TV Guide

Sat 27th May

Morning

Family Guy

It's winter in Quahog, and Lois' parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. When Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire.

Sat 27th May

Family Guy

When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his somewhat innocent daughter and his creepy friend.

Sat 27th May

American Dad!

Steve tries desperately to prove to his dad that he is brave. Meanwhile, Francine thinks she may be pregnant.

Sat 27th May

Futurama

Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women ruled by a man-hating computer.

Sat 27th May

Noon

The Simpsons

When the Simpsons go to England, Homer accidentally runs into the Queen. Will he uncover the plot to poison her majesty? Meanwhile, Bart befriends Prince William. Guest stars JK Rowling and Prime Minister Tony Blair.

Sat 27th May

The Simpsons

After Homer's attacked by a bear at the dump and labelled a coward by the media, Homer builds a bear-fighting suit and, after some Jackass-style testing antics, sets out to confront the bear.

Sat 27th May

The Simpsons

When Krusty realises his shooting schedule has him working on the Sabbath he proposes to hire a guest host. Not wanting to hire anyone who will upstage him or threaten his career, Krusty hires Homer.

Sat 27th May

Modern Family

Phil invents an elaborate lie when he misses an appointment with a repairman. Meanwhile, Gloria organises the annual family portrait; and Jay secretly enters Stella in a dog show.

Sat 27th May

Modern Family

Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to try something they've never done before. Mitchell and Cameron may have to part with some prized possessions to help pay for their wedding.

Sat 27th May

Last Man Standing

When Eve's boyfriend, Rob, doesn't invite her to his parents' anniversary party, Vanessa feels that Eve should tell him how this makes her feel.

Sat 27th May

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 27th May

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Sat 27th May

Top 20 Funniest

Laugh along with some live TV blunders! Find out what happens when you combine a hamster wheel and a motorcycle. And one hilarious video is crowned number one!

Sat 27th May

Switched at Birth

An introduction has Bay and Daphne flooded with memories of their father Angelo.

Sat 27th May

Evening

The Simpsons

Ned enlists the Simpson family to help remove all the reminders of Maude he has around the house.

Sat 27th May

Top 20 Funniest

A surprise marriage proposal ends up on the floor. A daring dad goes one-on-one with an alligator! Laugh while you cringe as we salute life's painful moments.

Sat 27th May

Modern Family

Phil invents an elaborate lie when he misses an appointment with a repairman. Meanwhile, Gloria organises the annual family portrait; and Jay secretly enters Stella in a dog show.

Sat 27th May

Modern Family

Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to try something they've never done before. Mitchell and Cameron may have to part with some prized possessions to help pay for their wedding.

Sat 27th May

Last Man Standing

Mike and Vanessa think it's time for Mandy and Kyle to move out, but then Mike has second thoughts after Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mum.

Sat 27th May

Last Man Standing

At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.

Sat 27th May

The Late Show With Matty Johns

Matty is joined by Bryan Fletcher, Nathan Hindmarsh, Gorden Tallis and The Professor. The guys will have a mixture of jokes, banter, pranks and left-field analysis. Plus, Fletch and Hindy with their unconventional player interviews.

Sat 27th May

Professor's Second Year Syndrome

For a change of pace, it's James 'The Professor' Rochford along with Brett Finch, Chris Page and special guests each week. The show will be satire at its sharpest; poking harmless fun at the game, clubs and players.

Sat 27th May

The Simpsons

When Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, Homer is enticed by a disreputable lawyer to sue him.

Sat 27th May

The Simpsons

Homer believes he has only twenty-four hours to live after he eats an improperly prepared blowfish.

Sat 27th May

The Simpsons

Marge recounts to her children how she and Homer first met and fell in love.

Sat 27th May

The Simpsons

When Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new, highly-paid mascot, his original owner comes out of the woodwork and claims the dog belongs to him.

Sun 28th May

Morning

Family Guy

When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his somewhat innocent daughter and his creepy friend.

Sun 28th May

Futurama

A miniature version of the Planet Express crew attempts to rid Fry's body of parasitic worms.

Sun 28th May

Futurama

Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women ruled by a man-hating computer.

Sun 28th May

American Dad!

After denied the role of Jesus by Father Donovan for being too fat, Roger is cast in the annual mall Christmas play. Stan beats Roger up in full view of the town which causes him to be excommunicated.

Sun 28th May

American Dad!

Steve tries desperately to prove to his dad that he is brave. Meanwhile, Francine thinks she may be pregnant.

Sun 28th May

New Girl

The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick scramble to keep it a secret from the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam.

Sun 28th May

New Girl

Jess is tasked to organise her first middle-school dance but thinks someone is trying to sabotage her efforts, so she asks the guys to chaperone at the event.

Sun 28th May

Arrow

The battle between Oliver and Adrian Chase culminates in a final epic battle on Lian Yu.

Sun 28th May

VICE

Two strain hunters scour the Democratic Republic of Congo searching for one of the rarest species of cannabis; nuclear physicist Taylor Wilson meets the scientists working to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Sun 28th May

VICE

In St Louis, activists and police officers talk about race and policing; recent advancements in bio-engineering bring about scientific breakthroughs in rehabilitation for people with disabilities.

Sun 28th May

WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

Lisa disapproves when Homer has cable television installed illegally into their home.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

Selma is depressed and Marge wants Homer to find her a man, so he sets her up with Bart's principal. The plan backfires when Skinner falls for the other sister, Patty.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

Homer locates his long lost half brother Herb and discovers that he is rich.

Sun 28th May

Futurama

Bender finds true romance with a coworker after crossing a picket line, but jealousy over his love's ex-boyfriend threatens to destroy everything.

Sun 28th May

American Dad!

Stan wants to teach Steve the value of earning something you really want, but before Steve can work hard, Mr Vanderhill (Roger in disguise) hires him to be his assistant.

Sun 28th May

Family Guy

Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.

Sun 28th May

Family Guy

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Sun 28th May

American Dad!

During the latest case for Wheels and the Legman, Stan joins the firm, however things don't go as planned after Stan is kidnapped.

Sun 28th May

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Sun 28th May

Noon

The Simpsons

Homer comes to realise his greedy ways when he sees A Christmas Carol on TV, so he starts to do favours for everyone he can, making Flanders jealous by becoming Springfield's new king of nice.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

When a group of singles, seniors, childless couples, teens and gays band together to protest having to accommodate families, Marge takes up the cause for the families, with some help from Bart and Lisa.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

Homer and Bart are watching a BattleBots-type program on cable and are inspired to build a robot of their own.

Sun 28th May

Modern Family

Mitchell and Cameron's big day arrives without a hitch, until their trip down the aisle turns out to be no walk in the park. Meanwhile, Claire relishes her role as 'best woman'.

