March

Bob's Burgers

The kids con their way out of gym class with a bogus synchronised swimming independent study. Meanwhile, Bob welcomes a new soft serve ice cream machine to the restaurant.

Mon 27th March

The Simpsons

Bart resorts to being a good samaritan to win the affections of a fifth-grade girl named Jenny. Meanwhile, Lisa is medicated on "happy pills" to help cure her depression.

Tue 28th March

Morning

The Simpsons

Homer becomes coach of the Springfield Pee Wee Football team - and appoints Bart as starting quarterback.

Tue 28th March

Family Guy

Meg finally asks out the boy she's had a crush on, Kent, but after he reveals he's gay Meg decides she will have him regardless of the cost. Meanwhile, Stewie think he has a secret admirer.

Tue 28th March

Crime Watch Daily

Convicted husband-killer Colleen Harris and a new technology may prove a breakthrough in the case of Woodlawn Jane Doe.

Tue 28th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Tue 28th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 28th March

VICE

Thomas Morton looks at proposed missions to Mars; and Gianna Toboni reports on the US prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and interviews former detainees.

Tue 28th March

Beauty and the Beast

With the happy couple seeming to be enjoying an ordinary life, Vincent thinks the timing might finally be right to pop the question until Cat stumbles on an extraordinary case with the FBI involving somebody who goes on a superhuman rampage. Though reluctant to engage with the case for fear of losing the normality he has found, Vincent finds himself with no other options when Cat is injured after discovering that someone is drugging innocent victims and transforming them into super-humans. Meanwhile, Tess accuses JT of stalling his recovery as he tries to understand how he's still alive.

Tue 28th March

Chicago Fire

A tornado threatens the city and Herrmann discovers the path may hit close to home. Chili and Brett lock heads when Chili makes a critical mistake that leaves a victim breathless prompting Brett to report to Chief Boden regarding Chili's erratic behaviour. Meanwhile Otis pleads for Dawson to help him solve his women troubles and Severide is asked to lend assistance to agent Alex Ward from the Department of Homeland Security regarding a suspicious home.

Tue 28th March

American Dad!

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

Tue 28th March

The Simpsons

When Homer positively identifies Krusty the Clown as an armed robber Bart attempts to clear his idol's name.

Tue 28th March

Futurama

After learning that the series was banned from Earth in the 23rd century, world leaders thought the Star Trek "movement" too threatening, Fry determines to retrieve episode tapes that were sent to a forbidden planet.

Tue 28th March

The Simpsons

Homer becomes coach of the Springfield Pee Wee Football team - and appoints Bart as starting quarterback.

Tue 28th March

American Dad!

Steve tries desperately to prove to his dad that he is brave. Meanwhile, Francine thinks she may be pregnant.

Tue 28th March

The Simpsons

Homer takes an overbearing approach to parenting Bart and Lisa with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Marge takes a liking to the new sauna she discovers in the basement.

Tue 28th March

Arrow

Prometheus goes to great lengths to break Oliver. Meanwhile, in the flashbacks, Anatoly becomes worried about Oliver's increasingly violent tendencies, which come to a head in a brutal confrontation.

Tue 28th March

Supergirl

A new villain comes to National City, putting Supergirl on high alert. Meanwhile, Winn's girlfriend, Lyra, gets Winn in trouble with the law. Maggie attempts to help Winn but old loyalties get in the way. The Music Meister attacks Supergirl.

Tue 28th March

Jane the Virgin

Jane feels guilty that she isn't around for Mateo as much as she would like, so she decides to run for Room Mum against none other than perfect mum, Petra.

Tue 28th March

Live: WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Tue 28th March

Noon

Hot in Cleveland

After havoc wreaks at Wilbur's christening, everyone from the gang recounts a story of how the events unfolded, including Owen and Joy's mother.

Tue 28th March

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie fakes sex with Alec, but then has trouble keeping up the charade. After a day on Victoria's set as an extra, Joy makes a date with her scene partner, who turns out to be Emmett's resentful brother. While Joy's out, Elka and Mamie Sue babysit Wilbur, but get into hot water when he picks up a few choice words.

