TV Guide

Mon 27th February

Morning

The Simpsons

Marge joins the police force and breaks up a counterfeit jeans operation.

Mon 27th February

Family Guy

Brian is in heat, and chases down the champion greyhound owned by Peter's rich and snooty father-in-law.

Mon 27th February

Family Guy

Peter discovers he has a black ancestor, while Stewie tries to learn cheerleaders' power to entrance.

Mon 27th February

Futurama

Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after creating a hit children's television series.

Mon 27th February

Futurama

The crew members alter history when they travel back in time to the American Revolution.

Mon 27th February

American Dad!

Francine attempts to spice things up with Stan, while Hayley's dip back into the dating pool doesn't go so swimmingly, and she reluctantly decides to accept Snot's invitation to dinner.

Mon 27th February

Unplanned America

In this episode the boys get an insight into what goes down on the other side of the computer screen when they visit three women who make their living as 'cam girls' providing adult entertainment over the internet. Later, they head to New York City for their fetish latex fitting with The Baroness.

Mon 27th February

Teen Wolf

After being bitten and turned into a werewolf, a teen achieves success at sports and romance, but his new girlfriend is from a vicious family of werewolf hunters.

Mon 27th February

The Fosters

Callie starts her senior project of photographing the outside of her and Jude's seven former foster homes. But when an unexpected encounter with a former foster mother brings her inside, Callie decides to reach out to other people who have fostered her and is shocked to learn that a 17-year-old former foster brother has been convicted of murder. Stressed out by the hardships of supporting himself and Cortney, Brandon throws a house party and things take a turn for the worse. Stef and Lena offer to pay for an attorney to help get Gabe off of the sex offender registry, which is currently putting Lena's job at risk and causing friction between Mike and Ana.

Mon 27th February

Modern Family

Phil convinces Claire and the kids to be in his new realty advertisement, but when he goes so far as to wrap the family minivan in the picture, the consequences are unexpected.

Mon 27th February

Young & Hungry

Kym Whitley hosts a fan appreciation special featuring favourite scenes and clips.

Mon 27th February

Bones

Picking up after the explosive fall finale, Hodgins is eight weeks into his rehabilitation for his paralysis and forced to navigate life in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Brennan and Booth investigate the death of a public defender who had multiple defendants from previous cases with motives to kill her.

Mon 27th February

Futurama

A woman from Fry's past thaws in the year 3000.

Mon 27th February

The Simpsons

Homer spearheads the effort to get pro-football to bring a new franchise to Springfield. The football commissioner, on his way to officially award the franchise, stops at the Simpson house where Grandpa (mistaking him for a burglar) attacks him.

Mon 27th February

American Dad!

When Stan discovers his inner child and winds up in a minimum-security prison, Steve must become the man of the house, making him old beyond his years.

Mon 27th February

The Simpsons

After yet another day in court for disorderly conduct, Homer takes up bounty hunting for extra money. But after Flanders saves him during a case, they become partners in their new occupation.

Mon 27th February

Futurama

Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after creating a hit children's television series.

Mon 27th February

Family Guy

Brian is in heat, and chases down the champion greyhound owned by Peter's rich and snooty father-in-law.

Mon 27th February

Beyond

Holden and Charlie go on an escapist road trip to work on controlling Holden's powers - and grow a lot closer in the process.

Mon 27th February

The Vampire Diaries

Sybil enacts revenge on Damon by putting him in a catatonic state. Caroline and Bonnie enter Damon's mind and run into familiar faces from the past, only to discover Stefan is the key to Damon's fate.

Mon 27th February

Modern Family

Phil convinces Claire and the kids to be in his new realty advertisement, but when he goes so far as to wrap the family minivan in the picture, the consequences are unexpected.

Mon 27th February

Modern Family

Mitchell and Cameron are looking to assign a legal guardian who would care for Lily should something happen to them, and are secretly assessing their family members. But no one is blowing their socks off, as they witness Jay giving Manny a dose of tough love, Claire secretly taking Luke to a child psychologist to assess his development, and Haley and Alex getting into some delinquent activities at school.

Mon 27th February

Noon

Top 20 Funniest

Laughter is the best medicine, and it makes for a great television show, too. From epic fails to agonising falls, priceless pranks to bizarre blunders, the videos spotlighted take clip show comedy to a new extreme. Each episode highlights a family-friendly collection of wild, humorous and outlandish moments - the best viral video clips, home movies, pranks, surveillance videos, event footage, and news bloopers, all with one thing in common: they're hysterically funny!

Mon 27th February

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Mon 27th February

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 27th February

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie asks whether women can have sex with 'no strings attached', which leads the ladies to try to find one night stands. However, things don't go quite as expected when Elka and her long-time friend fall in love and Victoria's former lover Johnny Revere has a heart attack.

Mon 27th February

The Simpsons

As the family waits for their food at The Frying Dutchman, they pass the time by telling stories.

Mon 27th February

Fresh Off the Boat

To celebrate their one-year anniversary, Eddie reluctantly agrees to take Alison to the see a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet. But when Louis and Alison's dad bond over their love of Shakespeare and crash their date, Alison wonders if she and Eddie's relationship has lost its spark.

Mon 27th February

Modern Family

Gloria's wish is for a lovely white Christmas with the family - now if only everyone else would just get with the program.

Mon 27th February

Modern Family

Claire and Phil have dinner plans with this great couple they met on vacation, the only problem is they never pick up the bill, so Claire insists Phil be strong this time and make them pay. Gloria organises a playdate with a couple that appears to have a lot in common with them - they also have a young son Joe's age, but the husband is in his eighties and Jay takes it very personally. Elsewhere, Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in on the birthday coupon they gave him for a belated celebration, so they scramble and end up on an impromptu tour of celebrity homes.

Mon 27th February

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Mon 27th February

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Mon 27th February

The Simpsons

Homer becomes a professional boxer when doctors discover he was born with a unique genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.

Mon 27th February

Evening

Family Guy

Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal, and invites the whole crew over for dinner. Joe is shocked when his formerly MIA son Kevin returns from Iraq.

Mon 27th February

Family Guy

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country, and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

Mon 27th February

The Mick

An unapologetic degenerate moves to affluent Greenwich, Connecticut, to raise the outrageously spoiled kids of her wealthy sister and brother-in-law, who have fled the country to avoid prosecution for illegal activities.

Mon 27th February

Beyond

Jeff fights to keep Holden alive and seeks refuge at a pharmacy, pursued by the relentless Yellow Jacket.

Mon 27th February

The Vampire Diaries

Cade returns to Mystic Falls and presents Damon and Stefan with additional assignments, each with unthinkable consequences. Even with tension growing in their friendship, Caroline and Matt do their best to protect the town's residents from Cade's appetite for their souls.