Sun 28th May

Fresh Off the Boat

When Jessica tries to sleep off a bad flu, Louis and the boys splurge on a pricey pay-per-view wrestling match that she would never allow. As they watch the match in silence, taking every precaution to ensure Jessica's recovery is not disturbed, they are shocked to learn that she was secretly having some fun of her own.

Sun 28th May

The Mick

When it seems as though Chip is getting scammed by a girl he met online, Mickey tries to teach him how to be a 'wolf' versus a 'sheep'.

Sun 28th May

Last Man Standing

Mike and Vanessa think it's time for Mandy and Kyle to move out, but then Mike has second thoughts after Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mum.

Sun 28th May

Last Man Standing

At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.

Sun 28th May

Top 20 Funniest

A prankster spies on his friends through their webcams. A baboon gropes a reporter. A girl makes a ridiculous gingerbread house. And one video gets crowned number one.

Sun 28th May

Top 20 Funniest

See what happens when a forklift operator has a bad day at work. A zip line and a trampoline combine for an epic fail in the backyard. Plus, one hilarious video is crowned number one!

Sun 28th May

Evening

The Simpsons

A successful stint as a babysitter prompts Homer to open a full-time day care service.

Sun 28th May

The Amazing Race

The race continues in Geneva, Switzerland, where a romance blossoms between two racers. Later, teams get caught in one of the largest-ever footraces to the mat for first place.

Sun 28th May

The Mick

The tables are turned when a cyber bully targets Sofia, leading Mickey to come up with a plan for revenge. Meanwhile, Jimmy teaches Chip and Ben how to be self-sufficient, resulting in a painful disaster.

Sun 28th May

Fresh Off the Boat

Louis worries that Grandma's new motorised wheelchair gives her too much freedom, so he makes it a point to keep a close eye on her.

Sun 28th May

Ransom

An extremist from a racist group threatening to set off bombs all over New York City.

Sun 28th May

Hawaii Five-O

Five-0 investigates when the young daughter of a Navy SEAL, currently on a top-secret mission, is kidnapped. Meanwhile, with his brother's life on the line, Danny must locate the $18.5 million he owes his captors.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

Homer comes to realise his greedy ways when he sees A Christmas Carol on TV, so he starts to do favours for everyone he can, making Flanders jealous by becoming Springfield's new king of nice.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

When a group of singles, seniors, childless couples, teens and gays band together to protest having to accommodate families, Marge takes up the cause for the families, with some help from Bart and Lisa.

Sun 28th May

The Simpsons

Lisa disapproves when Homer has cable television installed illegally into their home.

Sun 28th May

Family Guy

It's winter in Quahog, and Lois' parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. When Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire.

Mon 29th May

Morning

The Simpsons

Homer locates his long lost half brother Herb and discovers that he is rich.

Mon 29th May

Family Guy

Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.

Mon 29th May

Family Guy

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Mon 29th May

Futurama

Bender finds true romance with a coworker after crossing a picket line, but jealousy over his love's ex-boyfriend threatens to destroy everything.

Mon 29th May

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Mon 29th May

The Amazing Race

Eleven teams compete against each other on a trek around the world. At every destination, each team must compete in a series of challenges and only when the tasks are completed will they learn of their next location. Teams who are the farthest behind will be eliminated, with the first team to arrive at the final destination winning $1 million.

Mon 29th May

Switched at Birth

An introduction has Bay and Daphne flooded with memories of their father Angelo.

Mon 29th May

New Girl

The gang embark on a cruise that Jess and Nick booked while they were still dating. During the trip, Schmidt tries to get Cece back; and Winston attempts to reconcile Jess and Nick.

Mon 29th May

Hawaii Five-O

Five-0 investigates when the young daughter of a Navy SEAL, currently on a top-secret mission, is kidnapped. Meanwhile, with his brother's life on the line, Danny must locate the $18.5 million he owes his captors.

Mon 29th May

The Simpsons

A successful stint as a babysitter prompts Homer to open a full-time day care service.

Mon 29th May

Futurama

An ancient prophecy calls for the world's end in 3012.

Mon 29th May

The Simpsons

Homer locates his long lost half brother Herb and discovers that he is rich.

Mon 29th May

American Dad!

Stan wants to teach Steve the value of earning something you really want, but before Steve can work hard, Mr Vanderhill (Roger in disguise) hires him to be his assistant.

Mon 29th May

The Simpsons

When Homer loses his driver's license, he embraces walking.

Mon 29th May

Family Guy

Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.

Mon 29th May

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Mon 29th May

Family Guy

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Mon 29th May

The Simpsons

When a group of singles, seniors, childless couples, teens and gays band together to protest having to accommodate families, Marge takes up the cause for the families, with some help from Bart and Lisa.

Mon 29th May

Top 20 Funniest

Laugh along with some live TV blunders! Find out what happens when you combine a hamster wheel and a motorcycle. And one hilarious video is crowned number one!

Mon 29th May

Modern Family

Everyone sets their eyes on a goal: Jay is determined to help Manny sell wrapping paper for a school fundraiser; Claire petitions the city for a stop sign to be installed at a high-traffic intersection; Mitchell is hell-bent on proving a point with Cameron, and neither one of them will back down; Phil and Luke will stop at nothing to create a viral video sensation; and Gloria is desperate to find Stella after losing her.

Mon 29th May

Modern Family

Jay is frustrated at work, Manny is stressed out about school work, and Gloria would like to help but no-one seems to want it. Phil and Claire run into Councilman Duane Bailey again, who is out campaigning for his second run, and he's just as irritating as they remembered - so much so that Claire may give him a run for his money. Mitch and Cam get into a fender bender, and the other car flees. This becomes the tipping point for all the men in the family, who decide to take out their frustrations on the kid giving Haley problems.

Mon 29th May

Noon

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Mon 29th May

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Mon 29th May

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. Its never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Mon 29th May

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 29th May

Hot in Cleveland

Joy and Bob's Paris wedding plans get derailed when they find out there's a baby available for adoption in Las Vegas. Everyone comes along, including Bob's dad and Mamie. While they're there, Victoria reconnects with a long-lost love.

Mon 29th May

The Mick

The tables are turned when a cyber bully targets Sofia, leading Mickey to come up with a plan for revenge. Meanwhile, Jimmy teaches Chip and Ben how to be self-sufficient, resulting in a painful disaster.

Mon 29th May

Fresh Off the Boat

Louis worries that Grandma's new motorised wheelchair gives her too much freedom, so he makes it a point to keep a close eye on her.

