TV Guide

Thu 27th July

Morning

Futurama

Fry and Bender face off against an army of aliens on a far-off planet after joining the army to qualify for military discounts.

Thu 27th July

Family Guy

Peter and Lois become political opponents in their bid to become the new school board president.

Thu 27th July

Highway Patrol

Follow members of the Victoria Police Highway Patrol as they intercept traffic and other criminal offenders on major highways.

Thu 27th July

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 27th July

Bitten

Elena struggles to convince Jeremy to protect her blood family against the Russia Alpha. Nick uncovers Roman's plans.

Thu 27th July

America's Next Top Model

At this music video shoot, one of the previously eliminated models has the chance to earn back her spot in the house.

Thu 27th July

Jane the Virgin

A comedy-drama following a chaste young woman who is accidentally impregnated via artificial insemination as she struggles to inform her devoutly religious family and make the right choices concerning the child. Will Jane get her baby back from Sin Rostro? What will happen with Jane's relationships with Michael and Rafael? So many questions left to be answered in the second season of the Academy Award Winning show, Jane The Virgin. The three Villanueva women continue to have some many dramas, yet so many laughs this season, where Jane's newly found motherhood changes her, but not her love of telenovela. As for the men of the show, Rogelio encounters a nemesis, played by Brittany Spears, Rafael's custody has always been an issue and it will be even more so after the kidnapping, and Michael is still on the case to bring down Sin Rostro.

Thu 27th July

The Fosters

A multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids are being raised by two mums. Stef Foster, a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams, a school vice principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef's biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon, and their adopted twins, Mariana and Jesus. Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie, a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef welcome Callie and her brother, Jude, into their home thinking it's just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found. But life has something else in store for the Fosters.

Thu 27th July

America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks, Kelly Cutrone and Miss J return for Cycle 22 of America's Next Top Model. The third Guys and Girls edition will feature seven men and seven women living under one roof and battling it out to earn the prestigious title of America's Next Top Model. The model hopefuls will compete for a career launching prize package that includes a $100,000 cash prize from GUESS, and a modelling contract with Next Model Management.

Thu 27th July

Futurama

A woman from Fry's past thaws in the year 3000.

Thu 27th July

The Simpsons

While selling a homemade tonic guaranteed to increase sexual desire in men, Grandpa reveals that Homer's conception was accidental.

Thu 27th July

American Dad!

Stan undertakes a mission to uncover who neglected to bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party, and good guy Steve fills in as boyfriend to several female classmates.

Thu 27th July

The Simpsons

Lisa makes a documentary of her own family for a school project, and the film is so impressive that Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner push her to enter the documentary in the Sundance Film Festival.

Thu 27th July

Family Guy

When Peter blows off his fingers in a fireworks accident, he corrals Lois into helping him out at work, which arouses his animal instincts.

Thu 27th July

Bob's Burgers

When Louise hears that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, she enters a contest that could give Tina the chance to meet him.

Thu 27th July

Family Guy

Peter and Lois become political opponents in their bid to become the new school board president.

Thu 27th July

The Simpsons

Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel plan their wedding.

Thu 27th July

Hot in Cleveland

When a tornado threatens to hit Cleveland, Melanie gets clingy with her new beau and her friends, and the storm threatens to keep Victoria from attending the Daytime Emmys. Meanwhile the ladies discover Elka's shocking secret when they seek shelter in her storm cellar.

Thu 27th July

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bike to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

Thu 27th July

Modern Family

Claire and Phil have dinner plans with this great couple they met on vacation, the only problem is they never pick up the bill, so Claire insists Phil be strong this time and make them pay. Gloria organises a playdate with a couple that appears to have a lot in common with them - they also have a young son Joe's age, but the husband is in his eighties and Jay takes it very personally. Elsewhere, Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in on the birthday coupon they gave him for a belated celebration, so they scramble and end up on an impromptu tour of celebrity homes.

Thu 27th July

Modern Family

Sick of having the ducklings around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help expedite the ducks leaving the nest while Phil is off visiting Alex at college. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover with her friends from her Vietnamese dance troupe, and Gloria and Cam are off on a hot pepper heist carefully orchestrated by Manny in order to meet a big hot sauce delivery deadline.

Thu 27th July

Noon

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 27th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 27th July

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Thu 27th July

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 27th July

Baby Daddy

Riley doesn't remember Danny's marriage proposal, but Tucker finds out she fake-fainted to avoid moving their happy relationship too fast.

Thu 27th July

Hot in Cleveland

Unfortunately, there was a harmonica amongst Elke's husband's booty, which is her only friend in jail until Elke discovers her cellmate is a member of 'the Family' and Joy drops an inappropriate comment in front of the police. The girls hold an estate - make that garage - sale to raise bail money.

Thu 27th July

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

Thu 27th July

Top 20 Funniest

Watch an expensive Lamborghini take a crushing detour. Bikini babes fall off stages and surfboards! And find out the hidden talent of the girl next door in our number one clip of the week!

Thu 27th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 27th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 27th July

The Simpsons

Marge seeks professional help from a psychiatrist after realising she is afraid to fly.

Thu 27th July

Evening

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realises she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse.

Thu 27th July

Family Guy

The Griffins travel to New York City when Chris's talent as a painter catches the eye of an art gallery owner.

Thu 27th July

American Dad!

In order to spend more quality time together, Stan and Steve begin bowling together, and Steve proves to be quite good. Klaus tests to see whether Roger or Hayley has a worse attention span.

Thu 27th July

Family Guy

Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but is fired for discussing condoms; a conservative minister takes over the class and preaches abstinence, which sends the kids looking for loophole; and Stewie plots to trap and kill the Tooth Fairy.

Thu 27th July

The Simpsons

The family are going to Dayton, Ohio, to celebrate Uncle Tyrone's birthday. Bart and Lisa aren't thrilled with the idea and get to stay home. Homer and Marge look forward to their trip without the kids and, on a whim, they decide to forgo seeing Uncle Tyrone and get on a plane to Miami. Lisa and Bart become aware that the hotel in Dayton where Marge and Homer were supposed to be staying was wiped out by a tornado. Bart discovers their parents are in Miami. They get Grandpa to take them there. While Bart and Lisa find their parents, Grandpa goes looking for companionship. Marge and Homer see the kids waiting for them so they take off again, but Bart and Lisa are on their trail.

Thu 27th July

America's Got Talent

Judges Simon Cowell, Mel B, Heidi Klum, and Howie Mandel undergo the cutthroat process of deciding who's got what it takes to proceed to the performances.

Thu 27th July

Modern Family

Before Claire officially takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order and make the family clean out the clutter, unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt. Newly into retirement, Jay decides to get a new hobby - piloting a plane - but the danger puts Cameron into a tailspin of worry. And elsewhere, Gloria wants to connect with Jay more and decides to pick up his favourite game of golf, and ropes Mitchell into teaching her.