Mon 27th February

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Mon 27th February

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 27th February

Modern Family

Phil and Claire try to have some time alone. Jay and Gloria help Manny get ready for his first solo trip to Colombia. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron make it a summer to remember.

Mon 27th February

Modern Family

Luke and Manny start high school and Claire goes to work at Jay's company. Meanwhile, Cameron becomes a substitute teacher, which means Mitchell has to get Lily ready for preschool.

Mon 27th February

The Simpsons

After yet another day in court for disorderly conduct, Homer takes up bounty hunting for extra money. But after Flanders saves him during a case, they become partners in their new occupation.

Tue 28th February

Morning

The Simpsons

Homer becomes a professional boxer when doctors discover he was born with a unique genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.

Tue 28th February

Family Guy

Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal, and invites the whole crew over for dinner. Joe is shocked when his formerly MIA son Kevin returns from Iraq.

Tue 28th February

Family Guy

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country, and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

Tue 28th February

Futurama

A woman from Fry's past thaws in the year 3000.

Tue 28th February

American Dad!

When Stan discovers his inner child and winds up in a minimum-security prison, Steve must become the man of the house, making him old beyond his years.

Tue 28th February

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Tue 28th February

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 28th February

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Tue 28th February

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 28th February

Bitten

At Stonehaven, Elena tracks the killer Mutt while avoiding the advances of Clay Danvers, her former lover. Haunted by her own past as a killer, she's desperate to get back to her human life, but is delayed when a second body is discovered, this time on Stonehaven property.

Tue 28th February

Grimm

Following a brutal attack in the woods, Nick and Hank stumble upon a terrifying Wesen disease that may be the inspiration for the modern-day werewolf myth. Meanwhile, Adalind is offered an uneasy alliance that may help her get back what she wants most. Elsewhere, Eve's investigation uncovers a surprising revelation.

Tue 28th February

Switched at Birth

Daphne and Mingo are excited to introduce their parents until they learn that there's already bad blood between them. Meanwhile, Bay's date with Garrett takes an awkward turn when she runs into Tank.

Tue 28th February

Futurama

A miniature version of the Planet Express crew attempts to rid Fry's body of parasitic worms.

Tue 28th February

The Simpsons

Homer becomes a professional boxer when doctors discover he was born with a unique genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.

Tue 28th February

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine's 20th wedding anniversary nears, Francine stops doing her beauty regime.

Tue 28th February

The Simpsons

While trying to earn money at the country club, Bart acquires Denis Leary's cell phone after Leary angrily chucks it away. Bart keeps the phone and makes prank calls pretending to be Leary.

Tue 28th February

Arrow

China White, Cupid and Liza Warner break out of Iron Heights and head to Star City for revenge. Oliver tries to bring in the newly formed girl gang but the ACU intervenes mid-fight. To his surprise, they are there to arrest the Green Arrow for the murder of Detective Malone.

Tue 28th February

Supergirl

It's Valentine's Day, and Kara finds herself dealing with the amorous advances of Mxyztplk, a fifth-dimensional being with unlimited magical powers. Meanwhile, Alex discovers that Maggie hates Valentine's Day, while an alien woman hits on Winn.

Tue 28th February

Jane the Virgin

Working in publishing is not what Jane thought it would be, until she learns about a showcase for up and coming writers. With Petra at the helm of the Marbella, she decides to re-brand the hotel, but quickly butts heads with the rival hotel next door. Rogelio and Darci have made a new arrangement which has put a strain on his relationship with Xo.

Tue 28th February

Modern Family

Phil and Claire try to have some time alone. Jay and Gloria help Manny get ready for his first solo trip to Colombia. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron make it a summer to remember.

Tue 28th February

Modern Family

Luke and Manny start high school and Claire goes to work at Jay's company. Meanwhile, Cameron becomes a substitute teacher, which means Mitchell has to get Lily ready for preschool.

Tue 28th February

Noon

Live: WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Tue 28th February

2 Broke Girls

A handsome businessman returns Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, who comes home with a big surprise.

Tue 28th February

Modern Family

Phil and Claire try to have some time alone. Jay and Gloria help Manny get ready for his first solo trip to Colombia. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron make it a summer to remember.

Tue 28th February

Modern Family

Luke and Manny start high school and Claire goes to work at Jay's company. Meanwhile, Cameron becomes a substitute teacher, which means Mitchell has to get Lily ready for preschool.

Tue 28th February

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 28th February

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Tue 28th February

The Simpsons

With Homer's help, Mr Burns' long lost son stages his own kidnapping.

Tue 28th February

Evening

Family Guy

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives, and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. When they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile Lois spends some quality time with the girls, and they engage in childish antics.

Tue 28th February

Family Guy

It's winter in Quahog, and Lois' parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. When Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire.

Tue 28th February

The Simpsons

The family attends Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical. The musical's director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in mouth when he makes sexist comments about her education and that of women in general.

Tue 28th February

Supergirl

When Jeremiah Danvers is rescued from Cadmus, Alex and Kara are thrilled to have their father back. The Danvers arrange a family dinner to celebrate, but things go awry when a suspicious Mon-El starts to question Jeremiah about his sudden return.

Tue 28th February

Jane the Virgin

A devout young Latina woman must decide what to do after her doctor's error causes her to be artificially inseminated. Based on the Venezuelan telenova Juana La Virgen.

Tue 28th February

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Tue 28th February

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 28th February

Modern Family

Phil finds his real-estate niche in helping divorced women. Luke invites friends over to play poker in the basement. Gloria fears her baby is cursed. Cameron stages a pet funeral to appease Lily.

Tue 28th February

Modern Family

Cameron's older sister comes for a visit. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire make a pact to miss Luke's soccer game and Gloria refuses to believe she may need reading glasses.

Tue 28th February

The Simpsons

While trying to earn money at the country club, Bart acquires Denis Leary's cell phone after Leary angrily chucks it away. Bart keeps the phone and makes prank calls pretending to be Leary.

Tue 28th February

The Simpsons

With Homer's help, Mr Burns' long lost son stages his own kidnapping.

Wed 1st March

Morning

Family Guy

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives, and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. When they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile Lois spends some quality time with the girls, and they engage in childish antics.

Wed 1st March

Family Guy

It's winter in Quahog, and Lois' parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. When Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire.

Wed 1st March

Futurama

A miniature version of the Planet Express crew attempts to rid Fry's body of parasitic worms.

Wed 1st March

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine's 20th wedding anniversary nears, Francine stops doing her beauty regime.

Wed 1st March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Wed 1st March

Beyond

Jeff fights to keep Holden alive and seeks refuge at a pharmacy, pursued by the relentless Yellow Jacket.

Wed 1st March

The Vampire Diaries

Cade returns to Mystic Falls and presents Damon and Stefan with additional assignments, each with unthinkable consequences. Even with tension growing in their friendship, Caroline and Matt do their best to protect the town's residents from Cade's appetite for their souls.