Mon 29th May

Modern Family

Its father-daughter time, as Phil takes Haley on a college tour of his old alma mater. Claire, having a rare night alone, forces Mitchell and Cameron to take her for a fun night out with the boys - but ends up alone with one particular man-candy who is anything but gay. Meanwhile, Gloria and Jay deal with a potential situation at home that may require having 'the talk' with Manny.

Mon 29th May

Modern Family

Hanging out with Shorty and his girlfriend Darlene makes Gloria envious of how much those two do as a couple, so she gives Jay an ultimatum to step it up for a night of salsa dancing, or else. Meanwhile, Cameron takes a bet a little too far when Mitchell and Crispin challenge him to get a hot girl's number at the bar, and Phil builds a tree house for Luke, but Phil ends up being the one to make a new friend.

Mon 29th May

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Mon 29th May

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Mon 29th May

The Simpsons

The Simpsons jump a train and meet a hobo, who tells them twisted versions of three classic tales, all of which feature Simpsons characters.

Mon 29th May

Evening

Bob's Burgers

After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic.

Mon 29th May

Family Guy

Stewie falls head over heels for a girl at a day-care centre and Peter convinces Lois to become a stewardess so he can travel free of charge.

Mon 29th May

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine can't agree on the best way to raise Steve, Stan has him cloned in order to see whose method is better, and Roger chases Hayley and Jeff around the world.

Mon 29th May

Family Guy

Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot, Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone, and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town - Pawtucket versus Duff.

Mon 29th May

Family Guy

Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot, Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone, and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town - Pawtucket versus Duff.

Mon 29th May

Top 20 Funniest

Laughter is the best medicine, and it makes for a great television show, too. From epic fails to agonising falls, priceless pranks to bizarre blunders, the videos spotlighted take clip show comedy to a new extreme. Each episode highlights a family-friendly collection of wild, humorous and outlandish moments - the best viral video clips, home movies, pranks, surveillance videos, event footage, and news bloopers, all with one thing in common: they're hysterically funny!

Mon 29th May

Reign

Mary and Darnley are at odds as they put their plan to seize England into action. Elizabeth is conflicted about her feelings for Gideon as she attempts to find a Catholic to marry. Catherine's son Henri attempts to claim the throne from Charles with the support of Spain and Narcisse.

Mon 29th May

Modern Family

Its father-daughter time, as Phil takes Haley on a college tour of his old alma mater. Claire, having a rare night alone, forces Mitchell and Cameron to take her for a fun night out with the boys - but ends up alone with one particular man-candy who is anything but gay. Meanwhile, Gloria and Jay deal with a potential situation at home that may require having 'the talk' with Manny.

Mon 29th May

Modern Family

Hanging out with Shorty and his girlfriend Darlene makes Gloria envious of how much those two do as a couple, so she gives Jay an ultimatum to step it up for a night of salsa dancing, or else. Meanwhile, Cameron takes a bet a little too far when Mitchell and Crispin challenge him to get a hot girl's number at the bar, and Phil builds a tree house for Luke, but Phil ends up being the one to make a new friend.

Mon 29th May

Bob's Burgers

After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic.

Mon 29th May

The Simpsons

Selma is depressed and Marge wants Homer to find her a man, so he sets her up with Bart's principal. The plan backfires when Skinner falls for the other sister, Patty.

Tue 30th May

Morning

The Simpsons

The Simpsons jump a train and meet a hobo, who tells them twisted versions of three classic tales, all of which feature Simpsons characters.

Tue 30th May

Futurama

An ancient prophecy calls for the world's end in 3012.

Tue 30th May

Motorway Patrol

This program is jammed with motorway mayhem and a diverse mix of drama, madness and some classic Kiwi moments as the Constables wrangle the daily dramas of motorway policing with their unique blend of stoicism and humour.

Tue 30th May

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Tue 30th May

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 30th May

Don't Trust Andrew Mayne

Andrew gives Kendra a taste of her own medicine after she posts a photo of her Aunt on Facebook that would make any woman angry.

Tue 30th May

Ransom

An extremist from a racist group threatening to set off bombs all over New York City.

Tue 30th May

Chicago Fire

Dawson and Casey deal with legal matters in hopes of remaining Louie's legal guardians. Severide continues in his efforts for a bone marrow procedure to help Anna, but when things don't go as planned, he finds himself slipping back into old habits.

Tue 30th May

The Face Australia

When Georges goes behind the lens the girls acting skills are put to the test. Later in the penultimate campaign the girls fly high as they battle it out for the place in the finale.

Tue 30th May

Bitten

A new threat proves more powerful than anticipated, and the pack and coven suffer heavy losses.

Tue 30th May

Futurama

Leela becomes involved in a politician's campaign for President. But things get complicated when the candidate can't produce a birth certificate.

Tue 30th May

The Simpsons

The Simpsons jump a train and meet a hobo, who tells them twisted versions of three classic tales, all of which feature Simpsons characters.

Tue 30th May

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine can't agree on the best way to raise Steve, Stan has him cloned in order to see whose method is better, and Roger chases Hayley and Jeff around the world.

Tue 30th May

The Simpsons

After police discover Bart and Milhouse ransacking Flanders' Beatles memorabilia, Marge decides to place her son in a supervised activity, the Pre-Teen Braves.

Tue 30th May

Supergirl

Supergirl challenges Rhea in battle to save National City. Meanwhile, Cat Grant offers Supergirl some sage advice.

Tue 30th May

Jane the Virgin

Jane struggles to find the right words for Rogelio and Xo's ceremony, when she learns about a mysterious letter that Michael wrote before their wedding.

Tue 30th May

Live: WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Tue 30th May

Noon

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 30th May

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 30th May

Hot in Cleveland

Joy and Bob continue their adventure to pick up a baby available for adoption in Las Vegas. Victoria and Johnny Revere reflect on their past. Elka helps Bob's dad find the perfect woman. Melanie works on her wedding toast.

Tue 30th May

New Girl

Schmidt takes the fall to help Fawn out of a political scandal. Meanwhile, Jess declares herself a 'love doctor' and Coach faces a life-changing decision with May.

Tue 30th May

2 Broke Girls

The girls visit Caroline's father in prison to see him perform in a musical and to tell him their plan to use Caroline's movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.

Tue 30th May

Modern Family

After a neighbour's home burns down, the whole family rallies and organises a community drive to help do some good. It's not all good, however: Jay throws out his back, Cameron does some posturing with a huge moving truck, Claire discovers that Mitchell and Gloria have been spending a lot of time together, and Luke and Manny get their hands on some of the donated toys.

Tue 30th May

Modern Family

When an old neighbourhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cam is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colourful childhood stories. It all comes to a head at Thanksgiving, with the family divided between the 'Dreamers' and the Pritchetts. Nothing settles the score like a "punkin chunkin" challenge.