Tue 28th March

New Girl

The roommates embark on a series of adventures after a large number of Chinese-takeout menus are left at their front door.

Tue 28th March

Modern Family

While driving out to get breakfast, the Dunphys including Manny have a near death experience causing everyone to re-evaluate their lives. Claire resolves to be more fun and less uptight, Haley and Alex agree not to fight anymore, Manny refuses to ever ride in a car again, Luke wants to check off his bucket list, Phil decides to be a take action type of guy and the rest of the family has to bear the brunt of all the new attitudes.

Tue 28th March

Modern Family

Claire is furious about neighbours Ronnie and Amber's eye-sore of a boat on their front lawn and it soon becomes an all-out war when Phil calls in the 'big guns' as back up - his dad Frank and all his retired friends to give them a taste of their own medicine. Elsewhere, Jay is trying to potty train Joe but Gloria does not think he's ready yet, and Cam secretly takes Lily to clown school behind Mitchell's back.

Tue 28th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 28th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Tue 28th March

Bob's Burgers

Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes "BOB SUX" on the leader board.

Tue 28th March

Evening

Family Guy

It's Christmas time again and Peter tells his own version of the Nativity.

Tue 28th March

The Simpsons

In an effort to annul an arranged marriage, Apu tells his mother he will wed Marge.

Tue 28th March

The Simpsons

During a bank robbery, Marge convinces Dwight, the bank robber, to turn himself in with the assurance that she will visit him once in jail. However, Marge never makes good on her promise.

Tue 28th March

Supergirl

A large bounty is put out on Supergirl and aliens from far and near attack National City intent on taking out the woman of steel. Alex and Maggie run into Maggie's ex-girlfriend, Emily, who is in town for a week.

Tue 28th March

Jane the Virgin

A devout young Latina woman must decide what to do after her doctor's error causes her to be artificially inseminated. Based on the Venezuelan telenova Juana La Virgen.

Tue 28th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Tue 28th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 28th March

Crime Watch Daily

The disappearance of Bethany Decker is investigated and a chronic-offender program puts career criminals back on the streets.

Tue 28th March

Bob's Burgers

Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes "BOB SUX" on the leader board.

Tue 28th March

The Simpsons

Homer takes an overbearing approach to parenting Bart and Lisa with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Marge takes a liking to the new sauna she discovers in the basement.

Wed 29th March

Morning

The Simpsons

In an effort to annul an arranged marriage, Apu tells his mother he will wed Marge.

Wed 29th March

Family Guy

It's Christmas time again and Peter tells his own version of the Nativity.

Wed 29th March

Crime Watch Daily

The disappearance of Bethany Decker is investigated and a chronic-offender program puts career criminals back on the streets.

Wed 29th March

Reign

Queen Mary discovers there is a leak among her advisers and sets out to uncover the traitor. Queen Elizabeth enlists in Narcisse to further her quest for supremacy. Meanwhile, Catherine takes desperate measures to regain power.

Wed 29th March

The Vampire Diaries

A wedding is quickly planned in order for Damon and Stefan to lure a dangerous enemy out into the open. This looming threat puts the fate of Mystic Falls in eminent danger and must be destroyed.

Wed 29th March

Beauty and the Beast

Vincent moves in with Cat which forces them both to address the rapid changes in their relationship while they investigate a shocking new lead in their hunt to track down who is behind the super-human experiments. JT tries to impress Tess' brothers and discovers that there may be some side effects to the medicine he received from Agent Thomas. Meanwhile, Heather returns to town with a surprise announcement.