Wed 1st March

Bitten

Old chemistry resurfaces as Elena and Clay work together to track the Mutt to a warehouse rave. But when Elena threatens the Mutt and his fear triggers the Change, they are faced with fighting him in his wolf form, resulting in a deadly blood bath.

Wed 1st March

Grimm

A beauty regiment proves deadly for a young woman, who seems to have aged 70 years when Nick and Hank find her lifeless body. As they search for proof of Wesen involvement, they are led to a local doctor, and end up enlisting Rosalee's help in their investigation. Meanwhile, Eve takes a bold step to learn more about Capt Renard's nefarious dealings.

Wed 1st March

Switched at Birth

Mingo helps Daphne organise a fundraiser for a sign language school in Mexico, and Bay is livid after a student sells crude T-shirts using her artwork. Elsewhere, Regina faces the consequences of digging through Eric's past.

Wed 1st March

Futurama

Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women ruled by a man-hating computer.

Wed 1st March

The Simpsons

With Homer's help, Mr Burns' long lost son stages his own kidnapping.

Wed 1st March

American Dad!

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan's orders, he goes to the show demanding that she return home, but when he hears their music he becomes obsessed with the band.

Wed 1st March

The Simpsons

Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home.

Wed 1st March

Supergirl

When Jeremiah Danvers is rescued from Cadmus, Alex and Kara are thrilled to have their father back. The Danvers arrange a family dinner to celebrate, but things go awry when a suspicious Mon-El starts to question Jeremiah about his sudden return.

Wed 1st March

The Flash

Barry, Cisco, Caitlin, and Julian travel to Gorilla City on Earth 2 to rescue Harrison. However, they are soon captured and Barry is forced to fight a battle against the gorillas' ruler, Solovar.

Wed 1st March

DC's Legends of Tomorrow

When Snart comes with his friends, an unexpected guest shows up.

Wed 1st March

Modern Family

Phil and Claire try to have some time alone. Jay and Gloria help Manny get ready for his first solo trip to Colombia. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron make it a summer to remember.

Wed 1st March

Modern Family

Luke and Manny start high school and Claire goes to work at Jay's company. Meanwhile, Cameron becomes a substitute teacher, which means Mitchell has to get Lily ready for preschool.

Wed 1st March

Noon

Live: WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Wed 1st March

Hot in Cleveland

Elka and her fiance Fred meet with Reverend Boyce to plan their simple wedding ceremony. But the ladies encourage Elka to go bigger and she quickly morphs into a bouquet-slugging Bridezelka.

Wed 1st March

Hot in Cleveland

The girls get totally smashed before Elka's wedding and spend the next day discovering the embarrassing things they did.

Wed 1st March

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

Wed 1st March

Modern Family

Phil finds his real-estate niche in helping divorced women. Luke invites friends over to play poker in the basement. Gloria fears her baby is cursed. Cameron stages a pet funeral to appease Lily.

Wed 1st March

Modern Family

Cameron's older sister comes for a visit. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire make a pact to miss Luke's soccer game and Gloria refuses to believe she may need reading glasses.

Wed 1st March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Wed 1st March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Wed 1st March

The Simpsons

While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house.

Wed 1st March

Evening

Family Guy

When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his somewhat innocent daughter and his creepy friend.

Wed 1st March

Family Guy

Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.

Wed 1st March

The Simpsons

Lisa befriends a boy named Michael, who happens to be the son of mob boss, Fat Tony. Fat Tony is put out of commission by a rival family, and Homer and Bart get involved with the mob.

Wed 1st March

The Flash

A freak accident causes a forensic scientist to become a superhero after he gains the ability to move at incredible speed. A spin-off of Arrow, originally based on the DC Comics series.

Wed 1st March

Top 20 Funniest

Watch an expensive Lamborghini take a crushing detour. Bikini babes fall off stages and surfboards! And find out the hidden talent of the girl next door in our number one clip of the week!

Wed 1st March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Wed 1st March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 1st March

Modern Family

Jay makes a reservation at a trendy restaurant for the adults in the family, but they may not make it when each household is running late.

Wed 1st March

Modern Family

Gloria hires a male nanny to help with the baby, but Jay and Manny are not on board with the idea. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron ask Pepper to help plan their wedding.

Wed 1st March

The Simpsons

Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home.

Wed 1st March

The Simpsons

While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house.

Thu 2nd March

Morning

Family Guy

When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his somewhat innocent daughter and his creepy friend.

Thu 2nd March

Family Guy

Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.

Thu 2nd March

Futurama

Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women ruled by a man-hating computer.

Thu 2nd March

American Dad!

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan's orders, he goes to the show demanding that she return home, but when he hears their music he becomes obsessed with the band.

Thu 2nd March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Thu 2nd March

Jane the Virgin

A devout young Latina woman must decide what to do after her doctor's error causes her to be artificially inseminated. Based on the Venezuelan telenova Juana La Virgen.

Thu 2nd March

Supergirl

When Jeremiah Danvers is rescued from Cadmus, Alex and Kara are thrilled to have their father back. The Danvers arrange a family dinner to celebrate, but things go awry when a suspicious Mon-El starts to question Jeremiah about his sudden return.

Thu 2nd March

Bitten

With a growing sexual tension between them, Elena and Clay pair up to investigate why psychotic killers are suddenly being 'bitten' into werewolves. When their search reveals that old Mutts are working together with newly-turned Mutts, Clay and Elena suddenly realise they're facing an organised plot to overthrow Pack rule.

Thu 2nd March

Grimm

An evangelical preacher has a tent revival unlike any other when he uses his Wesen identity to gain more believers. Nick and Hank are called to the scene as things escalate when a group of 'true believers' are hell bent on saving the preacher and his flock by any means necessary. Meanwhile, Capt Renard takes further steps to gain power in local government. Elsewhere, Eve uses Adalind's ol' hat trick to gain more access to Black Claw.

Thu 2nd March

Switched at Birth

Bay debates whether she's ready for a relationship with Garrett, Daphne's communication with Quinn starts to affect her relationship with Mingo, and John and Kathryn explore new financial opportunities. Meanwhile, Toby and Lily prepare to become parents.

Thu 2nd March

Futurama

Bender finds true romance with a coworker after crossing a picket line, but jealousy over his love's ex-boyfriend threatens to destroy everything.

Thu 2nd March

The Simpsons

While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house.

Thu 2nd March

American Dad!

When Hayley no longer feels she needs Stan's advice, Stan takes it upon himself to prove her wrong by offering his counsel to a stripper in hopes of improving her life, but when his business venture tanks, he finds himself stripping for cash to cover up his failures.