Tue 30th May

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 30th May

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Tue 30th May

The Simpsons

Bart and Lisa are horrified when their summer at Kamp Krusty turns into a nightmare.

Tue 30th May

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Tina attends her first Equestra-Con, a convention based on her favourite show, The Equestranauts. When a powerful super-fan tricks Tina out of a rare toy, it's up to Bob to get it back.

Tue 30th May

Family Guy

Peter's new mobster friend puts a contract out on Lois' life.

Tue 30th May

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine begin hanging out with a thrill seeking young couple, their social life gets a boost but they quickly realise they can't keep up with their adventurous new friends and devise a plan to slow them down for good.

Tue 30th May

Family Guy

As Chris attempts to lose weight, Peter alters his own looks via liposuction and extensive plastic surgery.

Tue 30th May

The Simpsons

Smithers convinces Moe to turn his tavern into a gay bar and with Bart's help, Skinner romances the elementary school's new music teacher.

Tue 30th May

America's Next Top Model

This program will be strutting down the runway with a different host, panel members, and a slew of experts. Returning to its roots, the competition will once again feature an all-female cast competing for the crown and a whole new set of prizes.

Tue 30th May

Beauty and the Beast

Vincent goes undercover with a sexy operative, who Cat discovers is an assassin. Vincent has to play both sides, while Cat has to convince DHS she can still be trusted.

Tue 30th May

Modern Family

After a neighbour's home burns down, the whole family rallies and organises a community drive to help do some good. It's not all good, however: Jay throws out his back, Cameron does some posturing with a huge moving truck, Claire discovers that Mitchell and Gloria have been spending a lot of time together, and Luke and Manny get their hands on some of the donated toys.

Tue 30th May

Modern Family

When an old neighbourhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cam is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colourful childhood stories. It all comes to a head at Thanksgiving, with the family divided between the 'Dreamers' and the Pritchetts. Nothing settles the score like a "punkin chunkin" challenge.

Tue 30th May

Bob's Burgers

Tina attends her first Equestra-Con, a convention based on her favourite show, The Equestranauts. When a powerful super-fan tricks Tina out of a rare toy, it's up to Bob to get it back.

Wed 31st May

Morning

The Simpsons

After police discover Bart and Milhouse ransacking Flanders' Beatles memorabilia, Marge decides to place her son in a supervised activity, the Pre-Teen Braves.

Wed 31st May

Futurama

Leela becomes involved in a politician's campaign for President. But things get complicated when the candidate can't produce a birth certificate.

Wed 31st May

Motorway Patrol

This program is jammed with motorway mayhem and a diverse mix of drama, madness and some classic Kiwi moments as the Constables wrangle the daily dramas of motorway policing with their unique blend of stoicism and humour.

Wed 31st May

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Wed 31st May

Don't Trust Andrew Mayne

Andrew helps a young wife whose husband Matt is such a big fan of Notre Dame Football that he has put football over family.

Wed 31st May

Don't Trust Andrew Mayne

Andrew creates a building block nightmare to help a woman whose husband's massive Lego collection is making her feel like a mini figure in her marriage.

Wed 31st May

Reign

Mary and Darnley are at odds as they put their plan to seize England into action. Elizabeth is conflicted about her feelings for Gideon as she attempts to find a Catholic to marry. Catherine's son Henri attempts to claim the throne from Charles with the support of Spain and Narcisse.

Wed 31st May

Chicago Fire

Severide agrees to a bone marrow donation, but a work accident throws everything into flux. Casey and Dawson try to find harmony at home. Otis and Mouch film a PSA encouraging people to join the department.

Wed 31st May

The Face Australia

As the competition comes to a head the girls face there final challenges which sees five become three. Then, in a spectacular runway finale in front of a 500 people the winner is announced.

Wed 31st May

Bitten

Not watched Elena awakens to find herself the subject of painful tests in a hidden compound run by a maniacal and powerful cult leader. Meanwhile, the Pack and witches must resort to dark magic in an effort to track down their missing members.

Wed 31st May

Futurama

Bender wishes to photograph an actor who is notorious for never having had his picture taken.

Wed 31st May

The Simpsons

Bart and Lisa are horrified when their summer at Kamp Krusty turns into a nightmare.

Wed 31st May

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine begin hanging out with a thrill seeking young couple, their social life gets a boost but they quickly realise they can't keep up with their adventurous new friends and devise a plan to slow them down for good.

Wed 31st May

The Simpsons

When Maggie wanders off with some gangsters, Homer and Marge mistakenly believe that Moe is responsible for the baby's disappearance.

Wed 31st May

The Flash

Savitar draws closer to becoming a speed god and Barry must come up with another plan to stop him.

Wed 31st May

Pretty Little Liars

After being blackmailed by AD, one of the Pretty Little Liars begins to pass into to the dark side to protect those closest to her.

Wed 31st May

Live: WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Wed 31st May

Noon

The Carbonaro Effect

Michael looses a scorpion on candy shop customers. Later, he creates a new mix drink before tricking people with a 'cursed' mirror.

Wed 31st May

Killer Magic

Our five tricksters create illusions on the theme of film. The lowest scorer will have to face the Killer Trick - this trick is called The Table of Death.

Wed 31st May

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 31st May

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 31st May

About a Boy

Will returns to sort out a few things but ends up staying longer than planned when he sees Marcus's new 'friends'. Meanwhile, Andy tries to find out whether Laurie is pregnant.

Wed 31st May

New Girl

As Coach prepares to move out of the loft, Schmidt also decides to get rid of his non-essentials and in the process discovers what is truly important to him; Jess and Nick reminisce about their 'sex mug' and wonder if they still have feelings for each other.

Wed 31st May

2 Broke Girls

When the girls decide to look for a larger space for their dessert bar, Han sets them up with Evie, a real estate agent who has a crush on him. Also, Max is on the fence when Randy surprises her at the diner, hoping to patch up their relationship, so she tells Caroline to decide for her.

Wed 31st May

Modern Family

The family is gathered at Jay and Gloria's pool on a sunny December day, and that's when they realise that everyone will be scattered this coming Christmas. If they want to celebrate together, it will have to be today. Everyone sets off with their respective duties for 'Express Christmas'. Mitchell, Alex, and Lily get the tree; Jay and Cameron are in charge of gift wrapping; Phil and Manny get the groceries; Gloria and Luke go retrieve the ornaments; and Claire and Haley shop for all the gifts. When they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.

Wed 31st May

Modern Family

After having a doctor's visit, but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile, Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.

Wed 31st May

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Wed 31st May

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Wed 31st May

The Simpsons

When Marge lands the role of Blanche in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire, Homer cannot hide his disinterest.