Thu 27th July

Modern Family

Now that Claire has been running the closet business for a while, she and Phil have fallen into a new rhythm, with Claire assuming the role of the wheeling and dealing breadwinner and Phil as the invisible housewife, but Phil will not stand for being ignored and under appreciated for long. Meanwhile, Jay lets his jealousy get the best of him when a life-size cut-out of Gloria for her grocery store hot sauce display solicits all kinds of unsavoury attention from men, so he enlists Manny as his accomplice in a poorly orchestrated heist. And, Cam and Mitch are being extra hospitable to get better reviews for their rental property, but when the new renters start acting undeniably suspicious, they can't help but snoop.

Thu 27th July

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realises she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse.

Thu 27th July

The Simpsons

Marge convinces Homer he may have a drinking problem, while Lisa plots to humiliate Bart with a science project after he ruins her first experiment.

Fri 28th July

Morning

Futurama

A woman from Fry's past thaws in the year 3000.

Fri 28th July

Family Guy

The Griffins travel to New York City when Chris's talent as a painter catches the eye of an art gallery owner.

Fri 28th July

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Fri 28th July

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 28th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 28th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 28th July

The 100

Continued struggles with leadership and trust in Arkadia and Polis take violent turns while Abby leads a team to a distant location hoping to find answers.

Fri 28th July

Jane the Virgin

A comedy-drama following a chaste young woman who is accidentally impregnated via artificial insemination as she struggles to inform her devoutly religious family and make the right choices concerning the child. Will Jane get her baby back from Sin Rostro? What will happen with Jane's relationships with Michael and Rafael? So many questions left to be answered in the second season of the Academy Award Winning show, Jane The Virgin. The three Villanueva women continue to have some many dramas, yet so many laughs this season, where Jane's newly found motherhood changes her, but not her love of telenovela. As for the men of the show, Rogelio encounters a nemesis, played by Brittany Spears, Rafael's custody has always been an issue and it will be even more so after the kidnapping, and Michael is still on the case to bring down Sin Rostro.

Fri 28th July

The Fosters

A multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids are being raised by two mums. Stef Foster, a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams, a school vice principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef's biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon, and their adopted twins, Mariana and Jesus. Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie, a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef welcome Callie and her brother, Jude, into their home thinking it's just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found. But life has something else in store for the Fosters.

Fri 28th July

America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks, Kelly Cutrone and Miss J return for Cycle 22 of America's Next Top Model. The third Guys and Girls edition will feature seven men and seven women living under one roof and battling it out to earn the prestigious title of America's Next Top Model. The model hopefuls will compete for a career launching prize package that includes a $100,000 cash prize from GUESS, and a modelling contract with Next Model Management.

Fri 28th July

Futurama

A miniature version of the Planet Express crew attempts to rid Fry's body of parasitic worms.

Fri 28th July

The Simpsons

Marge seeks professional help from a psychiatrist after realising she is afraid to fly.

Fri 28th July

American Dad!

In order to spend more quality time together, Stan and Steve begin bowling together, and Steve proves to be quite good. Klaus tests to see whether Roger or Hayley has a worse attention span.

Fri 28th July

The Simpsons

After Homer's mother, Mona, passes away unexpectedly, Homer feels guilty for not getting the chance to tell her how much he really loved her and embarks on a mission to fulfil her final wishes.

Fri 28th July

Family Guy

Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but is fired for discussing condoms; a conservative minister takes over the class and preaches abstinence, which sends the kids looking for loophole; and Stewie plots to trap and kill the Tooth Fairy.

Fri 28th July

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realises she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse.

Fri 28th July

Family Guy

The Griffins travel to New York City when Chris's talent as a painter catches the eye of an art gallery owner.

Fri 28th July

The Simpsons

The family are going to Dayton, Ohio, to celebrate Uncle Tyrone's birthday. Bart and Lisa aren't thrilled with the idea and get to stay home. Homer and Marge look forward to their trip without the kids and, on a whim, they decide to forgo seeing Uncle Tyrone and get on a plane to Miami. Lisa and Bart become aware that the hotel in Dayton where Marge and Homer were supposed to be staying was wiped out by a tornado. Bart discovers their parents are in Miami. They get Grandpa to take them there. While Bart and Lisa find their parents, Grandpa goes looking for companionship. Marge and Homer see the kids waiting for them so they take off again, but Bart and Lisa are on their trail.

Fri 28th July

America's Got Talent

Judges Simon Cowell, Mel B, Heidi Klum, and Howie Mandel undergo the cutthroat process of deciding who's got what it takes to proceed to the performances.

Fri 28th July

Noon

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 28th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 28th July

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Fri 28th July

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 28th July

Baby Daddy

Riley agrees to set Ben up with their friend Penny, but suggests Ben could use some polishing before dating a girl of her caliber.

Fri 28th July

Hot in Cleveland

Rick sees posing as Joy's husband for her immigration fraud as an opportunity to appeal to other women, but Joy becomes concerned when his first target is her immigration lawyer. Malanie meets Pete's mother and brother, who both turn out to be blasts from the past.

Fri 28th July

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

Fri 28th July

Top 20 Funniest

See practical jokes backfire. Beautiful women perform a series of dumb stunts. And you won't believe what happens when a dating couple go cliff jumping in our number one clip!

Fri 28th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 28th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 28th July

The Simpsons

Homer's popularity skyrockets when he is chosen as the leader of a secret organisation.

Fri 28th July

Evening

Bob's Burgers

The kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank occurs on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is going to interview him for a piece on unknown restaurants.

Fri 28th July

Family Guy

When the Griffins become a big hit on a daytime talk show, television executives offer them their own series.

Fri 28th July

American Dad!

Stan plans to avoid a suicide mission by learning to become a DJ. When Jeff develops a taste for psychedelic teas, Roger pitches in to build him an imaginary musical instrument.

Fri 28th July

Family Guy

Stewie marries his old flame Olivia, but her juice-drinking problem and his bad attitude quickly put their marriage on the rocks. Meanwhile, Peter watches his first "chick flick", and becomes so enamoured that he makes a woman's movie of his own.

Fri 28th July

The Simpsons

Homer is intrigued by a commercial that talks about a contest that will allow the winner, the finder of a golden ticket, a trip to Farmer Billy's Bacon Factory. Homer buys a lot of pork products but is only able to find a silver ticket, which allows him to judge the pig competition at the county fair.

Fri 28th July

Top 20 Funniest

See technical difficulties derail a small-town newscast. Watch local commercials filled with flubbed lines and stunts gone wrong. And a lion takes on a reporter in our number one clip!

Fri 28th July

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Fri 28th July

VICE

The firearms industry experienced unprecedented growth in the last decade: as the Arctic ice melts, petroleum and mineral resources are more accessible, and shipping lanes are opening up.

Fri 28th July

Modern Family

A huge thunder storm brings wide power outages and the whole family congregates at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay has one foot out the door desperately trying to make it to a reunion with some old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be the hero and redeem himself after a very embarrassing public panic attack earlier, but only causes more headaches for everyone. Mitch and Cam grasp at straws trying to salvage Lily's birthday party where the most popular girl at school is in attendance, and Haley turns up the seduction efforts with Andy.