Thu 2nd March

The Simpsons

Three chilling tales of Halloween horror unwind in The Simpsons annual Treehouse of Horror Halloween special. First, Homer kills off celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited free-of-charge in How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising. Next, Transformer-like robots duke it out in Springfield in Untitled Robot Parody. And in It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Lisa accompanies Milhouse to a pumpkin patch to await the appearance of the Grand Pumpkin, but when he finally appears, the Grand Pumpkin goes on a rampage to avenge all the pumpkins carved and tortured in the name of Halloween. Also, the highly-anticipated episode opener features Homer Simpson as he attempts to cast his ballot for the 2008 Presidential election with a deadly twist.

Thu 2nd March

The Flash

A freak accident causes a forensic scientist to become a superhero after he gains the ability to move at incredible speed. A spin-off of Arrow, originally based on the DC Comics series.

Thu 2nd March

Top 20 Funniest

Watch an expensive Lamborghini take a crushing detour. Bikini babes fall off stages and surfboards! And find out the hidden talent of the girl next door in our number one clip of the week!

Thu 2nd March

Chicago Fire

After exercising his disdain and authority over Chief Boden, Chief Anderson reassigns members of 51 to various houses around town, citing the need for improvement.

Thu 2nd March

The X Factor UK

Thousands of aspiring pop stars turned up at the auditions, 120 battled it out at boot camp and, after the drama of the six-chair challenge, the best of those made it through to the judges' houses. Now the competition really begins as the final 12 perform live for the judges and millions of viewers at home. Each of them will be hoping they have what it takes to make an impression and stay on the show right up to the final. Simon Cowell is mentoring the girls' category, Louis Walsh has the groups, Nicole Scherzinger looks after the boys, while Sharon Osbourne has the over 25s.

Thu 2nd March

Noon

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Thu 2nd March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 2nd March

Hot in Cleveland

With a choice of three husbands the girls can't understand why Elka wants to keep the dead one. Victoria thinks coming out of the closet will help her career, but it strains her marriage to Joy.

Thu 2nd March

Hot in Cleveland

Joy wants a divorce but Victoria mollifies her with a cruise and a handbag. Elka and Melanie are game for anywhere warm. But it's a gay cruise that puts the Love Boat and the girls to shame.

Thu 2nd March

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new co-worker at the restaurant, despite the owner's 'no hook-up' rule.

Thu 2nd March

Modern Family

Jay makes a reservation at a trendy restaurant for the adults in the family, but they may not make it when each household is running late.

Thu 2nd March

Modern Family

Gloria hires a male nanny to help with the baby, but Jay and Manny are not on board with the idea. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron ask Pepper to help plan their wedding.

Thu 2nd March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Thu 2nd March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Thu 2nd March

The Simpsons

When Milhouse's parents get a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy.

Thu 2nd March

Evening

Family Guy

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Thu 2nd March

Family Guy

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step towards stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

Thu 2nd March

The Simpsons

When Bart has problems with acting out, Marge and Homer take him to a child psychiatrist, who suggests that Bart should take up drumming. He turns out to be a natural with the drums and much to the chagrin of Lisa.

Thu 2nd March

A.P.B

A group of robbers kill a security guard who was a former police officer and who, before his death, used the APB app. Meanwhile, Gideon redesigns a feedback chair - previously utilised in the aerospace industry - for use in the investigation room, and Murphy learns that her ex-husband, Assistant State Attorney Scott Murphy, may be watching them.

Thu 2nd March

Chicago Fire

Truck and squad are called to aid in a massive all-city response when an old, ill-equipped factory turned live/work space quickly turns into a firestorm, trapping countless unsuspecting victims.

Thu 2nd March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Thu 2nd March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 2nd March

Modern Family

A day at the school fair for the Prichett clan has its ups and downs.

Thu 2nd March

Modern Family

Jay meets some old colleagues when Claire urges him to go to a closet convention. Meanwhile, Cameron takes Mitchell and Lily to visit his family's farm for the first time.

Thu 2nd March

The Simpsons

Three chilling tales of Halloween horror unwind in The Simpsons annual Treehouse of Horror Halloween special. First, Homer kills off celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited free-of-charge in How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising. Next, Transformer-like robots duke it out in Springfield in Untitled Robot Parody. And in It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Lisa accompanies Milhouse to a pumpkin patch to await the appearance of the Grand Pumpkin, but when he finally appears, the Grand Pumpkin goes on a rampage to avenge all the pumpkins carved and tortured in the name of Halloween. Also, the highly-anticipated episode opener features Homer Simpson as he attempts to cast his ballot for the 2008 Presidential election with a deadly twist.

Thu 2nd March

The Simpsons

When Milhouse's parents get a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy.

Fri 3rd March

Morning

Family Guy

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Fri 3rd March

Family Guy

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step towards stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

Fri 3rd March

Futurama

Bender finds true romance with a coworker after crossing a picket line, but jealousy over his love's ex-boyfriend threatens to destroy everything.

Fri 3rd March

American Dad!

When Hayley no longer feels she needs Stan's advice, Stan takes it upon himself to prove her wrong by offering his counsel to a stripper in hopes of improving her life, but when his business venture tanks, he finds himself stripping for cash to cover up his failures.

Fri 3rd March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Fri 3rd March

Modern Family

A day at the school fair for the Prichett clan has its ups and downs.

Fri 3rd March

Modern Family

Jay meets some old colleagues when Claire urges him to go to a closet convention. Meanwhile, Cameron takes Mitchell and Lily to visit his family's farm for the first time.

Fri 3rd March

The Flash

A freak accident causes a forensic scientist to become a superhero after he gains the ability to move at incredible speed. A spin-off of Arrow, originally based on the DC Comics series.

Fri 3rd March

Bitten

Elena's origins as a werewolf and the history of her love affair with Clay are revealed as she struggles to defend Clay against suspicions of murder. When former Pack member Daniel Santos arrives with information on the Mutt uprising, he takes the opportunity to undermine Elena's trust in the impulsive Clay.

Fri 3rd March

Grimm

Local youths are in danger due to an ancient code of vengeance that has been adopted by Japanese Wesen, and Adalind crosses paths with Eve upon returning to work at her old law firm.

Fri 3rd March

Switched at Birth

Bay takes over as host for Lily's baby shower after Regina must tend to an emergency with Will, and sparks fly between Kathryn and Prof Marillo at the party. Meanwhile, Lily worries what others will think of her decision.

Fri 3rd March

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Fri 3rd March

The Simpsons

When Milhouse's parents get a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy.

Fri 3rd March

American Dad!

Stan is upset when he can't find his family a good seat for a Christmas Day church service.

Fri 3rd March

Grimm

A homicide detective learns that he is descended from an elite lineage of hunters who protect humanity from supernatural creatures.

Fri 3rd March

Arrow

China White, Cupid and Liza Warner break out of Iron Heights and head to Star City for revenge. Oliver tries to bring in the newly formed girl gang but the ACU intervenes mid-fight. To his surprise, they are there to arrest the Green Arrow for the murder of Detective Malone.