Wed 31st May

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Gene, Louise, and Tina discover an object at the beach that turns out to be ambergris - a highly valuable, but illegal, by-product of whale poo. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with their crazy landlord.

Wed 31st May

Family Guy

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

Wed 31st May

American Dad!

When Stan saves Roger's life, his debt to him is paid off so he and Roger decide to go their separate ways. When Roger gets lonely and wants back in, he finds he must fight for his position. Meanwhile Steve gets the announcement job at school and gets a little power hungry.

Wed 31st May

Family Guy

Meg attempts to interview town mayor Adam West. Thanks to Peter's meddling, she ends up 'outing' actor Luke Perry instead.

Wed 31st May

The Simpsons

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980s sitcom to deal with Bart when the boy grows obsessed with obtaining a cool mini-bike; and Bart attempts to trade nuclear secrets to the Chinese government.

Wed 31st May

Pretty Little Liars

As Detective Furey gets close to proving the Pretty Little Liar's are involved with Dunhill's murder, the team tries to destroy any evidence that would incriminate one of their own.

Wed 31st May

Motorway Patrol

This program is jammed with motorway mayhem and a diverse mix of drama, madness and some classic Kiwi moments as the Constables wrangle the daily dramas of motorway policing with their unique blend of stoicism and humour.

Wed 31st May

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Wed 31st May

Modern Family

The family is gathered at Jay and Gloria's pool on a sunny December day, and that's when they realise that everyone will be scattered this coming Christmas. If they want to celebrate together, it will have to be today. Everyone sets off with their respective duties for 'Express Christmas'. Mitchell, Alex, and Lily get the tree; Jay and Cameron are in charge of gift wrapping; Phil and Manny get the groceries; Gloria and Luke go retrieve the ornaments; and Claire and Haley shop for all the gifts. When they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.

Wed 31st May

Modern Family

After having a doctor's visit, but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile, Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.

Wed 31st May

Bob's Burgers

Gene, Louise, and Tina discover an object at the beach that turns out to be ambergris - a highly valuable, but illegal, by-product of whale poo. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with their crazy landlord.

Thu 1st June

Morning

The Simpsons

When Maggie wanders off with some gangsters, Homer and Marge mistakenly believe that Moe is responsible for the baby's disappearance.

Thu 1st June

Futurama

Bender wishes to photograph an actor who is notorious for never having had his picture taken.

Thu 1st June

Family Guy

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

Thu 1st June

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Thu 1st June

Beauty and the Beast

Vincent goes undercover with a sexy operative, who Cat discovers is an assassin. Vincent has to play both sides, while Cat has to convince DHS she can still be trusted.

Thu 1st June

America's Next Top Model

This program will be strutting down the runway with a different host, panel members, and a slew of experts. Returning to its roots, the competition will once again feature an all-female cast competing for the crown and a whole new set of prizes.

Thu 1st June

Chicago Fire

Dawson finds it hard to keep her emotions in check during an ambo run involving a pregnant teen.

Thu 1st June

Cricket Superstar

The search to find Australia's best young cricketer begins as the hopefuls are tested under the watchful eye of Allan Border. Catches are made and runs are scored as the dream starts to become a reality for 15 talented sportsmen.

Thu 1st June

Bitten

Elena's survival hinges on her guiding Dr Bauer through her first Change, at the same time, the Pack and Coven are busy trying to figure out who Aleister is and where his compound is located.

Thu 1st June

Futurama

Leela's mum begins dating Zapp Brannigan, much to her daughter's dismay.

Thu 1st June

The Simpsons

When Marge lands the role of Blanche in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire, Homer cannot hide his disinterest.

Thu 1st June

American Dad!

When Stan saves Roger's life, his debt to him is paid off so he and Roger decide to go their separate ways. When Roger gets lonely and wants back in, he finds he must fight for his position. Meanwhile Steve gets the announcement job at school and gets a little power hungry.

Thu 1st June

The Simpsons

Death comes to the door of the Simpson home, looking for Bart.

Thu 1st June

Family Guy

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

Thu 1st June

Bob's Burgers

Gene, Louise, and Tina discover an object at the beach that turns out to be ambergris - a highly valuable, but illegal, by-product of whale poo. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with their crazy landlord.

Thu 1st June

Family Guy

Meg attempts to interview town mayor Adam West. Thanks to Peter's meddling, she ends up 'outing' actor Luke Perry instead.

Thu 1st June

The Simpsons

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980s sitcom to deal with Bart when the boy grows obsessed with obtaining a cool mini-bike; and Bart attempts to trade nuclear secrets to the Chinese government.

Thu 1st June

2 Broke Girls

When the girls decide to look for a larger space for their dessert bar, Han sets them up with Evie, a real estate agent who has a crush on him. Also, Max is on the fence when Randy surprises her at the diner, hoping to patch up their relationship, so she tells Caroline to decide for her.

Thu 1st June

New Girl

As Coach prepares to move out of the loft, Schmidt also decides to get rid of his non-essentials and in the process discovers what is truly important to him; Jess and Nick reminisce about their 'sex mug' and wonder if they still have feelings for each other.

Thu 1st June

Modern Family

The family is gathered at Jay and Gloria's pool on a sunny December day, and that's when they realise that everyone will be scattered this coming Christmas. If they want to celebrate together, it will have to be today. Everyone sets off with their respective duties for 'Express Christmas'. Mitchell, Alex, and Lily get the tree; Jay and Cameron are in charge of gift wrapping; Phil and Manny get the groceries; Gloria and Luke go retrieve the ornaments; and Claire and Haley shop for all the gifts. When they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.

Thu 1st June

Modern Family

After having a doctor's visit, but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile, Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.

Thu 1st June

Noon

The Carbonaro Effect

Revolutionary skin treatment turns back time, sharp-smelling prehistoric cheese is sampled at a farmer's market. Also, an accident with a 3D printer.

Thu 1st June

The Carbonaro Effect

Michael goes from smooth to slacker at an office, an artistic talent is discovered at a museum. Also, security issues at a pool club.

Thu 1st June

Motorway Patrol

This program is jammed with motorway mayhem and a diverse mix of drama, madness and some classic Kiwi moments as the Constables wrangle the daily dramas of motorway policing with their unique blend of stoicism and humour.

Thu 1st June

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Thu 1st June

About a Boy

Will is told to sell his San Francisco home in order to solve his money issues. So he decides to find Marcus a brand new best friend.

Thu 1st June

New Girl

When Cece and Schmidt ask Jess and Nick to be their maid of honour and best man, respectively, their first task is to plan the engagement party. But when Jess invites Cece's mum to join in the celebration, Cece is forced to make a surprising announcement to Schmidt.

