TV Guide

Mon 25th September

Morning

The Simpsons

Bart masterminds a teacher's strike, but is humiliated when Marge takes charge of his class.

Mon 25th September

Futurama

Under the orders of the Robot Mafia the Planet Express Crew must rob a casino.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step towards stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

Mon 25th September

The Amazing Race

Eleven teams compete against each other on a trek around the world. At every destination, each team must compete in a series of challenges and only when the tasks are completed will they learn of their next location. Teams who are the farthest behind will be eliminated, with the first team to arrive at the final destination winning $1 million.

Mon 25th September

Top 20 Funniest

A prankster spies on his friends through their webcams. A baboon gropes a reporter. A girl makes a ridiculous gingerbread house. And one video gets crowned number one.

Mon 25th September

Hawaii Five-O

McGarrett and Odell come under siege in Odell's barbershop when they try to protect a man who is being hunted by a gang. Jerry is wrongfully accused of committing a series of home invasions.

Mon 25th September

The Fosters

Callie rejects a proposition from a guard in juvenile hall, making an enemy in the process. Meanwhile, Callie's father is angry at Stef and Lena; Brandon puts Mariana in a bad position; Jude gets another chance with Noah; and Mike makes big decisions.

Mon 25th September

The Flash

In the epic conclusion to the two-part story, Grodd and his army of gorillas bring the battle to Earth-1. Trying to find a way to stop them before they destroy Central City, The Flash and team are joined by Gypsy, who returns to help in the fight.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

Homer believes he has only twenty-four hours to live after he eats an improperly prepared blowfish.

Mon 25th September

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's longtime friend, Critter, finds himself in jail for unpaid parking tickets, the Belchers decide to do what they can to help him out.

Mon 25th September

King of the Hill

Peggy is chosen to teach a sex ed class.

Mon 25th September

American Dad!

When Stan is selected to perform jury duty, he's surprised to discover that the defendant is none other than Roger; meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff move in with the Smiths.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

Bart and Lisa attempt to rescue 25 greyhound puppies from Mr Burns, who wants to use their hides for a new tuxedo.

Mon 25th September

Futurama

As the Planet Express team vacations aboard the starship Titanic, the vessel falls victim to the gravitational pull of a black hole.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

Milhouse takes on a Marlon Brando-inspired bad-boy persona to attract Lisa. Homer tries to save his marriage by becoming a better man and fulfilling old promises.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step towards stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favour to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

Mon 25th September

Futurama

Bender becomes entangled in a hunt after rescuing a robot fox.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

After Lisa discovers that her favourite author doesn't exist, Homer forms a literary gang in hopes of writing a bestselling "tween" novel, and raking in millions.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step towards stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

Mon 25th September

Noon

Modern Family

Cam takes Lily to a charity event, where they learn the true meaning of Christmas. Meanwhile, Mitch goes last-minute shopping to get the right gift for Lily; Jay and Manny set out to cut down their own tree.

Mon 25th September

Modern Family

Phil ends up in jail when he lies to Luke to get him to do a dance class. Manny and Joe both have birthdays coming up so Gloria and Jay organise parties for them both.

Mon 25th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 25th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 25th September

Baby Daddy

Bonnie tries to get back with her ex, Brad.

Mon 25th September

Modern Family

Not only is Luke's Halloween party not the monster bash he dreamed of, it's running the risk of being the worst party of the year.

Mon 25th September

Modern Family

Jay's favourite place in the world, and only refuge, may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member.

Mon 25th September

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Mon 25th September

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Mon 25th September

King of the Hill

Cotton drops a bombshell when he announces that Didi is pregnant.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

Homer becomes a professional boxer when doctors discover he was born with a unique genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.

Mon 25th September

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Bob scores a gig as a cook at an underdog frat house and discovers that he fits right in! Trouble quickly ensues as Bob and the frat brothers find themselves in the middle of a university prank war.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

Peter feels abandoned when his mother gets a divorce - until he sees a father figure in her new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. And Brian gets his own highbrow radio show until Stewie exposes him to the thrill of being a shock jock.

Mon 25th September

American Dad!

The babysitter must cancel on the Smiths, so Stan and Francine reluctantly leave Steve with the legendarily irresponsible Hayley.