Wed 29th March

Chicago Fire

Herrmann goes to court to testify against Freddie but when the perpetrator's father reaches out to beg forgiveness for his son's malicious attack a tormented Herrmann is left to figure out what to do. Following the aftermath of the recent tornado, Lt Casey learns the makeshift shelter housing victims is on the brink of shutting down. At the request of Alderman Colin Becks, Casey attends a fundraiser and is thrown into the spotlight only to quickly discover that his good intentions might not have the impact he was hoping for. Dawson and Brett feel the repercussions after telling Boden about Chili's recent erratic behaviour. Meanwhile, Severide helps Agent Alex Ward solve a homemade explosives case and Otis receives a welcome surprise.

Wed 29th March

American Dad!

Stan is assigned to track down a former KGB agent, but the task is closer to home than he expects. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to Europe for a holiday.

Wed 29th March

The Simpsons

Marge and Homer unwittingly leave their kids with a villainous babysitter when they attempt to rekindle their marriage.

Wed 29th March

Futurama

Global warming is still around in 3003, and when the usual method of trying to balance it out fails, an emergency conference hosted by Al Gore's Head is held in Kyoto, Japan. All scientists are told to attend, so Professor Farnsworth and the Planet Express crew head for Japan.

Wed 29th March

The Simpsons

In an effort to annul an arranged marriage, Apu tells his mother he will wed Marge.

Wed 29th March

American Dad!

Stan wants to teach Steve the value of earning something you really want, but before Steve can work hard, Mr Vanderhill (Roger in disguise) hires him to be his assistant.

Wed 29th March

The Simpsons

When Springfield Elementary is rated the worst school in the state, Marge and Homer rent an apartment in the well-to-do Waverly Hills school district so their kids have a shot at a better education.

Wed 29th March

Supergirl

A large bounty is put out on Supergirl and aliens from far and near attack National City intent on taking out the woman of steel. Alex and Maggie run into Maggie's ex-girlfriend, Emily, who is in town for a week.

Wed 29th March

The Flash

Barry and team are surprised when Mon-El and Hank Henshaw arrive on their Earth carrying a comatose Supergirl who was whammied by the Music Meister. Unable to wake her up, they turn to Team Flash to save her. However, the Music Meister surprises The Flash and puts him in a similar coma, one that Team Flash can't cure.

Wed 29th March

DC's Legends of Tomorrow

The Legends must devise a plan to retrieve the last remaining fragments of the Spear of Destiny from the Legion of Doom. They find themselves in France at the height of World War I faced with the knowledge that they must destroy the mystical object.

Wed 29th March

Live: WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Wed 29th March

Noon

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Wed 29th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 29th March

Hot in Cleveland

Victoria finds out Emmett is still married to his ex-wife, and Joy falls for a medical student who turns out to be a bit younger than she thought, while Melanie and Elka tend to the mailman, who unexpectedly sets up house when his wife leaves him.

Wed 29th March

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie sets Joy up with her boyfriend's friend, Bill. Elka takes over as Victoria's agent. Secrets and gossip circulate and come to a head at the ladies' monthly game night.

Wed 29th March

New Girl

Jess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied inside the loft, as Coach and Cece go out on a first date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Furguson.

Wed 29th March

Modern Family

Phil is starting to feel the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and with Andy hanging around a lot recently as his apprentice, he easily steps in as his new right hand man. Meanwhile, Gloria and the doctors suspect that Joe might be allergic to Stella which leaves Jay in a very tough predicament, and Mitchell is doing some freelance legal work at Jay's closet company and working with Claire becomes a very enlightening experience for the both of them.

Wed 29th March

Modern Family

Valentine's Day is here again which means 'Juliana' and 'Clive' are back, however, things get worrisome when Claire starts sensing Phil may be more into Juliana than her. Elsewhere, Jay goes from feeling disappointed to scared when Gloria's visiting sister, Sonia, becomes a larger deterrence for a romantic evening with Gloria than he thought. And, Mitchell and Cameron get themselves in a very precarious situation with their good friend Anders.

Wed 29th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Wed 29th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Wed 29th March

Bob's Burgers

Bob's family persuades him to buy a food truck and compete with the ones stealing his customer's right outside the restaurant. When the Belchers bring their food truck to the Lolla-Pa-Foods-A-Festival, the Belcher kids' mischief causes the foodies and other truck owners to riot against them.