Thu 1st June

2 Broke Girls

In an attempt to get to know Max's world better, her boyfriend Randy asks to spend a night at her apartment. Also, Caroline works on getting a liquor licence for their dessert bar.

Thu 1st June

Modern Family

After having a doctor's visit, but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile, Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.

Thu 1st June

Modern Family

Luke and Manny have a big school project to design the best capsule that would protect an egg in a two-storey drop, but when Claire and Jay catch wind of it, their own competitive drives kick in and eventually take over. Meanwhile, Phil solicits the help of Haley and Gloria to sit as plants in the audience during a huge real estate presentation he has put together, and Mitch and Cam meet with prospective birth mothers and must try their very best to be charming and likeable.

Thu 1st June

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Thu 1st June

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 1st June

The Simpsons

Homer creates his own religion as a means of escaping church services on Sundays.

Thu 1st June

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Upon learning that she has a cavity and needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's.

Thu 1st June

Family Guy

Lois discovers that Peter possesses incredible musical skills at the piano - but only when he is drunk.

Thu 1st June

American Dad!

When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan refuses to go down without a fight and proves he is still the king of the jungle.

Thu 1st June

Family Guy

When Chris constantly fails at every task he is given and shows no interest in becoming an adult, Peter becomes intent on rectifying his failings as a father. He gets Chris a job at a driving range, but rather than follow through with Chris, he switches his focus to Cleveland Jr.

Thu 1st June

The Simpsons

Unable to get a date for Valentine's Day, Moe asks Homer to act as his 'wingman' and help him attract women, and Marge has her entire head of hair dyed grey after she discovers her first grey hair.

Thu 1st June

America's Got Talent

The talent show with it all including judge Simon Cowell, Mel B, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel and new host Tyra Banks.

Thu 1st June

Modern Family

Luke and Manny have a big school project to design the best capsule that would protect an egg in a two-storey drop, but when Claire and Jay catch wind of it, their own competitive drives kick in and eventually take over. Meanwhile, Phil solicits the help of Haley and Gloria to sit as plants in the audience during a huge real estate presentation he has put together, and Mitch and Cam meet with prospective birth mothers and must try their very best to be charming and likeable.

Thu 1st June

Modern Family

The family helps Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? Lily is going to be a precious flower girl for the first time, but the problem is she's just discovered her first expletive and Mitch and Cam don't know how best to deal with this new parenting test. And Jay is very concerned with Stella's recent strange behaviour and puts the blame on Gloria.

Thu 1st June

Bob's Burgers

Upon learning that she has a cavity and needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's.

Fri 2nd June

Morning

The Simpsons

Death comes to the door of the Simpson home, looking for Bart.

Fri 2nd June

Futurama

Leela's mum begins dating Zapp Brannigan, much to her daughter's dismay.

Fri 2nd June

Family Guy

Lois discovers that Peter possesses incredible musical skills at the piano - but only when he is drunk.

Fri 2nd June

The Simpsons

Moe turns the bar into a pretentious hangout for Springfield's beautiful people, forcing Homer to start his own bar in his garage.

Fri 2nd June

Don't Trust Andrew Mayne

Brian's 24-year-old daughter Sophia is afraid to leave the nest, but Andrew knows just what to do to get this little birdie to fly.

Fri 2nd June

Don't Trust Andrew Mayne

Andrew helps Frances, a frustrated wife whose husband, Lee, spends more time hunting and fishing then he does with her.

Fri 2nd June

Pretty Little Liars

As Detective Furey gets close to proving the Pretty Little Liar's are involved with Dunhill's murder, the team tries to destroy any evidence that would incriminate one of their own.

Fri 2nd June

Chicago Fire

The team is on high alert when a previous incident during a fire call leaves a dangerous man on the loose with a vendetta to target Lt Casey and Firehouse 51, and prompts CPD to step in.

Fri 2nd June

Cricket Superstar

The final 15 check into their luxury mansion but stumble when they have to explain why they should be captain. The boys meet their mentor for the series, Graham Manou, before they take on their first match of the series.

Fri 2nd June

Bitten

Aleister casts a spell on Elena, forcing her to confront her dark demons and fears, at the same time, Rachel struggles to come to terms with what Logan is when she's locked in a cage with him.

Fri 2nd June

Futurama

Amy and Leela's performance in a sport called butterfly derby is enhanced when they become addicted to a nutritional supplement known as nectar.

Fri 2nd June

The Simpsons

Homer creates his own religion as a means of escaping church services on Sundays.

Fri 2nd June

American Dad!

When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan refuses to go down without a fight and proves he is still the king of the jungle.

Fri 2nd June

The Simpsons

When Mother Simpson gets into trouble with the law Homer carjacks a bus and tries to help her escape, but, not wanting her son involved, she kicks Homer out of the bus and drives off.

Fri 2nd June

Family Guy

Lois discovers that Peter possesses incredible musical skills at the piano - but only when he is drunk.

Fri 2nd June

Bob's Burgers

Upon learning that she has a cavity and needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's.

Fri 2nd June

Family Guy

When Chris constantly fails at every task he is given and shows no interest in becoming an adult, Peter becomes intent on rectifying his failings as a father. He gets Chris a job at a driving range, but rather than follow through with Chris, he switches his focus to Cleveland Jr.

Fri 2nd June

The Simpsons

Unable to get a date for Valentine's Day, Moe asks Homer to act as his 'wingman' and help him attract women, and Marge has her entire head of hair dyed grey after she discovers her first grey hair.

Fri 2nd June

America's Got Talent

The talent show with it all including judge Simon Cowell, Mel B, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel and new host Tyra Banks.

Fri 2nd June

Noon

The Carbonaro Effect

Michael wows shoppers with snakes and spiders, a woman discovers she has a talent for whittling wood, an abandoned house refuses to relinquish its precious items.

Fri 2nd June

The Carbonaro Effect

A man realises his mind powers at a yard sale. Also, a college student discovers she's an heir, and a tribal mask at an art gallery goes missing.

Fri 2nd June

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 2nd June

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 2nd June

About a Boy

Despite not liking Halloween, Fiona attends Will's annual party. Will attempts to show Marcus the joys of Halloween.

Fri 2nd June

New Girl

Jumping back into the dating pool, Jess finds herself dating a dud, but falls in love with his perfect parents. Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt have very different ideas about how to run the bar.

Fri 2nd June

2 Broke Girls

When a law firm courting Randy for a job invites Randy and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant, the evening veers off course when their eclectic cuisine doesn't sit well with Max.