Mon 25th September

Family Guy

Peter has a psychic palm reading and discovers he led a past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who travelled from 17th century England, to the newly founded American colony of Quahog to win a heart.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

When Smithers is devastated by Burns' lack of affection towards him, Homer makes it his mission to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, after Bart orchestrates the removal of the lead in the school's stage production of Casablanca, Milhouse serves as a terrible understudy, which frustrates his co-star, Lisa.

Mon 25th September

Bob's Burgers

Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, at the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel plan their wedding.

Mon 25th September

The Strain

An unexpected guest brings old conflicts to the surface, dividing our heroes, threatening the group's trust. With questionable new intel in hand, they launch a make-or-break final assault on the Master.

Mon 25th September

Modern Family

A high-school open house takes the Pritchett clan back in time when Claire is stressed-out by the pressure; Gloria meets a bullying mom; and Jay teaches Phil how to play hooky.

Mon 25th September

Modern Family

Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future. Elsewhere, Jay's friend Shorty is back visiting and Mitch and Cam decide to have a romantic date which leads to a lot of awkward silences.

Mon 25th September

The Simpsons

Milhouse takes on a Marlon Brando-inspired bad-boy persona to attract Lisa. Homer tries to save his marriage by becoming a better man and fulfilling old promises.

Tue 26th September

Morning

Futurama

As the Planet Express team vacations aboard the starship Titanic, the vessel falls victim to the gravitational pull of a black hole.

Tue 26th September

King of the Hill

Cotton drops a bombshell when he announces that Didi is pregnant.

Tue 26th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 26th September

Family Guy

Peter feels abandoned when his mother gets a divorce - until he sees a father figure in her new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. And Brian gets his own highbrow radio show until Stewie exposes him to the thrill of being a shock jock.

Tue 26th September

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Tue 26th September

Supergirl

As Alex searches for Jeremiah and Kara investigates a series of alien kidnappings, the sisters realise they must break the rules to foil a new Cadmus plot. In an effort to get Snapper Carr to run a story that would help her stop Cadmus, Kara agrees to set up an interview between Snapper and Supergirl.

Tue 26th September

Supergirl

A new villain comes to National City, putting Supergirl on high alert. Meanwhile, Winn's girlfriend, Lyra, gets Winn in trouble with the law. Maggie attempts to help Winn but old loyalties get in the way. The Music Meister attacks Supergirl.

Tue 26th September

Arrow

Prometheus goes to great lengths to break Oliver. Meanwhile, in the flashbacks, Anatoly becomes worried about Oliver's increasingly violent tendencies, which come to a head in a brutal confrontation.

Tue 26th September

The Flash

While training with Barry, Wally starts to have visions of Savitar, which he hides from the team. A dangerous secret threatens Barry and Iris' happiness.

Tue 26th September

America's Next Top Model

The remaining models are off to Bali to model swimwear under water and pose with animals. But can all of the contestants make it through without having a panic attack?

Tue 26th September

Futurama

Fry enrols in Mars University only to discover that his dorm roommate is a super-intelligent monkey. Bender teaches a fraternity of robots how to be cool.

Tue 26th September

The Simpsons

Homer becomes a professional boxer when doctors discover he was born with a unique genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.

Tue 26th September

American Dad!

The babysitter must cancel on the Smiths, so Stan and Francine reluctantly leave Steve with the legendarily irresponsible Hayley.

Tue 26th September

The Simpsons

When Homer becomes a deacon Bart recruits the help of Flanders, after Homer takes the job too seriously. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa try to track down her missing wedding dress.

Tue 26th September

The 100

Jaha and Kane disagree over how to handle their grim reality when they must choose only 100 out of their 400 people to shelter at the Second Dawn bunker, making room for the rest of the 1200 grounders that want to place their own survivors.

Tue 26th September

The 100

As the death wave hits Polis and the Second Dawn bunker, Clarke, Bellamy, Murphy, Emori, Monty, Harper and Echo gather at the lab along with Raven to get the rocket ready to travel to the remains of the Ark in its decaying orbit to resettle.

Tue 26th September

Live: WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Tue 26th September

Noon

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Tue 26th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 26th September

Baby Daddy

Ben tries to get Bonnie Bon Jovi tickets. Riley tries to have the prom experience she never had.

Tue 26th September

Modern Family

A high-school open house takes the Pritchett clan back in time when Claire is stressed-out by the pressure; Gloria meets a bullying mom; and Jay teaches Phil how to play hooky.

Tue 26th September

Modern Family

Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future. Elsewhere, Jay's friend Shorty is back visiting and Mitch and Cam decide to have a romantic date which leads to a lot of awkward silences.