Fri 28th July

Modern Family

Claire has somehow turned into super mum, running Jay's closet business and yet still has time for all the duties at home. The kids could not be happier, but Phil could not be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant. Meanwhile, Joe is going through a fussy phase, and Jay and Gloria are beyond sleep deprived, so they both cut some corners that they know the other would not like and go to great lengths not to get caught. And Mitch and Cam are treated like second-class guests at their friends' wedding, which Pepper has organised, and they spend the whole time figuring why and who they offended.

Fri 28th July

Bob's Burgers

The kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank occurs on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is going to interview him for a piece on unknown restaurants.

Fri 28th July

The Simpsons

Homer is elected union leader at the power plant and tries to save the dental plan so he won't have to pay for Lisa's new braces.

Sat 29th July

Morning

The Simpsons

Bart's April Fools' prank backfires and lands Homer in the hospital in a coma. At Homer's bedside, the Simpson family reminisce about all of the good times they've had over the years.

Sat 29th July

Futurama

A miniature version of the Planet Express crew attempts to rid Fry's body of parasitic worms.

Sat 29th July

Family Guy

When the Griffins become a big hit on a daytime talk show, television executives offer them their own series.

Sat 29th July

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Sat 29th July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Sat 29th July

The Recruit

A test in discipline has the boys flipping out. Then the boys feel the long arm of the law as they play a heated game against some of Melbourne's finest with another brutal announcement after the horn.

Sat 29th July

Jane the Virgin

A comedy-drama following a chaste young woman who is accidentally impregnated via artificial insemination as she struggles to inform her devoutly religious family and make the right choices concerning the child. Will Jane get her baby back from Sin Rostro? What will happen with Jane's relationships with Michael and Rafael? So many questions left to be answered in the second season of the Academy Award Winning show, Jane The Virgin. The three Villanueva women continue to have some many dramas, yet so many laughs this season, where Jane's newly found motherhood changes her, but not her love of telenovela. As for the men of the show, Rogelio encounters a nemesis, played by Brittany Spears, Rafael's custody has always been an issue and it will be even more so after the kidnapping, and Michael is still on the case to bring down Sin Rostro.

Sat 29th July

The Fosters

A multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids are being raised by two mums. Stef Foster, a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams, a school vice principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef's biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon, and their adopted twins, Mariana and Jesus. Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie, a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef welcome Callie and her brother, Jude, into their home thinking it's just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found. But life has something else in store for the Fosters.

Sat 29th July

WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Sat 29th July

The Simpsons

Selma decides to take her dead aunt's advice and have children before it is too late.

Sat 29th July

The Simpsons

Bart tires of Homer's lack of interest in him and chooses another father from the Bigger Brother program. Lisa struggles to kick the habit of dialling a 900 number.

Sat 29th July

The Simpsons

Much to Lisa's horror, Ralph develops a crush on her after she gives him a Valentine's Day card out of pity.

Sat 29th July

Futurama

Fry, Leela and Bender are sent to collect honey produced by vicious space bees. Leela decides to take a baby queen bee that incidentally kills Fry. At his funeral, Leela has a romantic dream that causes her to believe that Fry is still alive.

Sat 29th July

American Dad!

After Stan spends too much time at the CIA Chill House, Francine devises a plan to infiltrate and get to know Stan. Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Toshi and Barry are recruited for a boy band.

Sat 29th July

Family Guy

When the Griffins and other residents of Quahog are invited to visit the mansion of James Woods, the evening turns into a real murder mystery when guests end up dead.

Sat 29th July

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Gene start watching Spaghetti Western films, and end up alienating Louise. Gene takes pointers from the films on how to deal with his rival, Tina fights through a conflict-resolution program.

Sat 29th July

Family Guy

The finger of blame for the murders continues to point at different people, as even more of the group turn up dead.

Sat 29th July

Futurama

Professor Farnsworth has invented a new box that is so terrible it must be thrown into the sun. Fry and Bender want to see what is inside, so Leela has to guard the box. She manages to resist temptation until the last minute, but when she looks inside she is sucked into a parallel universe.

Sat 29th July

Noon

The Simpsons

Bart obtains the key to the steam tunnels under the school and with Milhouse they go down to check them out. When Bart turns just one of the little valves they find in the valve room the chain reaction causes chaos throughout the school.

Sat 29th July

The Simpsons

Mr Krupt is the school's new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to bombardment! Bart's attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction of Groundskeeper Willie's shack and the Simpson family takes him in.

Sat 29th July

The Simpsons

The family is on a nature walk through Carl's Dad Caverns, when Homer tries to get a piece from a stalactite. This ends in the family falling through the cave floor & Homer winds up getting stuck in the ceiling of one of the lower chambers of the cave.

Sat 29th July

Modern Family

It's Luke and Manny's first school dance, and everyone gets in on the "fun"; Jay and Phil have to take the boys on a mall run, which becomes quite stressful; and Claire revels in the school-dance committee duties, but gets a little jealous when Gloria shows up to help; meanwhile, Mitch and Cam are horrified to learn that Lily is biting other kids on the playground.

Sat 29th July

Modern Family

Claire becomes a determined neighbourhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds though their streets; meanwhile, Phil is busy trying to land an important listing with a difficult client, Jay teaches Manny how to ride a bike (only to learn Gloria needs lessons, too) and Mitchell and Cameron stumble upon a mysterious neighbour who is quite the charmer.

Sat 29th July

Rude(Ish) Tube

This is a hilarious half hour show featuring the funniest, freakiest and most incredible clips that have ever been uploaded to the World Wide Web. Each show looks at different subject matter featuring anything and everything that is found online. From Ninjas to Nannies, School to Show offs, Embarrassing Dads to Extreme sports, nothing escapes the eagle eye. There are pranks, stunts, animals, cute kids and of course the overlords of the Internet cats - lots of cats! So get ready to dig in to Television's equivalent of an all you can eat buffet of Internet clips. Yes by the time you've finished one show you'll want to have another! *Definitely contains nuts.

Sat 29th July

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 29th July

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 29th July

Top 20 Funniest

Laugh out loud as a full-grown man tries to squeeze himself into a balloon. Plus, the world's largest domino pyramid turns into the world's biggest mess!

Sat 29th July

Baby Daddy

Danny is being overprotective of pregnant Riley, so Ben surprises Riley with a day off and a hike in the woods.

Sat 29th July

Young & Hungry

Josh is about to launch a new app and hires a new assistant, Randall, who is the epitome of efficiency and work ethic, to help him with this busy time. Thinking Randall is a little too good at his job and out to get theirs, Gabi, Elliot and Yolanda set out to get him fired. Meanwhile, Sofia is annoyed at her new neighbour for constantly playing loud music, until she meets him face to face.

Sat 29th July

Evening

The Simpsons

Homer is mistaken for a bigfoot when he takes his family on a trip into the wilderness in their new camper.

Sat 29th July

America's Got Talent

Judges Simon Cowell, Mel B, Heidi Klum, and Howie Mandel undergo the cutthroat process of deciding who's got what it takes to proceed to the performances.