Fri 2nd June

Modern Family

Luke and Manny have a big school project to design the best capsule that would protect an egg in a two-storey drop, but when Claire and Jay catch wind of it, their own competitive drives kick in and eventually take over. Meanwhile, Phil solicits the help of Haley and Gloria to sit as plants in the audience during a huge real estate presentation he has put together, and Mitch and Cam meet with prospective birth mothers and must try their very best to be charming and likeable.

Fri 2nd June

Modern Family

The family helps Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? Lily is going to be a precious flower girl for the first time, but the problem is she's just discovered her first expletive and Mitch and Cam don't know how best to deal with this new parenting test. And Jay is very concerned with Stella's recent strange behaviour and puts the blame on Gloria.

Fri 2nd June

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 2nd June

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 2nd June

The Simpsons

Homer enters Lisa in a beauty pageant when her self-esteem plummets.

Fri 2nd June

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Tina decides to try out for the cheerleading squad, but it's actually Gene who gets noticed in the crowd for his spirit and cheering ability.

Fri 2nd June

Family Guy

Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Players and decides to put on The King and I. But Peter takes over the production and turns it into a sleazy story about a kung-fu fighting robot named Anna.

Fri 2nd June

American Dad!

When Stan befriends Senator Buckingham in an effort to climb ranks in the CIA, he finds himself stopping at nothing to get ahead but when Roger sells the senator's daughter to a drug dealer, Stan is forced to choose between family and career.

Fri 2nd June

Family Guy

Peter gets in touch with his feminine side after a female co-worker sues him for sexual harassment.

Fri 2nd June

The Simpsons

When the 'Angry Dad' character is turned into an award-winning animated short film, Homer hogs the spotlight, much to Bart's dismay.

Fri 2nd June

VICE

College athletics have seen explosive revenue growth in the last decade, but the NCAA requires players to forego profits in favour of scholarships and new facilities, and now federal courts are being asked whether that compensation is enough.

Fri 2nd June

VICE

In the Indonesian province of Aceh, Sharia police enforce Islamic law; cleaning up the oceans and rethinking the ways of using plastic.

Fri 2nd June

Motorway Patrol

This program is jammed with motorway mayhem and a diverse mix of drama, madness and some classic Kiwi moments as the Constables wrangle the daily dramas of motorway policing with their unique blend of stoicism and humour.

Fri 2nd June

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Fri 2nd June

Modern Family

Phil is so preoccupied with impressing a prospective new client, Tad, that he doesn't notice what Claire believes is Tad being overtly inappropriate with her. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria let Mitchell and Cameron stay over while their house is fumigated, and it turns out four is a crowd.

Fri 2nd June

Modern Family

After closing on the sale of a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take the two of them out for a celebratory dinner where they proceed to overindulge in drinks, which leads to some oversharing and finally results in them waking up the next morning hungover and raising the question - if you'll do anything for family, shouldn't there still be a line drawn somewhere?

Fri 2nd June

Bob's Burgers

Tina decides to try out for the cheerleading squad, but it's actually Gene who gets noticed in the crowd for his spirit and cheering ability.

Sat 3rd June

Morning

The Simpsons

When Mother Simpson gets into trouble with the law Homer carjacks a bus and tries to help her escape, but, not wanting her son involved, she kicks Homer out of the bus and drives off.

Sat 3rd June

Futurama

Amy and Leela's performance in a sport called butterfly derby is enhanced when they become addicted to a nutritional supplement known as nectar.

Sat 3rd June

Family Guy

Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Players and decides to put on The King and I. But Peter takes over the production and turns it into a sleazy story about a kung-fu fighting robot named Anna.

Sat 3rd June

Motorway Patrol

This program is jammed with motorway mayhem and a diverse mix of drama, madness and some classic Kiwi moments as the Constables wrangle the daily dramas of motorway policing with their unique blend of stoicism and humour.

Sat 3rd June

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Sat 3rd June

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 3rd June

Chicago Fire

When truck and squad are summoned to the scene of a dangerous accident, Chief Boden makes a split-second decision that overrides Chief Anderson, the incident commander whose house was the first to respond to the call.

Sat 3rd June

Cricket Superstar

Endurance is the theme of the week as the boys are tested under extreme conditions before facing stiff competition in their second match. After an epic all-rounder challenge separates the group, who will survive another week?

Sat 3rd June

Bitten

The Pack have things under control when the Council of Alphas reassemble at Stonehaven, but then a surprise visit from Savannah puts their plans into a tailspin.

Sat 3rd June

WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Sat 3rd June

The Simpsons

Bart must help train Santa's Little Helper to pass an obedience course or Homer will give the dog away.

Sat 3rd June

The Simpsons

Grandpa Simpson falls in love and inherits a fortune.

Sat 3rd June

The Simpsons

Marge renews her interest in becoming an artist after Homer finds an old painting of Ringo Starr in the attic. Mr. Burns commissions Marge to paint a portrait of him.

Sat 3rd June

Futurama

Dr Zoidberg promises his uncle that he will invest a million dollars in his Hollywood movie.

Sat 3rd June

American Dad!

Stan is hexed by an old man, he begins to age rapidly and the only way to beat it is to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. Roger and Francine train for a dance competition that may not be what it seems.

Sat 3rd June

American Dad!

Stan's high school wrestling record is threatened by Roger.

Sat 3rd June

Family Guy

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek.

Sat 3rd June

Family Guy

When Brian gets busted for possession of marijuana, he starts a campaign to legalise the drug. Mayor West passes the law, which turns the townspeople into a bunch of potheads.

Sat 3rd June

Futurama

Leela fights to save the lives of penguins after the Planet Express ship is involved in an oil spill on Pluto.

Sat 3rd June

Noon

The Simpsons

Marge writes a novel and gets endorsements from writers playing themselves.

Sat 3rd June

The Simpsons

When the Springfield library becomes low on books, Marge educates her children on some classic tales.

Sat 3rd June

The Simpsons

Milhouse and his mother move to Capital City, leaving Bart without a best friend. Meanwhile, Homer is mistaken for a beggar after getting drunk and discovers it's not a bad source of additional income.

Sat 3rd June

Modern Family

The chaos of Mitch and Cam's wedding continues as the grooms grow discouraged; the guests are starting to get restless; and the whole ordeal takes a toll on Claire's physical and emotional state.

Sat 3rd June

Modern Family

This summer has been exceptionally blissful in the Dunphy house, Alex is away on a humanitarian trip and the rest of the family is getting along swimmingly, but when Alex comes home, there is an immediate shift in mood. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon and Mitch is acclimating to real life much quicker than the still lovey-dovey Cameron. And, Gloria has taken issue with how little effort Jay puts into his appearance and decides to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Sat 3rd June

Last Man Standing

Mike and Vanessa think it's time for Mandy and Kyle to move out, but then Mike has second thoughts after Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mum.