Fri 3rd March

A.P.B

A group of robbers kill a security guard who was a former police officer and who, before his death, used the APB app. Meanwhile, Gideon redesigns a feedback chair - previously utilised in the aerospace industry - for use in the investigation room, and Murphy learns that her ex-husband, Assistant State Attorney Scott Murphy, may be watching them.

Fri 3rd March

Chicago Fire

Truck and squad are called to aid in a massive all-city response when an old, ill-equipped factory turned live/work space quickly turns into a firestorm, trapping countless unsuspecting victims.

Fri 3rd March

The X Factor UK

Dermot O'Leary presents the results of the first live show. The contestants will be told who is safe from being the first of this year's eliminations, before the lowest scoring acts compete in a sing-off.

Fri 3rd March

Noon

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Fri 3rd March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 3rd March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Fri 3rd March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 3rd March

Hot in Cleveland

When the dry cleaners lose Melanie's favourite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts and Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future: Roy.

Fri 3rd March

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie, Victoria and Joy give makeovers to their neighbours, while Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

Fri 3rd March

2 Broke Girls

Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaid dresses, so the girls enlist the diner gang's help to hide the most hideous ones to avoid being utterly humiliated.

Fri 3rd March

Modern Family

A day at the school fair for the Prichett clan has its ups and downs.

Fri 3rd March

Modern Family

Jay meets some old colleagues when Claire urges him to go to a closet convention. Meanwhile, Cameron takes Mitchell and Lily to visit his family's farm for the first time.

Fri 3rd March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 3rd March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Fri 3rd March

The Simpsons

Lisa develops a crush on bully Nelson Muntz, while Homer uses an automatic telephone dialler for an electronic panhandling scheme.

Fri 3rd March

Evening

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favour to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

Fri 3rd March

Family Guy

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.

Fri 3rd March

The Simpsons

When Marge discovers she has a knack for carpentry, she begins her own carpentry handyman service. Meanwhile, Bart begins to blackmail Principal Skinner when he discovers that Skinner is highly allergic to peanuts.

Fri 3rd March

Arrow

Oliver faces his biggest challenge yet as mayor. Felicity continues down her dark path with Helix. After Vigilante attacks Oliver while he's acting as the mayor, Diggle leads the team in a mission to stop Vigilante once and for all.

Fri 3rd March

Grimm

A homicide detective learns that he is descended from an elite lineage of hunters who protect humanity from supernatural creatures.

Fri 3rd March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Fri 3rd March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Fri 3rd March

Modern Family

Coach Cam has a big football game coming up and wants to beat a world record as well. Claire wants to prove to everyone she's not just the boss's daughter. Phil teaches a lesson about optimism.

Fri 3rd March

Modern Family

Cam takes Lily to a charity event, where they learn the true meaning of Christmas. Meanwhile, Mitch goes last-minute shopping to get the right gift for Lily; Jay and Manny set out to cut down their own tree.

Fri 3rd March

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Fri 3rd March

The Simpsons

Lisa develops a crush on bully Nelson Muntz, while Homer uses an automatic telephone dialler for an electronic panhandling scheme.

Sat 4th March

Morning

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favour to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

Sat 4th March

Family Guy

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.

Sat 4th March

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Sat 4th March

American Dad!

Stan is upset when he can't find his family a good seat for a Christmas Day church service.

Sat 4th March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Sat 4th March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Sat 4th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 4th March

Bitten

Back in Toronto, Elena's commitment to Philip and her human life is interrupted when Santos crashes Philip's sister's wedding party, offering her a way out from the strife of the Pack. Her refusal to run away with Santos leads to a gory 'parting gift' with shocking revelations. Meanwhile, at Stonehaven, Jeremy is forced to fight to keep his Alpha status.

Sat 4th March

Grimm

An investigation into a Wesen with a terrifying appetite begins with the discovery of a man found dead with all of the bones in his body seemingly liquefied and removed. Meanwhile, Wu has to handle a crisis, and Hank reconnects with an old flame.

Sat 4th March

WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Sat 4th March

The Simpsons

Just about everyone in Springfield vows to kill Mr Burns after he cheats the elementary school out of a newly discovered oil well - and threatens to block out the sun.

Sat 4th March

The Simpsons

Lisa aids police with the investigation of the Burns shooting.

Sat 4th March

The Simpsons

Hollywood producers cast Milhouse in a motion picture based on the popular Radioactive Man comic books.

Sat 4th March

Futurama

Leela becomes obsessed with hunting down a mysterious, four-dimensional space whale.

Sat 4th March

American Dad!

An internal-affairs agent tells Stan that Bullock's onset dementia is cause for having the director's memory erased. Steve gets bullied at school, so Roger hires an old friend to deal with the situation.

Sat 4th March

Family Guy

After Joe fails to make an arrest because of his physical limitations, Peter helps him rebuild his self-esteem by talking him into entering the decathlon at the 'Special People's Games'.

Sat 4th March

Family Guy

The Griffins have a Merry Christmas even though Lois and her carefully laid holiday plans fall apart; Stewie is convinced there really is a Santa Claus.

Sat 4th March

American Dad!

Jeff is abducted and put on a slave spaceship after discovering Roger's secret, and the only way off is for him to prove to an evil alien emperor that Hayley was always his one true love.

Sat 4th March

Futurama

Fry nurtures an alien egg that hatches into a horrific monster.

Sat 4th March

Noon

The Simpsons

Homer attempts to help a former CIA agent plagued by violent flashbacks from his past.

Sat 4th March

The Simpsons

Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bart about Teddy Roosevelt after taking charge of the boy's education. When Chalmers loses his job, Bart and his classmates attempt to get him reinstated.

Sat 4th March

The Simpsons

Homer discovers a unique way to communicate with his family after he's paralysed by a spider-bite; a spoof of Dexter features Homer tricking Flanders into murdering his enemies; and a spoof of the movie Avatar features Bart as a betentacled alien.

Sat 4th March

Modern Family

Claire and Gloria want to spend a nice Mother's Day outdoors hiking with the kids, but their nonstop bickering and complaining drives Claire to the edge, and she brings Gloria down with her. Meanwhile, Phil and Jay stay home to cook everyone a nice dinner, but things get really awkward when Phil witnesses an unexpected moment of weakness from Jay; and Cameron gets very self-conscious about being seen as the "mother."

Sat 4th March

Modern Family

Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day: Claire will be the fun loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop. Meanwhile, Gloria is at it again, taking in every sob story and stray she comes across; Jay finds himself dispensing business advice to an overzealous entrepreneur about his dog training business scheme; and Cameron is bedridden with the flu, leaving Mitchell torn about the Lady Gaga concert tickets they have for that evening.

Sat 4th March

Last Man Standing

Mike is determined to get Chuck to sell him a car recently left to him by his late father, but Joe might beat him to the punch.