Wed 29th March

Evening

Family Guy

To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and they come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into space.

Wed 29th March

The Simpsons

The townspeople believe Lisa has unearthed the fossilised remains of an angel.

Wed 29th March

The Simpsons

Bart and Lisa help Kodos "phone home", but Kodos uses them to secretly plan something sinister. Flanders decides to scare Bart, Lisa and their friends straight after they go too far with their Halloween pranks.

Wed 29th March

The Flash

The Flash battles Abra Kadabra, a villain from Earth-19, who makes him a tempting offer - release him and Abra Kadara will reveal Savitar's true identity. Desperate to save Iris, Barry considers taking the deal, but Gypsy breaches in to capture the villain for her own reasons.

Wed 29th March

DC's Legends of Tomorrow

After obtaining the Spear of Destiny, the Legion of Doom rewrites reality, leaving the Legends changed, perhaps forever. The Legends' and the world's hopes rest with Rory, but being the 'hero' is not easy for him.

Wed 29th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Wed 29th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 29th March

Crime Watch Daily

Police investigate Dale Smith Jr in the disappearance of his fiancee, Michelle Parker, after the two battled on a TV court show.

Wed 29th March

Bob's Burgers

Bob's family persuades him to buy a food truck and compete with the ones stealing his customer's right outside the restaurant. When the Belchers bring their food truck to the Lolla-Pa-Foods-A-Festival, the Belcher kids' mischief causes the foodies and other truck owners to riot against them.

Wed 29th March

The Simpsons

When Springfield Elementary is rated the worst school in the state, Marge and Homer rent an apartment in the well-to-do Waverly Hills school district so their kids have a shot at a better education.

Thu 30th March

Morning

The Simpsons

The townspeople believe Lisa has unearthed the fossilised remains of an angel.

Thu 30th March

Family Guy

To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and they come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into space.

Thu 30th March

Crime Watch Daily

Police investigate Dale Smith Jr in the disappearance of his fiancee, Michelle Parker, after the two battled on a TV court show.

Thu 30th March

Jane the Virgin

A devout young Latina woman must decide what to do after her doctor's error causes her to be artificially inseminated. Based on the Venezuelan telenova Juana La Virgen.

Thu 30th March

Supergirl

A large bounty is put out on Supergirl and aliens from far and near attack National City intent on taking out the woman of steel. Alex and Maggie run into Maggie's ex-girlfriend, Emily, who is in town for a week.

Thu 30th March

Beauty and the Beast

When two married agents from the FBI take over an investigation, Cat and Vincent hope they are seeing a future version of themselves but fear their work schedules are jeopardising their relationship. When the two couples bond and team up on the case, a mysterious coincidence surfaces that raises suspicions. JT investigates whether he has super powers of his own while Tess considers a career move. Meanwhile, Heather offers up an interesting option to make her big sister's life a little easier.

Thu 30th March

Chicago Fire

The firehouse is on high alert when mysterious threats begin to emerge throughout Chicago. The situation turns dire when news of a mass shooting brings members of squad and truck into the middle of a dangerous and harrowing scene. Lt Casey works diligently to investigate the missing money from the fundraiser for the victims of the recent tornado. Meanwhile, Jimmy agrees to represent the firehouse in the first annual Battle of the Badges boxing match against the 21st district police department and Chili's erratic behaviour continues to be a major issue for her ambulance partner, Brett.

Thu 30th March

American Dad!

Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed.

Thu 30th March

American Dad!

Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life to realise his dream of leaving a legacy on the world and begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's Contra.

Thu 30th March

Futurama

Fry reads in the newspaper that archaeologists have re-created an old pizzeria from the 20th century. He and Bender go to see it and discover that it is in fact Panucci's Pizza, the pizzeria Fry used to work at in 1999.

Thu 30th March

The Simpsons

The townspeople believe Lisa has unearthed the fossilised remains of an angel.