Sat 29th July

Top 20 Funniest

A wedding goes wrong at the hands of an exploding cake. A backyard stuntman tries a daring leap off the roof of his house. See which video is no.1 in a countdown of the worst days ever.

Sat 29th July

The Late Show With Matty Johns

Matty is joined by Bryan Fletcher, Nathan Hindmarsh, Gorden Tallis and The Professor. The guys will have a mixture of jokes, banter, pranks and left-field analysis. Plus, Fletch and Hindy with their unconventional player interviews.

Sat 29th July

Professor's Second Year Syndrome

For a change of pace, it's James 'The Professor' Rochford along with Brett Finch, Chris Page and special guests each week. The show will be satire at its sharpest; poking harmless fun at the game, clubs and players.

Sat 29th July

Modern Family

It's Luke and Manny's first school dance, and everyone gets in on the "fun"; Jay and Phil have to take the boys on a mall run, which becomes quite stressful; and Claire revels in the school-dance committee duties, but gets a little jealous when Gloria shows up to help; meanwhile, Mitch and Cam are horrified to learn that Lily is biting other kids on the playground.

Sat 29th July

Modern Family

Claire becomes a determined neighbourhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds though their streets; meanwhile, Phil is busy trying to land an important listing with a difficult client, Jay teaches Manny how to ride a bike (only to learn Gloria needs lessons, too) and Mitchell and Cameron stumble upon a mysterious neighbour who is quite the charmer.

Sat 29th July

The Simpsons

Selma decides to take her dead aunt's advice and have children before it is too late.

Sat 29th July

The Simpsons

Bart tires of Homer's lack of interest in him and chooses another father from the Bigger Brother program. Lisa struggles to kick the habit of dialling a 900 number.

Sun 30th July

Morning

The Simpsons

Much to Lisa's horror, Ralph develops a crush on her after she gives him a Valentine's Day card out of pity.

Sun 30th July

Futurama

Fry, Leela and Bender are sent to collect honey produced by vicious space bees. Leela decides to take a baby queen bee that incidentally kills Fry. At his funeral, Leela has a romantic dream that causes her to believe that Fry is still alive.

Sun 30th July

Futurama

Professor Farnsworth has invented a new box that is so terrible it must be thrown into the sun. Fry and Bender want to see what is inside, so Leela has to guard the box. She manages to resist temptation until the last minute, but when she looks inside she is sucked into a parallel universe.

Sun 30th July

Family Guy

When the Griffins and other residents of Quahog are invited to visit the mansion of James Woods, the evening turns into a real murder mystery when guests end up dead.

Sun 30th July

Family Guy

The finger of blame for the murders continues to point at different people, as even more of the group turn up dead.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Homer is mistaken for a bigfoot when he takes his family on a trip into the wilderness in their new camper.

Sun 30th July

The Amazing Race

Teams race to Rome, Italy, where racers and Roman gladiators square off in a medieval Detour. Plus, three teams strike a deal in order to try to avoid elimination.

Sun 30th July

Jane the Virgin

A comedy-drama following a chaste young woman who is accidentally impregnated via artificial insemination as she struggles to inform her devoutly religious family and make the right choices concerning the child. Will Jane get her baby back from Sin Rostro? What will happen with Jane's relationships with Michael and Rafael? So many questions left to be answered in the second season of the Academy Award Winning show, Jane The Virgin. The three Villanueva women continue to have some many dramas, yet so many laughs this season, where Jane's newly found motherhood changes her, but not her love of telenovela. As for the men of the show, Rogelio encounters a nemesis, played by Brittany Spears, Rafael's custody has always been an issue and it will be even more so after the kidnapping, and Michael is still on the case to bring down Sin Rostro.

Sun 30th July

The Fosters

A multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids are being raised by two mums. Stef Foster, a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams, a school vice principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef's biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon, and their adopted twins, Mariana and Jesus. Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie, a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef welcome Callie and her brother, Jude, into their home thinking it's just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found. But life has something else in store for the Fosters.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Homer is mistaken for a bigfoot when he takes his family on a trip into the wilderness in their new camper.

Sun 30th July

WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Marge convinces Homer he may have a drinking problem, while Lisa plots to humiliate Bart with a science project after he ruins her first experiment.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Homer is elected union leader at the power plant and tries to save the dental plan so he won't have to pay for Lisa's new braces.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Bart's April Fools' prank backfires and lands Homer in the hospital in a coma. At Homer's bedside, the Simpson family reminisce about all of the good times they've had over the years.

Sun 30th July

Futurama

A news reel reveals that Zapp Brannigan has overthrown a planet of arachnids, and as a result, Earth President Nixon is rewarding the entire population of the planet with a $300 fun bill.

Sun 30th July

American Dad!

After Stan decides Snot is not cool enough to hang out with Steve, he stages a murder which lands Snot in the CIA Witness Protection program.

Sun 30th July

Family Guy

When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.

Sun 30th July

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's eccentric landlord, Mr Fischoeder, pays the family a visit, he informs Bob that his rival across the street, Jimmy Pesto of Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, wants to take over Bob's lease so that he can expand his gift shop.

Sun 30th July

Family Guy

After Peter catches Lois' dad Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret; but when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.

Sun 30th July

Futurama

The Planet Express crew go camping for their company outing. Afterwards, they go to the ranger station to watch a movie about Bigfoot, a creature Fry admires. While searching for Bigfoot at night, Fry is abducted by aliens who steal his nose.

Sun 30th July

Noon

The Simpsons

The family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesn't want and gives it to Marge.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Homer is stoked for a party, where Lenny shows off his new plasma screen HD TV. Three days later and Homer still hasn't left Lenny's apartment.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Homer spearheads the effort to get pro-football to bring a new franchise to Springfield. The football commissioner, on his way to officially award the franchise, stops at the Simpson house where Grandpa (mistaking him for a burglar) attacks him.

Sun 30th July

Modern Family

When Claire and Phil implore Alex to relax a little about her studies it causes them to start questioning their own intellectual drives; Gloria tries to befriend another nice couple, much to Jay's chagrin; and Mitchell and Cameron run into and old female flame of Mitchell's, only to make a disturbing discovery.

Sun 30th July

Modern Family

Plans backfire when the kids try to surprise their parents with breakfast in bed on their anniversary, only to catch Phil and Claire in a compromising position. Jay and Gloria's Vegas getaway is thwarted by a brutally honest email that is accidentally sent to Claire, and Mitch and Cam desperately try to get an 'in' at the hot new neighbourhood restaurant whose owner happens to be a mum at Lily's preschool.

Sun 30th July

Superstore

The game is afoot when Glenn declares that all employees will receive a $100 bonus if the store reaches a certain sales goal by the end of the day.

Sun 30th July

Superstore

Preparing for their annual wedding-themed sale, the employees of Cloud 9 experience the most hectic day filled with frantic and aggressive customers.

Sun 30th July

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sun 30th July

Top 20 Funniest

From reality-show mishaps and errors made by game-show contestants to outrageous outtakes and broadcast bloopers, these are the most hilarious blunders ever seen on TV.