Sat 3rd June

Last Man Standing

At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.

Sat 3rd June

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 3rd June

Top 20 Funniest

Meet a cat who can untie a bikini! Friends become enemies in a watery wake-up prank. And find out who gets their hilarious revenge in the number one clip!

Sat 3rd June

Switched at Birth

Needing to pay their electric bill, Bay and Daphne throw a 'lights on' party at their apartment, but things go awry when rowdy, uninvited guests get out of control.

Sat 3rd June

Evening

The Simpsons

During a Halloween party, the Simpsons tell three horrifying tales of the macabre.

Sat 3rd June

America's Got Talent

The talent show with it all including judge Simon Cowell, Mel B, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel and new host Tyra Banks.

Sat 3rd June

Fresh Off the Boat

Louis worries that Grandma's new motorised wheelchair gives her too much freedom, so he makes it a point to keep a close eye on her.

Sat 3rd June

The Mick

The tables are turned when a cyber bully targets Sofia, leading Mickey to come up with a plan for revenge. Meanwhile, Jimmy teaches Chip and Ben how to be self-sufficient, resulting in a painful disaster.

Sat 3rd June

The Late Show With Matty Johns

Matty is joined by Bryan Fletcher, Nathan Hindmarsh, Gorden Tallis and The Professor. The guys will have a mixture of jokes, banter, pranks and left-field analysis. Plus, Fletch and Hindy with their unconventional player interviews.

Sat 3rd June

Professor's Second Year Syndrome

For a change of pace, it's James 'The Professor' Rochford along with Brett Finch, Chris Page and special guests each week. The show will be satire at its sharpest; poking harmless fun at the game, clubs and players.

Sat 3rd June

Modern Family

The chaos of Mitch and Cam's wedding continues as the grooms grow discouraged; the guests are starting to get restless; and the whole ordeal takes a toll on Claire's physical and emotional state.

Sat 3rd June

Modern Family

This summer has been exceptionally blissful in the Dunphy house, Alex is away on a humanitarian trip and the rest of the family is getting along swimmingly, but when Alex comes home, there is an immediate shift in mood. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon and Mitch is acclimating to real life much quicker than the still lovey-dovey Cameron. And, Gloria has taken issue with how little effort Jay puts into his appearance and decides to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Sat 3rd June

The Simpsons

Bart must help train Santa's Little Helper to pass an obedience course or Homer will give the dog away.

Sat 3rd June

The Simpsons

Grandpa Simpson falls in love and inherits a fortune.

Sun 4th June

Morning

The Simpsons

Marge renews her interest in becoming an artist after Homer finds an old painting of Ringo Starr in the attic. Mr. Burns commissions Marge to paint a portrait of him.

Sun 4th June

Futurama

Leela fights to save the lives of penguins after the Planet Express ship is involved in an oil spill on Pluto.

Sun 4th June

Futurama

Dr Zoidberg promises his uncle that he will invest a million dollars in his Hollywood movie.

Sun 4th June

Family Guy

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek.

Sun 4th June

Family Guy

When Brian gets busted for possession of marijuana, he starts a campaign to legalise the drug. Mayor West passes the law, which turns the townspeople into a bunch of potheads.

Sun 4th June

The Amazing Race

Eleven teams compete against each other on a trek around the world. At every destination, each team must compete in a series of challenges and only when the tasks are completed will they learn of their next location. Teams who are the farthest behind will be eliminated, with the first team to arrive at the final destination winning $1 million.

Sun 4th June

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sun 4th June

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sun 4th June

VICE

College athletics have seen explosive revenue growth in the last decade, but the NCAA requires players to forego profits in favour of scholarships and new facilities, and now federal courts are being asked whether that compensation is enough.

Sun 4th June

VICE

In the Indonesian province of Aceh, Sharia police enforce Islamic law; cleaning up the oceans and rethinking the ways of using plastic.

Sun 4th June

WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Sun 4th June

The Simpsons

Lisa develops a crush on her substitute teacher, Mr Bergstrom. Bergstrom tells Homer he must learn to act as a positive role model for his daughter.

Sun 4th June

The Simpsons

Marge insists Homer accompany her for a weekend of marriage counselling at a wooded retreat, but Homer takes advantage of the location to attempt to catch a legendary catfish.

Sun 4th June

The Simpsons

Bart and his friends pool their money to purchase the first issue of "Radioactive Man" comics, but then cannot decide who gets to keep it.

Sun 4th June

Futurama

Fry searches the ancient ruins of Old New York for his beloved lucky clover.

Sun 4th June

American Dad!

After Roger's alter-ego Dr Penguin gets shipped off to Iraq, Klaus decides to try his fin at helping the family with their problems but quickly discovers his methods do not go as he planned.

Sun 4th June

American Dad!

Francine goes behind Stan's back and buys a puppy named Kisses. After a horrible accident, Stan refuses to let go of Kisses and instead opts for an experimental medical procedure.

Sun 4th June

Family Guy

After Susie Swanson beats the crap out of Stewie, he and Peter take to the gym. What Stewie doesn't know is that Peter is giving him a little extra help to get those six-pack abs.

Sun 4th June

Family Guy

Brian is devastated to learn that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married until he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad.

Sun 4th June

Futurama

Tired of feeling like an outcast, Leela has a second eye grafted onto her face.

Sun 4th June

Noon

The Simpsons

After Apu and Manjula send two of their octuplets to the prestigious Miss Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School, Homer is inspired to do the same for Maggie.

Sun 4th June

The Simpsons

Marge's ex-boyfriend Artie Ziff is discovered in the Simpsons' attic - penniless, unemployed and on the run from the authorities.

Sun 4th June

The Simpsons

Marge looks for an activity for Homer that doesn't involve beer and naively takes him to an Oktoberfest celebration. Then when Homer gets drunk, Marge winds up taking the fall for his DUI and is sent to rehab.

Sun 4th June

Modern Family

It's Jay and Gloria's anniversary and they can't seem to get on the same page on what kind of gift to give - sentimental or expensive? And, the Dunphys head to Caltech for Alex's college tour and while Claire is busy convincing her to choose this school and stay close to home. Phil, Luke and Haley branch off to participate in a psyche experiment. Mitch and Cam are taking a new family portrait with Lily to replace the old one above their mantel, but Lily gives some serious face.

Sun 4th June

Modern Family

Phil is putting together Mitch and Cam's wedding video for a special family screening, but when the footage reveals that he is responsible for a horrible cold that has plagued the family, he must do some creative editing. Jay and Gloria have different ways of helping Manny cope with the stresses of high school football, while coach Cam struggles between whether or not to bench him. And, Mitchell gets strangely competitive with Lily's new friend, Sydney, who is clearly a genius.