Thu 30th March

American Dad!

During the latest case for Wheels and the Legman, Stan joins the firm, however things don't go as planned after Stan is kidnapped.

Thu 30th March

The Simpsons

A "quad-rilogy" episode featuring Simpsonised versions of history and popular cinema and literature.

Thu 30th March

The Flash

The Flash battles Abra Kadabra, a villain from Earth-19, who makes him a tempting offer - release him and Abra Kadara will reveal Savitar's true identity. Desperate to save Iris, Barry considers taking the deal, but Gypsy breaches in to capture the villain for her own reasons.

Thu 30th March

DC's Legends of Tomorrow

After obtaining the Spear of Destiny, the Legion of Doom rewrites reality, leaving the Legends changed, perhaps forever. The Legends' and the world's hopes rest with Rory, but being the 'hero' is not easy for him.

Thu 30th March

Chicago Fire

The lives of the fire fighters and paramedics working at a fire house in Chicago.

Thu 30th March

The X Factor UK

The show continues as the remaining contestants take to the stage to perform live for the judges and audience at home, all in the hope of sealing their place in the competition for another week. Dermot O'Leary leads the proceedings, while judges and mentors Louis Walsh, Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Simon Cowell take their seats behind the judges desk to battle it out with their contestants.

Thu 30th March

Noon

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Thu 30th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Thu 30th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Thu 30th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 30th March

Hot in Cleveland

At a rustic spa retreat, Joy tests her new-found sleuthing skills on a suspicious Yogi. Victoria learns what it means to be a responsible friend. Mamie confronts Elka about her bossiness. Melanie's fasting causes hallucinations.

Thu 30th March

Hot in Cleveland

Victoria's movie is ending and she's unsure where that leaves her relationship with Emmett. Melanie wonders where her relationship with Alec is going. Joy uncovers something mysterious about Elka during her new internship.

Thu 30th March

New Girl

During a Thanksgiving camping trip, Coach and Schmidt compete to be the best woodsman while Cece and Winston share a dislike of the outdoors.

Thu 30th March

Modern Family

After a long reunion weekend with Phil's old cheer buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first class seat left on the return flight home leaving Phil in coach and both have completely opposite experiences. Meanwhile, Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class, but when things backfire it seems that the real bully might be someone else. Mitch, Cameron, Pepper and the whole gang throw Sal a belated baby shower and they are all blown away by how motherhood has changed her, or has it really?

Thu 30th March

Modern Family

Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. After FaceTiming with Phil and the rest of the family to help track her down, Claire quickly turns to online snooping which inevitably becomes disturbing real quick and everyone gets sucked into the online drama.

Thu 30th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Thu 30th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Thu 30th March

Bob's Burgers

Linda's sister Gayle joins the family ski trip. But before she does so, she picks up a heavily medicated Bob from Dr Yap, the family dentist. When Bob mistakes Gayle for Linda and kisses her, Gayle falls for Bob. So Bob turns to Dr Yap for help.

Thu 30th March

Evening

Family Guy

Brian writes a play that's a hit in Quahog, but his confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his. Stewie's work is Broadway-bound, causing a rift between them.

Thu 30th March

The Simpsons

Marge gets a job with a realty firm, but her honesty costs her lucrative sales. Homer purchases a '60s hot-rod convertible at a police auction.

Thu 30th March

The Simpsons

After Milhouse's parents are lost at sea and assumed dead, he is forced to toughen up. His new confidence and personality help him become cooler than Bart.

Thu 30th March

A.P.B

When Murphy and Ada team up to help solve a murder, they discover that the killer's next target is Gideon. After learning his safety's at risk during his company's huge technology convention, they utilise a high-tech scanning system to try and track down the killer.

Thu 30th March

Chicago Fire

The lives of the fire fighters and paramedics working at a fire house in Chicago.

Thu 30th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Thu 30th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 30th March

Crime Watch Daily

The disappearance of college student Adrienne Salinas, and three young brothers vanish after a visit with their father.