Sun 30th July

Top 20 Funniest

This program counts down the best of the bad ideas! From a go-kart being towed behind a pickup to a dog attending a wedding see which is clip will be the number one bad idea.

Sun 30th July

Evening

The Simpsons

Bart tries to impress his new friends by vandalising a salute of Springfield's founding father, Jebediah Springfield.

Sun 30th July

Spartan: Ultimate Team Challenge

The battle has begun. American Dream Team, Gotham City Warriors, Boston Beasts and more Spartan teams give everything they've got to claim victory and $250,000.

Sun 30th July

Superstore

After a long day, the entire staff is waiting for a truck to deliver new Cloud 9 signage that they'll have to hang throughout the store by morning.

Sun 30th July

Superstore

Dina's feelings for Jonah at last come to a head, causing Jonah to panic and stirring up complications at the store. Meanwhile, Amy and Mateo vie for an open position.

Sun 30th July

Top 20 Funniest

A kickboxer knocks himself out. A stuntman literally tears the house down with a poolside stunt. And find out who's the king of pain in our countdown of this week's funniest failures!

Sun 30th July

Hawaii Five-O

When a tourist is killed after unknowingly transporting a stolen Van Gogh, an undercover Kono and Chin enter the world of black market priceless art and are taken hostage. Also, McGarrett asks Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto to help train Kamekona to beat Chef Sam Choy in a shrimp cook-off.

Sun 30th July

Modern Family

When Claire and Phil implore Alex to relax a little about her studies it causes them to start questioning their own intellectual drives; Gloria tries to befriend another nice couple, much to Jay's chagrin; and Mitchell and Cameron run into and old female flame of Mitchell's, only to make a disturbing discovery.

Sun 30th July

Modern Family

Plans backfire when the kids try to surprise their parents with breakfast in bed on their anniversary, only to catch Phil and Claire in a compromising position. Jay and Gloria's Vegas getaway is thwarted by a brutally honest email that is accidentally sent to Claire, and Mitch and Cam desperately try to get an 'in' at the hot new neighbourhood restaurant whose owner happens to be a mum at Lily's preschool.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Marge convinces Homer he may have a drinking problem, while Lisa plots to humiliate Bart with a science project after he ruins her first experiment.

Sun 30th July

The Simpsons

Homer is elected union leader at the power plant and tries to save the dental plan so he won't have to pay for Lisa's new braces.

Mon 31st July

Morning

The Simpsons

Bart's April Fools' prank backfires and lands Homer in the hospital in a coma. At Homer's bedside, the Simpson family reminisce about all of the good times they've had over the years.

Mon 31st July

Futurama

A news reel reveals that Zapp Brannigan has overthrown a planet of arachnids, and as a result, Earth President Nixon is rewarding the entire population of the planet with a $300 fun bill.

Mon 31st July

Futurama

The Planet Express crew go camping for their company outing. Afterwards, they go to the ranger station to watch a movie about Bigfoot, a creature Fry admires. While searching for Bigfoot at night, Fry is abducted by aliens who steal his nose.

Mon 31st July

Family Guy

When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.

Mon 31st July

Family Guy

After Peter catches Lois' dad Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret; but when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

Bart tries to impress his new friends by vandalising a salute of Springfield's founding father, Jebediah Springfield.

Mon 31st July

The Amazing Race

The competition gets fierce as the remaining teams face a double U-Turn and the Cowboys contemplate a major decision.

Mon 31st July

Baby Daddy

Danny is being overprotective of pregnant Riley, so Ben surprises Riley with a day off and a hike in the woods.

Mon 31st July

Young & Hungry

Josh is about to launch a new app and hires a new assistant, Randall, who is the epitome of efficiency and work ethic, to help him with this busy time. Thinking Randall is a little too good at his job and out to get theirs, Gabi, Elliot and Yolanda set out to get him fired. Meanwhile, Sofia is annoyed at her new neighbour for constantly playing loud music, until she meets him face to face.

Mon 31st July

Hawaii Five-O

When a tourist is killed after unknowingly transporting a stolen Van Gogh, an undercover Kono and Chin enter the world of black market priceless art and are taken hostage. Also, McGarrett asks Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto to help train Kamekona to beat Chef Sam Choy in a shrimp cook-off.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

Moe is invited to appear on the television series American Idol; and Homer drives Marge crazy when he begins hanging around the house.

Mon 31st July

Futurama

Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women ruled by a man-hating computer.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

Marge convinces Homer he may have a drinking problem, while Lisa plots to humiliate Bart with a science project after he ruins her first experiment.

Mon 31st July

American Dad!

After Stan decides Snot is not cool enough to hang out with Steve, he stages a murder which lands Snot in the CIA Witness Protection program.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

Lisa outshines Krusty as his new assistant and steals the spotlight from him, earning her own TV show. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart spend some quality time together with their new coin collecting hobby.

Mon 31st July

Family Guy

When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.

Mon 31st July

Futurama

A news reel reveals that Zapp Brannigan has overthrown a planet of arachnids, and as a result, Earth President Nixon is rewarding the entire population of the planet with a $300 fun bill.

Mon 31st July

Family Guy

After Peter catches Lois' dad Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret; but when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

The family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesn't want and gives it to Marge.

Mon 31st July

Modern Family

A huge thunder storm brings wide power outages and the whole family congregates at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay has one foot out the door desperately trying to make it to a reunion with some old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be the hero and redeem himself after a very embarrassing public panic attack earlier, but only causes more headaches for everyone. Mitch and Cam grasp at straws trying to salvage Lily's birthday party where the most popular girl at school is in attendance, and Haley turns up the seduction efforts with Andy.

Mon 31st July

Modern Family

Claire has somehow turned into super mum, running Jay's closet business and yet still has time for all the duties at home. The kids could not be happier, but Phil could not be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant. Meanwhile, Joe is going through a fussy phase, and Jay and Gloria are beyond sleep deprived, so they both cut some corners that they know the other would not like and go to great lengths not to get caught. And Mitch and Cam are treated like second-class guests at their friends' wedding, which Pepper has organised, and they spend the whole time figuring why and who they offended.

Mon 31st July

Spartan: Ultimate Team Challenge

The battle has begun. American Dream Team, Gotham City Warriors, Boston Beasts and more Spartan teams give everything they've got to claim victory and $250,000.

Mon 31st July

Noon

Top 20 Funniest

This series brings you an epic countdown of the most hilarious flubs ever to hit the small screen. A phone won't ring for a call-in host, top athletes falter and a horse takes a liking to a cameraman.

Mon 31st July

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Mon 31st July

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 31st July

Baby Daddy

While seeking a new manager for the bar, Ben has the opportunity to interview his childhood unrequited crush, Samantha.

Mon 31st July

Superstore

After a long day, the entire staff is waiting for a truck to deliver new Cloud 9 signage that they'll have to hang throughout the store by morning.

Mon 31st July

Superstore

Dina's feelings for Jonah at last come to a head, causing Jonah to panic and stirring up complications at the store. Meanwhile, Amy and Mateo vie for an open position.