Sat 4th March

Young & Hungry

Kym Whitley hosts a fan appreciation special featuring favourite scenes and clips.

Sat 4th March

Rude(Ish) Tube

This is a hilarious half hour show featuring the funniest, freakiest and most incredible clips that have ever been uploaded to the World Wide Web. Each show looks at different subject matter featuring anything and everything that is found online. From Ninjas to Nannies, School to Show offs, Embarrassing Dads to Extreme sports, nothing escapes the eagle eye. There are pranks, stunts, animals, cute kids and of course the overlords of the Internet cats - lots of cats! So get ready to dig in to Television's equivalent of an all you can eat buffet of Internet clips. Yes by the time you've finished one show you'll want to have another! *Definitely contains nuts.

Sat 4th March

Top 20 Countdown

This countdown goes from a bull rider's bruising hang up, to a clerk who fights off an armed robber, to a raging flood that wipes out an entire office.

Sat 4th March

The Fosters

Lena is excited that her family is coming together to throw her a '70s-themed 40th birthday party. But, when Lena's mum, Dana, shares her suspicions about Stewart's behaviour, it threatens to put a damper on the festivities. Convinced her former foster brother Kyle has been wrongly convicted of murder, Callie and Aaron try to track down a witness in the case. Mariana and her female STEAM club team mates compete for an invite to the Regional Robotics Competition.

Sat 4th March

Evening

The Simpsons

Ned Flanders suffers a breakdown after his home is destroyed by a hurricane.

Sat 4th March

The X Factor UK

The nation's favourite singing show continues into its second of the live show phase as the remaining contestants take to the stage to perform for the judges and audience at home, all in the hope of sealing their place in the competition for another week.

Sat 4th March

Last Man Standing

Mandy chooses local celebrity Mike as the speaker for her business school's graduation. After learning that the school requires his speech to be PC and micro-aggression free, Mike decides whether or not to play by the rules.

Sat 4th March

Young & Hungry

Sophia, Yolanda and Elliot buy Mega Ball tickets and win the lottery, but can't find their winning ticket.

Sat 4th March

Teen Wolf

After being bitten and turned into a werewolf, a teen achieves success at sports and romance, but his new girlfriend is from a vicious family of werewolf hunters.

Sat 4th March

Beyond

Jeff fights to keep Holden alive and seeks refuge at a pharmacy, pursued by the relentless Yellow Jacket.

Sat 4th March

The Simpsons

Just about everyone in Springfield vows to kill Mr Burns after he cheats the elementary school out of a newly discovered oil well - and threatens to block out the sun.

Sun 5th March

Morning

The Simpsons

Lisa aids police with the investigation of the Burns shooting.

Sun 5th March

Family Guy

After Joe fails to make an arrest because of his physical limitations, Peter helps him rebuild his self-esteem by talking him into entering the decathlon at the 'Special People's Games'.

Sun 5th March

Family Guy

The Griffins have a Merry Christmas even though Lois and her carefully laid holiday plans fall apart; Stewie is convinced there really is a Santa Claus.

Sun 5th March

Futurama

Leela becomes obsessed with hunting down a mysterious, four-dimensional space whale.

Sun 5th March

Futurama

Fry nurtures an alien egg that hatches into a horrific monster.

Sun 5th March

American Dad!

An internal-affairs agent tells Stan that Bullock's onset dementia is cause for having the director's memory erased. Steve gets bullied at school, so Roger hires an old friend to deal with the situation.

Sun 5th March

Unplanned America

The guys get to know the residents of the world's biggest open-air mental asylum in New Mexico's Taos Mesa before meeting Carlos - a man determined to live off the grid on the fringes of Albuquerque despite the almost daily threat of dangerous drug cartels.

Sun 5th March

Modern Family

Claire and Gloria want to spend a nice Mother's Day outdoors hiking with the kids, but their nonstop bickering and complaining drives Claire to the edge, and she brings Gloria down with her. Meanwhile, Phil and Jay stay home to cook everyone a nice dinner, but things get really awkward when Phil witnesses an unexpected moment of weakness from Jay; and Cameron gets very self-conscious about being seen as the "mother."

Sun 5th March

Modern Family

Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day: Claire will be the fun loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop. Meanwhile, Gloria is at it again, taking in every sob story and stray she comes across; Jay finds himself dispensing business advice to an overzealous entrepreneur about his dog training business scheme; and Cameron is bedridden with the flu, leaving Mitchell torn about the Lady Gaga concert tickets they have for that evening.

Sun 5th March

Arrow

Oliver faces his biggest challenge yet as mayor. Felicity continues down her dark path with Helix. After Vigilante attacks Oliver while he's acting as the mayor, Diggle leads the team in a mission to stop Vigilante once and for all.

Sun 5th March

Grimm

A homicide detective learns that he is descended from an elite lineage of hunters who protect humanity from supernatural creatures.

Sun 5th March

WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Sun 5th March

The Simpsons

The Flanders gain custody of the Simpson children after welfare workers accuse Homer and Marge of being negligent parents.

Sun 5th March

The Simpsons

Bart sells his soul to Milhouse for five dollars. Meanwhile, Moe transforms his bar into a family restaurant.

Sun 5th March

The Simpsons

Lisa turns vegetarian after her family visits a petting zoo.

Sun 5th March

Futurama

The crew uncovers a dark secret concerning a covert mission undertaken by the Professor and Dr Zoidberg many years earlier.

Sun 5th March

American Dad!

Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to allow him to switch back, so Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan is rendered a fish. Meanwhile, Roger makes a gym out of the attic.

Sun 5th March

Family Guy

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman, and Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

Sun 5th March

Family Guy

Stewie attempts a career in show business, and Meg dates a nudist.

Sun 5th March

American Dad!

Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA's cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when the device produces two uber-fast-growing newborn babies, the boys must break out their fathering skills to ready them in time for prom night. Meanwhile, Stan takes home the CIA's cloned pet, Daren the Dodo, with disastrous consequences.

Sun 5th March

Futurama

Fry's sneezing reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, with devastating consequences.

Sun 5th March

Noon

The Simpsons

With some help from Martin Prince, Bart constructs cute, baby seal-like robots that rival Lisa's entry in a science fair; and Homer ends up working for his new assistant.

Sun 5th March

The Simpsons

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids' approval; Marge, Bart, and Lisa become successful food bloggers; and Homer finds himself trapped in a meth lab after Marge deliberately gives him the wrong address for a restaurant.

Sun 5th March

The Simpsons

After Lisa discovers that her favourite author doesn't exist, Homer forms a literary gang in hopes of writing a bestselling "tween" novel, and raking in millions.

Sun 5th March

Modern Family

The whole family is gathering at Jay's before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from junior high. Jay is preoccupied with hiding a Botox mishap from everyone, Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at his expense, and Phil tries to sympathise with yet also antagonise Claire on her impending breakdown over the kids growing up too fast.