Thu 30th March

Bob's Burgers

Linda's sister Gayle joins the family ski trip. But before she does so, she picks up a heavily medicated Bob from Dr Yap, the family dentist. When Bob mistakes Gayle for Linda and kisses her, Gayle falls for Bob. So Bob turns to Dr Yap for help.

Thu 30th March

The Simpsons

A "quad-rilogy" episode featuring Simpsonised versions of history and popular cinema and literature.

Fri 31st March

Morning

The Simpsons

Marge gets a job with a realty firm, but her honesty costs her lucrative sales. Homer purchases a '60s hot-rod convertible at a police auction.

Fri 31st March

Family Guy

Brian writes a play that's a hit in Quahog, but his confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his. Stewie's work is Broadway-bound, causing a rift between them.

Fri 31st March

Crime Watch Daily

The disappearance of college student Adrienne Salinas, and three young brothers vanish after a visit with their father.

Fri 31st March

DC's Legends of Tomorrow

After obtaining the Spear of Destiny, the Legion of Doom rewrites reality, leaving the Legends changed, perhaps forever. The Legends' and the world's hopes rest with Rory, but being the 'hero' is not easy for him.

Fri 31st March

The Flash

The Flash battles Abra Kadabra, a villain from Earth-19, who makes him a tempting offer - release him and Abra Kadara will reveal Savitar's true identity. Desperate to save Iris, Barry considers taking the deal, but Gypsy breaches in to capture the villain for her own reasons.

Fri 31st March

Beauty and the Beast

Cat and Vincent take their relationship to a couples counsellor when Cat dives into her work and suspects a wealthy transplant recipient of being involved with the mysterious experiments on innocent people in the city.

Fri 31st March

Chicago Fire

Lt Severide confronts Chili about his suspicions regarding her erratic behaviour, but she does not take too kindly to his intentions. Meanwhile, members of the firehouse rally around Lt Casey, who they believe is a perfect candidate to run for the position as Alderman and Jimmy faces off against Antonio in the first annual Battle of the Badges boxing match.

Fri 31st March

American Dad!

Unappreciated by Stan, Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger's own plans to become the King of Spring Break.

Fri 31st March

The Simpsons

After Milhouse's parents are lost at sea and assumed dead, he is forced to toughen up. His new confidence and personality help him become cooler than Bart.

Fri 31st March

Futurama

Due to inappropriate behaviour, Cubert Farnsworth and Dwight Conrad are suspended from school. They start hanging around Planet Express all day and generally annoying everyone, and their fathers tell them to get jobs.

Fri 31st March

The Simpsons

Marge gets a job with a realty firm, but her honesty costs her lucrative sales. Homer purchases a '60s hot-rod convertible at a police auction.

Fri 31st March

American Dad!

Stan is hexed by an old man, he begins to age rapidly and the only way to beat it is to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. Roger and Francine train for a dance competition that may not be what it seems.

Fri 31st March

Grimm

Adalind leaves Diana with Renard while she and the others go to a hotel to celebrate Monroe's birthday. While Diana has a playdate with a new friend, Nick and the others get caught up in a twisted revenge scheme.

Fri 31st March

Arrow

Prometheus goes to great lengths to break Oliver. Meanwhile, in the flashbacks, Anatoly becomes worried about Oliver's increasingly violent tendencies, which come to a head in a brutal confrontation.

Fri 31st March

A.P.B

When Murphy and Ada team up to help solve a murder, they discover that the killer's next target is Gideon. After learning his safety's at risk during his company's huge technology convention, they utilise a high-tech scanning system to try and track down the killer.

Fri 31st March

Chicago Fire

The lives of the fire fighters and paramedics working at a fire house in Chicago.

Fri 31st March

The X Factor UK

This episode will see the next heart-breaking elimination as Dermot O'Leary tells the remaining acts who is safe and who has scored the lowest number of votes. There will be a nail-biting sing-off before the next contestant leaves the competition.