Mon 31st July

Top 20 Funniest

This series brings you an epic countdown of the most hilarious flubs ever to hit the small screen. A phone won't ring for a call-in host, top athletes falter and a horse takes a liking to a cameraman.

Mon 31st July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Mon 31st July

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

Homer recounts how Maggie's accidental birth changed his life forever.

Mon 31st July

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who cause him to make some questionable choices.

Mon 31st July

Family Guy

Mourning the loss of his mother, Brian accompanies Stewie on a journey back to Quahog after the pair lose their plane tickets. Meanwhile, Lois turns to a relationship video in hopes of improving her marriage.

Mon 31st July

American Dad!

When Steve is selected to sing the National Anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans Day Celebration, Stan decides that the only way Steve can truly sing about the country's military prowess is by experiencing war.

Mon 31st July

Family Guy

Due to a sudden shortage of police officers in Quahog, Joe is forced to recruit Peter and his buddies into the Police Academy. Elsewhere, Brian feels sorry for Meg when she can't get a prom date so he agrees to take her, resulting in a fatal attraction type crush of the most inappropriate kind.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

Homer and Bart get into a fight about using a beer bottle to kiss girls which lands them in Simpson Family Court, where Lisa presides as judge.

Mon 31st July

Top 20 Funniest

This program counts down the best of the bad ideas! From a go-kart being towed behind a pickup to a dog attending a wedding see which is clip will be the number one bad idea.

Mon 31st July

The Strain

Imprisoned as a subject in a strigoi breeding program, Dutch is desperate to escape and find Setrakian. Gus recruits his cousin for the inside job that will put his gang at the top of the new world's underground economy.

Mon 31st July

Modern Family

Phil has a new client who happens to be 'his type', and knowing that might get him in trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which then lead to more, and soon enough he's in a full spiral. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects her yoga instructor has the hots for her and asks Claire to come with her to class, but the instructor ends up giving Claire a lot of inappropriate attention, and she likes it. Now that Jay is retired, he is filling up his time making a web show but becomes obsessed with tracking down a hateful troll who is leaving horrible comments. And Mitch and Cam try to teach a skittish Lily how to ride a bike by leading by example, but easier said than done.

Mon 31st July

Modern Family

Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, the only problem is that they are both so ridiculously tired but try to push through it. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, which proves to be pretty hazardous for Gloria, Manny and Joe. Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but her emotional outbursts are driving Mitchell crazy, and he's afraid it's setting a bad example for Lily. And Haley and Andy go on a wild night bender.

Mon 31st July

Bob's Burgers

Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who cause him to make some questionable choices.

Mon 31st July

The Simpsons

Using Grampa as a front, Lisa and Bart write their own Itchy and Scratchy cartoons.

Tue 1st August

Morning

Futurama

Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women ruled by a man-hating computer.

Tue 1st August

Family Guy

Mourning the loss of his mother, Brian accompanies Stewie on a journey back to Quahog after the pair lose their plane tickets. Meanwhile, Lois turns to a relationship video in hopes of improving her marriage.

Tue 1st August

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Tue 1st August

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 1st August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Tue 1st August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Tue 1st August

Top 20 Funniest

This program counts down the best of the bad ideas! From a go-kart being towed behind a pickup to a dog attending a wedding see which is clip will be the number one bad idea.

Tue 1st August

Jane the Virgin

A comedy-drama following a chaste young woman who is accidentally impregnated via artificial insemination as she struggles to inform her devoutly religious family and make the right choices concerning the child. Jane's crush on Professor Chavez is popping up in her dreams and she needs to evaluate her feelings towards him. Xo and Jane find Liliana's engagement ring and think that Rogelio is going to propose. Rogelio is planning to propose, but with a different ring, one that gets swallowed accidentally by Mateo. Michael comes to a realisation about Rose and Mutter J Cinquemani.

Tue 1st August

The Fosters

A multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids are being raised by two mums. Stef Foster, a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams, a school vice principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef's biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon, and their adopted twins, Mariana and Jesus. Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie, a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef welcome Callie and her brother, Jude, into their home thinking it's just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found. But life has something else in store for the Fosters.

Tue 1st August

America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks, Kelly Cutrone and Miss J return for Cycle 22 of America's Next Top Model. The third Guys and Girls edition will feature seven men and seven women living under one roof and battling it out to earn the prestigious title of America's Next Top Model. The model hopefuls will compete for a career launching prize package that includes a $100,000 cash prize from GUESS, and a modelling contract with Next Model Management.

Tue 1st August

Futurama

Bender finds true romance with a coworker after crossing a picket line, but jealousy over his love's ex-boyfriend threatens to destroy everything.

Tue 1st August

The Simpsons

Homer recounts how Maggie's accidental birth changed his life forever.

Tue 1st August

American Dad!

When Steve is selected to sing the National Anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans Day Celebration, Stan decides that the only way Steve can truly sing about the country's military prowess is by experiencing war.

Tue 1st August

The Simpsons

Lisa attends a performing-arts camp, while Krusty stands trial in The Hague after being tricked into believing he won the Nobel Prize.

Tue 1st August

Family Guy

Due to a sudden shortage of police officers in Quahog, Joe is forced to recruit Peter and his buddies into the Police Academy. Elsewhere, Brian feels sorry for Meg when she can't get a prom date so he agrees to take her, resulting in a fatal attraction type crush of the most inappropriate kind.

Tue 1st August

Bob's Burgers

Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who cause him to make some questionable choices.

Tue 1st August

America's Next Top Model

At this music video shoot, one of the previously eliminated models has the chance to earn back her spot in the house.

Tue 1st August

Live: WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Tue 1st August

Noon

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Tue 1st August

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 1st August

Baby Daddy

After witnessing the wrath of Tucker's boss, Mary Hart, Ben films one of Mary's rampages intending to show Tucker how badly he's treated.

Tue 1st August

Hot in Cleveland

Elka hires a lawyer to help her with her criminal case but the girls' attraction to his striking good looks prove troublesome.

Tue 1st August

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get a bank loan to produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques.

Tue 1st August

Top 20 Funniest

Watch as a snowman prank pedestrians! Check out the baby geniuses who pull a prison break from their crib! Plus, you don't want to miss the number one clip!

Tue 1st August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Tue 1st August

King of the Hill

A social worker mistakenly believes that Hank is physically abusing his son.

Tue 1st August

The Simpsons

Bart discovers a comet that is on a collision course with Springfield.

Tue 1st August

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Bob rallies the team to cook up some business, so he sends Gene to push samples in the streets, Tina to work the grill and Louise to staff the counter. The day takes an unexpected turn when the health inspector pays a visit.

Tue 1st August

Family Guy

Peter masquerades as a student in his attempt to eradicate a 'drug' problem at Meg's school.

Tue 1st August

American Dad!

When Stan accidentally kills the dictator of Isla Island before he can get him to sign an important treaty, he convinces Roger to pose as the leader of the small country.