Sun 5th March

Modern Family

Jay wants nothing more than to have a quiet birthday out fishing on the lake, but he is constantly pulled into everyone's drama as they frantically scramble to put his birthday party together: Claire and Mitchell wind up trapped in the yard of their childhood home; Phil runs into his old college nemesis while at the mall with Gloria; and Cameron gets himself into some hot water at the bakery; all of which leave Jay with a headache.

Sun 5th March

Fresh Off the Boat

To celebrate their one-year anniversary, Eddie reluctantly agrees to take Alison to the see a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet. But when Louis and Alison's dad bond over their love of Shakespeare and crash their date, Alison wonders if she and Eddie's relationship has lost its spark.

Sun 5th March

The Mick

An unapologetic degenerate moves to affluent Greenwich, Connecticut, to raise the outrageously spoiled kids of her wealthy sister and brother-in-law, who have fled the country to avoid prosecution for illegal activities.

Sun 5th March

Last Man Standing

Mandy chooses local celebrity Mike as the speaker for her business school's graduation. After learning that the school requires his speech to be PC and micro-aggression free, Mike decides whether or not to play by the rules.

Sun 5th March

Top 20 Countdown

This episode goes from a drunk bully who goes off on the wrong bouncer, to rival car salesmen who give each other the hard sell, to a scorned wife who goes ballistic on her husband and his mistress.

Sun 5th March

Top 20 Funniest

Laughter is the best medicine, and it makes for a great television show, too. From epic fails to agonising falls, priceless pranks to bizarre blunders, the videos spotlighted take clip show comedy to a new extreme. Each episode highlights a family-friendly collection of wild, humorous and outlandish moments - the best viral video clips, home movies, pranks, surveillance videos, event footage, and news bloopers, all with one thing in common: they're hysterically funny!

Sun 5th March

Evening

The Simpsons

After ingesting several Guatemalan peppers during a chilli cook-off, Homer experiences hallucinatory visions that inspire him to find his true soul mate.

Sun 5th March

The X Factor UK

Dermot O'Leary presents the results and the contestants will be told who is safe from eliminations, before the lowest scoring acts compete in a sing-off in front of the judges.

Sun 5th March

The Mick

The Pemberton kids learn some lessons in 'tough love', when Mickey calls in their overly strict grandmother to discipline them. Meanwhile, Mickey reunites with Jimmy and brings Alba the ride.

Sun 5th March

Fresh Off the Boat

While the Huang's are out at the movies, Evan is accidentally left home alone, and Jessica vows to make it up to him. Marvin takes a spill and is visited by Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.

Sun 5th March

Bones

The team investigates a body found in a car crash, the remains of which belong to a founder of a men's rights organisation who may have been the victim of domestic abuse. As Brennan learns more about the tenets of the victim's organisation, which claims middle-aged white men are oppressed and feminists are man-haters, Brennan uncharacteristically loses her cool during an interrogation and assaults the organisation's co-founder. Meanwhile, Angela and the team struggle to deal with Hodgins post-wheelchair bitterness and Booth is convinced Brennan is a jinx for the Philadelphia Flyers.

Sun 5th March

A.P.B

A group of robbers kill a security guard who was a former police officer and who, before his death, used the APB app. Meanwhile, Gideon redesigns a feedback chair - previously utilised in the aerospace industry - for use in the investigation room, and Murphy learns that her ex-husband, Assistant State Attorney Scott Murphy, may be watching them.

Sun 5th March

Chicago Fire

Truck and squad are called to aid in a massive all-city response when an old, ill-equipped factory turned live/work space quickly turns into a firestorm, trapping countless unsuspecting victims.

Sun 5th March

The Simpsons

The Flanders gain custody of the Simpson children after welfare workers accuse Homer and Marge of being negligent parents.

Mon 6th March

Morning

The Simpsons

Bart sells his soul to Milhouse for five dollars. Meanwhile, Moe transforms his bar into a family restaurant.

Mon 6th March

Family Guy

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman, and Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

Mon 6th March

Family Guy

Stewie attempts a career in show business, and Meg dates a nudist.

Mon 6th March

Futurama

The crew uncovers a dark secret concerning a covert mission undertaken by the Professor and Dr Zoidberg many years earlier.

Mon 6th March

Futurama

Fry's sneezing reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, with devastating consequences.

Mon 6th March

American Dad!

Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to allow him to switch back, so Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan is rendered a fish. Meanwhile, Roger makes a gym out of the attic.

Mon 6th March

Unplanned America

The guys get in touch with their spiritual side, visiting a cannabis shaman in the Colorado mountains where they each face their darkest demons and also fear for their lives.

Mon 6th March

Teen Wolf

After being bitten and turned into a werewolf, a teen achieves success at sports and romance, but his new girlfriend is from a vicious family of werewolf hunters.

Mon 6th March

The Fosters

Lena is excited that her family is coming together to throw her a '70s-themed 40th birthday party. But, when Lena's mum, Dana, shares her suspicions about Stewart's behaviour, it threatens to put a damper on the festivities. Convinced her former foster brother Kyle has been wrongly convicted of murder, Callie and Aaron try to track down a witness in the case. Mariana and her female STEAM club team mates compete for an invite to the Regional Robotics Competition.

Mon 6th March

Young & Hungry

Sophia, Yolanda and Elliot buy Mega Ball tickets and win the lottery, but can't find their winning ticket.

Mon 6th March

Bones

The team investigates a body found in a car crash, the remains of which belong to a founder of a men's rights organisation who may have been the victim of domestic abuse. As Brennan learns more about the tenets of the victim's organisation, which claims middle-aged white men are oppressed and feminists are man-haters, Brennan uncharacteristically loses her cool during an interrogation and assaults the organisation's co-founder. Meanwhile, Angela and the team struggle to deal with Hodgins post-wheelchair bitterness and Booth is convinced Brennan is a jinx for the Philadelphia Flyers.

Mon 6th March

The Simpsons

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids' approval; Marge, Bart, and Lisa become successful food bloggers; and Homer finds himself trapped in a meth lab after Marge deliberately gives him the wrong address for a restaurant.

Mon 6th March

Futurama

Dr Zoidberg promises his uncle that he will invest a million dollars in his Hollywood movie.

Mon 6th March

The Simpsons

After ingesting several Guatemalan peppers during a chilli cook-off, Homer experiences hallucinatory visions that inspire him to find his true soul mate.

Mon 6th March

American Dad!

When Francine demands that Stan trade in his gas-guzzling SUV for a hybrid in order to save money, he buys a horse that Roger promises him will win big at the track and allow him to keep his beloved car.

Mon 6th March

The Simpsons

The Simpson clan takes a road trip to a cabin in the woods that Homer and Marge once vacationed at 20 years ago. In a series of flashbacks, Homer and Marge reflect on some history from their courtship.