Fri 31st March

Noon

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 31st March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Fri 31st March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Fri 31st March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 31st March

Hot in Cleveland

When Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities put them all in danger. Joy, Melanie, and Victoria step in to save the day and wind up getting help from a local mobster and his mother.

Fri 31st March

Hot in Cleveland

Victoria's sister tricks her into coming home for a visit. She and the ladies find her mother Penny in an alarming state. Joy and Melanie re-visit the '70s. Elka gives Penny advice.

Fri 31st March

New Girl

Jess has twenty minutes to decide if she should give-up teaching and take a new job, prompting the gang to recall how they all landed in their current professions.

Fri 31st March

Modern Family

Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new and catchy ad, but there might be some creative differences between father and daughter. A peeping-Tom in the neighbourhood keeps using a drone to spy on Gloria sun-bathing so Phil, Luke and Manny make it their mission to take it down. Elsewhere, a tone deaf Lily prepares to perform in her school talent show and Cameron is more worried about it than she is, and Haley's feelings for Andy become even more complicated when he gets rushed to the hospital with appendicitis.

Fri 31st March

Modern Family

Spring break has Claire doing some spring cleaning, while Phil struggles with not being a spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off of colleges, and Gloria and Jay challenge one another to give up Spanish soap operas and cigars respectively. However, when Gloria accompanies Cameron to his faculty talent show, she projects the soapy drama she craves onto Cam's rivalry with Senor Kaplan, and Jay tags along with Mitchell to pick up Lily from camp so he can sneak a smoke.

Fri 31st March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 31st March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Fri 31st March

Bob's Burgers

When the restaurant receives a bad review from a food critic, the Belchers fear that the negative press will keep customers away. When Bob shows up at the critic's house for a redo, his plan quickly spirals out of control when the kids and his fellow restaurant owners show up to support him.

Fri 31st March

Evening

Family Guy

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

Fri 31st March

The Simpsons

People throughout Springfield open their hearts and wallets after Bart claims the family's Christmas presents were stolen by a burglar.

Fri 31st March

The Simpsons

Marge starts up a new women-only gym in Springfield and Homer frets about losing her after she becomes a highly successful businesswoman. Meanwhile, Coolsville, a new comic book shop, opens up in Springfield.

Fri 31st March

Arrow

Diggle and Felicity are shocked by Oliver's decision to call on the Bratva to help take down Prometheus. Concerned, Diggle has a hard conversation with Oliver about what happens if things go south.

Fri 31st March

Grimm

When a scientist is killed in her laboratory, Hank and Wu investigate and discover that a strange incident ties together the dead woman with three of her colleagues. Meanwhile, the black-skulled creature attacks Eve, and Nick stands guard over her as she recovers in the hospital.

Fri 31st March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. Its never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Fri 31st March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 31st March

Crime Watch Daily

Suzi Bozich is accused of bigamy, and a dying father's wish for his daughter's killer.

Fri 31st March

Bob's Burgers

When the restaurant receives a bad review from a food critic, the Belchers fear that the negative press will keep customers away. When Bob shows up at the critic's house for a redo, his plan quickly spirals out of control when the kids and his fellow restaurant owners show up to support him.

Fri 31st March

The Simpsons

Marge starts up a new women-only gym in Springfield and Homer frets about losing her after she becomes a highly successful businesswoman. Meanwhile, Coolsville, a new comic book shop, opens up in Springfield.

Sat 1st April

Morning

The Simpsons

People throughout Springfield open their hearts and wallets after Bart claims the family's Christmas presents were stolen by a burglar.

Sat 1st April

Family Guy

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

Sat 1st April

Crime Watch Daily

Suzi Bozich is accused of bigamy, and a dying father's wish for his daughter's killer.

Sat 1st April

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 1st April

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Sat 1st April

Beauty and the Beast

Cat is assigned to a new partner and comes to suspect that Bob and Carol are working to separate her from Vincent. In other events, JT learns that his new-found healing ability comes with a high price.