Tue 1st August

Family Guy

At the Griffins' yard sale, Brian mistakenly sells Rupert, sending him and Stewie on a cross-country journey to rescue him; then, after a nasty car crash, Peter loses his license and is forced to let Meg be his personal driver; and a surprising father/daughter bond is born.

Tue 1st August

The Simpsons

It's shot day and Bart tries to evade the needle. Dr Hibbert manages to get the job done but Bart suffers temporary hearing loss as a side effect of the shot and milks it for all it's worth.

Tue 1st August

America's Next Top Model

The ladies split into two teams to write and shoot an empowering message for women everywhere.

Tue 1st August

Bitten

Jeremy attempts to broker a negotiation to end the 30-year blood feud between Sasha and Roman. Meanwhile, Elena watches over Pack prisoner, Konstantin, who tries to deduce why she is protecting Sasha.

Tue 1st August

Modern Family

Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned, Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies, and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight. Things start going awry though when the fire alarm goes off back at the house, and Claire is convinced the boys are secretly throwing a party.

Tue 1st August

Modern Family

Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfortunately, her evasive behaviour only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention. Elsewhere, Gloria invites a new couple over even after Jay has made it clear he doesn't want to make any new friends, but when the husband turns out to be a real guy's guy, Jay might be eating crow. And Cameron rents out their upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

Tue 1st August

King of the Hill

A social worker mistakenly believes that Hank is physically abusing his son.

Tue 1st August

The Simpsons

Lisa seeks to end a local holiday during which snakes are chased into town and beaten with sticks. Meanwhile, Bart is expelled from school.

Wed 2nd August

Morning

Futurama

Bender finds true romance with a coworker after crossing a picket line, but jealousy over his love's ex-boyfriend threatens to destroy everything.

Wed 2nd August

Family Guy

Peter masquerades as a student in his attempt to eradicate a 'drug' problem at Meg's school.

Wed 2nd August

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Wed 2nd August

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 2nd August

The Strain

Imprisoned as a subject in a strigoi breeding program, Dutch is desperate to escape and find Setrakian. Gus recruits his cousin for the inside job that will put his gang at the top of the new world's underground economy.

Wed 2nd August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Wed 2nd August

King of the Hill

A social worker mistakenly believes that Hank is physically abusing his son.

Wed 2nd August

Jane the Virgin

Jane seeks advice from Xo as she considers taking her relationship with Jonathan to the next level. Meanwhile, Luisa gets into a car accident, Jane throws a baby shower for Petra as a favour to Rafael, and Michael has something to share with Jane.

Wed 2nd August

The Fosters

A multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids are being raised by two mums. Stef Foster, a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams, a school vice principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef's biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon, and their adopted twins, Mariana and Jesus. Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie, a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef welcome Callie and her brother, Jude, into their home thinking it's just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found. But life has something else in store for the Fosters.

Wed 2nd August

America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks, Kelly Cutrone and Miss J return for Cycle 22 of America's Next Top Model. The third Guys and Girls edition will feature seven men and seven women living under one roof and battling it out to earn the prestigious title of America's Next Top Model. The model hopefuls will compete for a career launching prize package that includes a $100,000 cash prize from GUESS, and a modelling contract with Next Model Management.

Wed 2nd August

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Wed 2nd August

The Simpsons

Bart discovers a comet that is on a collision course with Springfield.

Wed 2nd August

American Dad!

When Stan accidentally kills the dictator of Isla Island before he can get him to sign an important treaty, he convinces Roger to pose as the leader of the small country.

Wed 2nd August

The Simpsons

Lisa donates money to help Nelson's bicycle company, as Homer games the system by purchasing expensive items from stores, and after using them for a period of time, returning them for a refund.

Wed 2nd August

Family Guy

At the Griffins' yard sale, Brian mistakenly sells Rupert, sending him and Stewie on a cross-country journey to rescue him; then, after a nasty car crash, Peter loses his license and is forced to let Meg be his personal driver; and a surprising father/daughter bond is born.

Wed 2nd August

King of the Hill

A social worker mistakenly believes that Hank is physically abusing his son.

Wed 2nd August

The 100

Continued struggles with leadership and trust in Arkadia and Polis take violent turns while Abby leads a team to a distant location hoping to find answers.

Wed 2nd August

Live: WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Wed 2nd August

Noon

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Wed 2nd August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Wed 2nd August

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Wed 2nd August

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 2nd August

Baby Daddy

Tucker asks Zoey on a date, but she misunderstands and thinks he's setting her up with Ben, and Danny tries to uncover Sam's feelings for Ben, but confusion leads Sam to think he's asking her out. Meanwhile, Riley ends up in an awkward situation when her client wants to get closer to Bonnie.

Wed 2nd August

Hot in Cleveland

A pair of spanx reported by a fortune teller to provide good luck comes at the cost of some embarrassment to the girls. Meanwhile, Elka frets over the Indians and drools over Grady Sizemore.

Wed 2nd August

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

Wed 2nd August

Top 20 Funniest

Watch an angry video gamer go from high score to down on the floor! Let loose with laughter at some of television's best blunders! Plus, more side splitting videos the world has to offer!

Wed 2nd August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Wed 2nd August

King of the Hill

Peggy is chosen to teach a sex ed class.

Wed 2nd August

The Simpsons

Homer enrols in a clown college franchised by Krusty the Clown.

Wed 2nd August

Evening

Bob's Burgers

When Bob learns that Linda's mother is coming for a visit, he wants nothing to do with it. When Linda discovers a leak in the roof, she sends Bob to fix it, but he gets stuck in a wall.

Wed 2nd August

Family Guy

Stewie falls head over heels for a girl at a day-care centre and Peter convinces Lois to become a stewardess so he can travel free of charge.

Wed 2nd August

American Dad!

When the Smith family takes a trip back east to look at possible colleges for Hayley, they leave a trustworthy Steve home alone for the very first time. He winds up in over his head when his friends convince him to break a few family rules, and they accidentally unleash Stan's military drone.

Wed 2nd August

Family Guy

After Peter accidentally kills his father, he learns that his real father lives in Ireland; Peter and Brian fly to the Emerald Isle to discover that his dad is the town drunk; Stewie will do anything to get spanked after discovering it's the most exciting thing he's ever experienced.

Wed 2nd August

The Simpsons

The unthinkable happens: a Springfield resident dies. Also, Krusty retires after he's offended by a comedy cable channel roast of him, and Lisa tries to protect Homer from getting hurt.

Wed 2nd August

The 100

Clarke makes a desperate plea with a former allied force in an attempt to avoid a war and ensure the survival of her people.

Wed 2nd August

Thronecast

Join Sue Perkins, Jamie East and a panel of guests as they recap and digest the latest goings on in Game of Thrones.

Wed 2nd August

Modern Family

With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert and convinced there is a mole in the company. Meanwhile, Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe. Jay tries to teach Joe how to do some manly handy work, and with prom coming up, Mitch helps Luke with his 'promposal' while Cam helps with Manny's, but Cam goes a little overboard, revealing that there maybe something deeper going on.