Mon 6th March

Futurama

The crew uncovers a dark secret concerning a covert mission undertaken by the Professor and Dr Zoidberg many years earlier.

Mon 6th March

Family Guy

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman, and Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

Mon 6th March

Beyond

Jeff fights to keep Holden alive and seeks refuge at a pharmacy, pursued by the relentless Yellow Jacket.

Mon 6th March

The Vampire Diaries

Cade returns to Mystic Falls and presents Damon and Stefan with additional assignments, each with unthinkable consequences. Even with tension growing in their friendship, Caroline and Matt do their best to protect the town's residents from Cade's appetite for their souls.

Mon 6th March

Modern Family

The whole family is gathering at Jay's before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from junior high. Jay is preoccupied with hiding a Botox mishap from everyone, Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at his expense, and Phil tries to sympathise with yet also antagonise Claire on her impending breakdown over the kids growing up too fast.

Mon 6th March

Modern Family

Jay wants nothing more than to have a quiet birthday out fishing on the lake, but he is constantly pulled into everyone's drama as they frantically scramble to put his birthday party together: Claire and Mitchell wind up trapped in the yard of their childhood home; Phil runs into his old college nemesis while at the mall with Gloria; and Cameron gets himself into some hot water at the bakery; all of which leave Jay with a headache.

Mon 6th March

Noon

Top 20 Funniest

Laughter is the best medicine, and it makes for a great television show, too. From epic fails to agonising falls, priceless pranks to bizarre blunders, the videos spotlighted take clip show comedy to a new extreme. Each episode highlights a family-friendly collection of wild, humorous and outlandish moments - the best viral video clips, home movies, pranks, surveillance videos, event footage, and news bloopers, all with one thing in common: they're hysterically funny!

Mon 6th March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Mon 6th March

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Mon 6th March

Hot in Cleveland

Elka meets Roy's mother, who is determined to hate her. Victoria dates a self-absorbed hand model and loves his touch. Melanie gets it on with a guy who is reminiscent of Winnie the Pooh. Joy dates a doctor of indeterminate age, but she fears he's ancient.

Mon 6th March

The Mick

The Pemberton kids learn some lessons in 'tough love', when Mickey calls in their overly strict grandmother to discipline them. Meanwhile, Mickey reunites with Jimmy and brings Alba the ride.

Mon 6th March

Fresh Off the Boat

While the Huang's are out at the movies, Evan is accidentally left home alone, and Jessica vows to make it up to him. Marvin takes a spill and is visited by Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.

Mon 6th March

Modern Family

Sick of having the ducklings around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help expedite the ducks leaving the nest while Phil is off visiting Alex at college. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover with her friends from her Vietnamese dance troupe, and Gloria and Cam are off on a hot pepper heist carefully orchestrated by Manny in order to meet a big hot sauce delivery deadline.

Mon 6th March

Modern Family

Before Claire officially takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order and make the family clean out the clutter, unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt. Newly into retirement, Jay decides to get a new hobby - piloting a plane - but the danger puts Cameron into a tailspin of worry. And elsewhere, Gloria wants to connect with Jay more and decides to pick up his favourite game of golf, and ropes Mitchell into teaching her.

Mon 6th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Mon 6th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Mon 6th March

Bob's Burgers

Bob rallies the team to cook up some business, so he sends Gene to push samples in the streets, Tina to work the grill and Louise to staff the counter. The day takes an unexpected turn when the health inspector pays a visit.

Mon 6th March

Evening

Family Guy

When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatised by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

Mon 6th March

The Simpsons

X-Files agents Mulder and Scully investigate Homer's encounter with an alleged extraterrestrial.

Mon 6th March

The Simpsons

Taking place in 1938 Springfield, the townspeople react to Orson Welles' famous War of the Worlds radio broadcast. However, they pay no attention when Kang and Kodos actually do invade the town.

Mon 6th March

Beyond

A cornered Holden is lured into helping Frost achieve his decades-long ambition of reaching the Bridge. Jeff, Willa, and Luke join forces and race to rescue Holden from Hollow Sky before it's too late.

Mon 6th March

The Vampire Diaries

This season will introduce a creature who is out to seduce Damon into becoming something evil, while Sibil is immortal and can control other people if given the right amount of influence and power. So get ready to sink your teeth into the blood thirsty action.

Mon 6th March

Crime Watch Daily

An interview with the whistle-blower in the Jared Fogle case, Matt Doran confronts Fogle, a crime of passion turns deadly for a Vegas showgirl, and a psychic is accused of preying on the lovelorn.

Mon 6th March

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. Its never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Mon 6th March

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 6th March

Bob's Burgers

Bob rallies the team to cook up some business, so he sends Gene to push samples in the streets, Tina to work the grill and Louise to staff the counter. The day takes an unexpected turn when the health inspector pays a visit.

Mon 6th March

The Simpsons

The Simpson clan takes a road trip to a cabin in the woods that Homer and Marge once vacationed at 20 years ago. In a series of flashbacks, Homer and Marge reflect on some history from their courtship.

Tue 7th March

Morning

The Simpsons

After ingesting several Guatemalan peppers during a chilli cook-off, Homer experiences hallucinatory visions that inspire him to find his true soul mate.

Tue 7th March

Family Guy

When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatised by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

Tue 7th March

Futurama

Dr Zoidberg promises his uncle that he will invest a million dollars in his Hollywood movie.

Tue 7th March

Crime Watch Daily

An interview with the whistle-blower in the Jared Fogle case, Matt Doran confronts Fogle, a crime of passion turns deadly for a Vegas showgirl, and a psychic is accused of preying on the lovelorn.

Tue 7th March

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel Fail Army, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game on Fail Army.

Tue 7th March

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 7th March

Switched at Birth

Bay is excited for her first art show. Meanwhile, Daphne interviews for an internship near Quinn, causing friction with Mingo, Kathryn's frustration with John escalates when he storms out of a negotiation, and John and Kathryn confront Regina about Eric's secret.

Tue 7th March

Bitten

With Santos revealed as the leader of the Mutt uprising, the Pack accepts his offer to discuss a truce. But when the meeting proves to be a trap, the Pack suffers heavy losses and Elena and Clay are forced to go on the offensive.

Tue 7th March

Grimm

Wu's primal instincts kick in as a result of the bite he suffered, and he ends up getting entangled in an altercation that could land him in hot water. Elsewhere, following Adalind's meeting with the mysterious Bonaparte, she faces a difficult decision that could change her and Nick's lives forever, Hank grows closer to Zuri, and Eve senses a new force may jeopardise the entire operation.

Tue 7th March

American Dad!

When Francine demands that Stan trade in his gas-guzzling SUV for a hybrid in order to save money, he buys a horse that Roger promises him will win big at the track and allow him to keep his beloved car.