Wed 2nd August

Modern Family

Dede is getting remarried, and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good but his over enthusiasm might come back and bite him later. Claire and Mitchell work on their toast while Phil and Cam geek out over their favourite author, who is also on the train. Luke and Manny go a little girl crazy, Gloria gets stuck in coach, and Alex gets caught up in the romance of the train herself.

Wed 2nd August

King of the Hill

Peggy is chosen to teach a sex ed class.

Wed 2nd August

The Simpsons

Marge is jailed when she is convicted of stealing a bottle of bourbon from Apu's convenience store.

Thu 3rd August

Morning

Futurama

Only Fry can save Earth when evil brains from another world plot to make everyone stupid.

Thu 3rd August

Family Guy

Stewie falls head over heels for a girl at a day-care centre and Peter convinces Lois to become a stewardess so he can travel free of charge.

Thu 3rd August

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. It's never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Thu 3rd August

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 3rd August

Bitten

Jeremy attempts to broker a negotiation to end the 30-year blood feud between Sasha and Roman. Meanwhile, Elena watches over Pack prisoner, Konstantin, who tries to deduce why she is protecting Sasha.

Thu 3rd August

America's Next Top Model

The ladies split into two teams to write and shoot an empowering message for women everywhere.

Thu 3rd August

Jane the Virgin

A comedy-drama following a chaste young woman who is accidentally impregnated via artificial insemination as she struggles to inform her devoutly religious family and make the right choices concerning the child. Will Jane get her baby back from Sin Rostro? What will happen with Jane's relationships with Michael and Rafael? So many questions left to be answered in the second season of the Academy Award Winning show, Jane The Virgin. The three Villanueva women continue to have some many dramas, yet so many laughs this season, where Jane's newly found motherhood changes her, but not her love of telenovela. As for the men of the show, Rogelio encounters a nemesis, played by Brittany Spears, Rafael's custody has always been an issue and it will be even more so after the kidnapping, and Michael is still on the case to bring down Sin Rostro.

Thu 3rd August

The Fosters

A multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids are being raised by two mums. Stef Foster, a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams, a school vice principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef's biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon, and their adopted twins, Mariana and Jesus. Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie, a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef welcome Callie and her brother, Jude, into their home thinking it's just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found. But life has something else in store for the Fosters.

Thu 3rd August

America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks, Kelly Cutrone and Miss J return for Cycle 22 of America's Next Top Model. The third Guys and Girls edition will feature seven men and seven women living under one roof and battling it out to earn the prestigious title of America's Next Top Model. The model hopefuls will compete for a career launching prize package that includes a $100,000 cash prize from GUESS, and a modelling contract with Next Model Management.

Thu 3rd August

Futurama

Dr Zoidberg promises his uncle that he will invest a million dollars in his Hollywood movie.

Thu 3rd August

The Simpsons

Homer enrols in a clown college franchised by Krusty the Clown.

Thu 3rd August

American Dad!

When the Smith family takes a trip back east to look at possible colleges for Hayley, they leave a trustworthy Steve home alone for the very first time. He winds up in over his head when his friends convince him to break a few family rules, and they accidentally unleash Stan's military drone.

Thu 3rd August

The Simpsons

Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Little League team and ends up firing Bart after he ignores her instructions.

Thu 3rd August

Family Guy

After Peter accidentally kills his father, he learns that his real father lives in Ireland; Peter and Brian fly to the Emerald Isle to discover that his dad is the town drunk; Stewie will do anything to get spanked after discovering it's the most exciting thing he's ever experienced.

Thu 3rd August

King of the Hill

Peggy is chosen to teach a sex ed class.

Thu 3rd August

Family Guy

Stewie falls head over heels for a girl at a day-care centre and Peter convinces Lois to become a stewardess so he can travel free of charge.

Thu 3rd August

Bob's Burgers

When a controversial documentary filmmaker places a live cow outside of the family restaurant to make a statement, Bob is livid when it starts to scare away customers. However, to everyone's surprise, Bob treats the cow like a member of the family.

Thu 3rd August

Baby Daddy

Tucker asks Zoey on a date, but she misunderstands and thinks he's setting her up with Ben, and Danny tries to uncover Sam's feelings for Ben, but confusion leads Sam to think he's asking her out. Meanwhile, Riley ends up in an awkward situation when her client wants to get closer to Bonnie.

Thu 3rd August

Hot in Cleveland

A pair of spanx reported by a fortune teller to provide good luck comes at the cost of some embarrassment to the girls. Meanwhile, Elka frets over the Indians and drools over Grady Sizemore.

Thu 3rd August

Modern Family

With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert and convinced there is a mole in the company. Meanwhile, Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe. Jay tries to teach Joe how to do some manly handy work, and with prom coming up, Mitch helps Luke with his 'promposal' while Cam helps with Manny's, but Cam goes a little overboard, revealing that there maybe something deeper going on.

Thu 3rd August

Modern Family

Dede is getting remarried, and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good but his over enthusiasm might come back and bite him later. Claire and Mitchell work on their toast while Phil and Cam geek out over their favourite author, who is also on the train. Luke and Manny go a little girl crazy, Gloria gets stuck in coach, and Alex gets caught up in the romance of the train herself.

Thu 3rd August

Noon

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 3rd August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 3rd August

Border Patrol NZ

New Zealand's borders are constantly under threat from drugs, weapons, pests and diseases and the men and women of Border Patrol are on the case. Its never dull as they attempt to protect New Zealand's borders.

Thu 3rd August

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 3rd August

Baby Daddy

Ben feels insulted when Danny tells him he is not threatened by Ben and Riley's friendship.

Thu 3rd August

Hot in Cleveland

Visiting Los Angeles, Susan Lucci sticks it to Victoria again. Elka's on the hunt for celebrities. Melanie tries to sell her house but can't bear to part with it. And, of course, Joy gets insulted and manipulated.

Thu 3rd August

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

Thu 3rd August

Top 20 Funniest

A baby elephant gets frisky at the zoo! A dad decides to cannonball into a frozen pool! Plus, the public gets pranked in our hilarious number one clip!

Thu 3rd August

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 3rd August

King of the Hill

Hank and his friends take Bobby's scout troop on a rite of passage journey in the wilderness.

Thu 3rd August

The Simpsons

Bart must apologise to Australia after he tricks a boy from Down Under into accepting an expensive collect call.

Thu 3rd August

Evening

Bob's Burgers

When Tina develops a crush on the new martial arts instructor in town, she joins the class and ends up shirking her responsibilities at the restaurant. Bob finds out what's going on and decides to take matters into his own hands.

Thu 3rd August

Family Guy

Peter's new mobster friend puts a contract out on Lois' life.

Thu 3rd August

American Dad!

When Steve and Hayley go away for the summer, Francine teaches Roger to be self sufficient so she can spend time alone with Stan; when Roger moves out, Stan fears Francine will leave him once she discovers how boring he is, so he cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back home to spice up their lives.

Thu 3rd August

Family Guy

Peter discovers the thrill of being the neighbourhood bully but it may cost him the love of his family and friends. Stewie gets addicted to tanning but his life as a bronze Adonis may be cut short by a life-threatening sunburn.