Tue 26th September

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Tue 26th September

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Tue 26th September

King of the Hill

Peggy enters a beauty contest in hopes of winning a pick-up truck. But she soon discovers that her competition is more formidable than she ever imagined.

Tue 26th September

The Simpsons

With Homer's help, Mr Burns' long lost son stages his own kidnapping.

Tue 26th September

Evening

Bob's Burgers

Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone uses the turkey as an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.

Tue 26th September

Family Guy

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Super Store USA. When the corporate giant sucks up all the city's electricity, Brian and Stewie must team up to save the town.

Tue 26th September

American Dad!

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who famously rescued from a well by a fireman; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue.

Tue 26th September

Family Guy

With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.

Tue 26th September

The Simpsons

After getting into an argument, Marge takes Lisa on a touristy trip to Capital City, where, after attending a musical, they meet the show's star, Andrew Rannells, who reminds Lisa how lucky she is to have such a great mum. Meanwhile, Bart is frustrated that everyone expects his pranks, so he teams up with Maggie to trick people.

Tue 26th September

American Dad!

Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam. After waking up from a coma, he starts to have eerie visions of the future, and saves the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger's abuse of his new found powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smiths must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.

Tue 26th September

Family Guy

Lois thinks Chris murdered his substitute teacher's husband, and Brian teaches remedial English to a group of tough kids.

Tue 26th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Tue 26th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Tue 26th September

Modern Family

Claire and Phil spy on Luke and Manny when they're spending time with a suspicious friend. Meanwhile, Haley doesn't want her family to know about her photography exhibit.

Tue 26th September

Modern Family

Phil's feud with nemesis Gil Thorpe intensifies when their sons face off in a wrestling match. Elsewhere, Gloria chaperones Manny's school field trip to a museum.

Tue 26th September

The Simpsons

When Homer becomes a deacon Bart recruits the help of Flanders, after Homer takes the job too seriously. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa try to track down her missing wedding dress.

Tue 26th September

Futurama

Fry enrols in Mars University only to discover that his dorm roommate is a super-intelligent monkey. Bender teaches a fraternity of robots how to be cool.

Wed 27th September

Morning

King of the Hill

Peggy enters a beauty contest in hopes of winning a pick-up truck. But she soon discovers that her competition is more formidable than she ever imagined.

Wed 27th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Wed 27th September

Family Guy

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Super Store USA. When the corporate giant sucks up all the city's electricity, Brian and Stewie must team up to save the town.

Wed 27th September

The Strain

An unexpected guest brings old conflicts to the surface, dividing our heroes, threatening the group's trust. With questionable new intel in hand, they launch a make-or-break final assault on the Master.

Wed 27th September

Supergirl

A large bounty is put out on Supergirl and aliens from far and near attack National City intent on taking out the woman of steel. Alex and Maggie run into Maggie's ex-girlfriend, Emily, who is in town for a week.

Wed 27th September

Supergirl

Lena's ex-boyfriend, Jack Spheer, comes to National City to unveil his big breakthrough in nano-technology, which has the potential to eradicate all diseases. Lena asks Kara to attend Jack's conference with her for support.

Wed 27th September

Arrow

Diggle and Felicity are shocked by Oliver's decision to call on the Bratva to help take down Prometheus. Concerned, Diggle has a hard conversation with Oliver about what happens if things go south.

Wed 27th September

The Flash

Desperate to stop Savitar and save his friends, Barry turns to the speed force for answers. HR gives Jesse some advice.

Wed 27th September

America's Next Top Model

Still in Bali, the models embrace the culture during an outdoor photo shoot. Meanwhile for two of the models, will feelings for one another make them loose sight of there goal?

Wed 27th September

Bob's Burgers

Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone uses the turkey as an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.

Wed 27th September

King of the Hill

Peggy enters a beauty contest in hopes of winning a pick-up truck. But she soon discovers that her competition is more formidable than she ever imagined.

Wed 27th September

American Dad!

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who famously rescued from a well by a fireman; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue.

Wed 27th September

The Simpsons

With Homer's help, Mr Burns' long lost son stages his own kidnapping.

Wed 27th September

Futurama

Fry and his friends fight off an alien invasion of Earth by re-creating a television drama from the 20th century that features a sexily attired single female lawyer.

Wed 27th September

The Simpsons

Moe gains confidence and a new suit when someone wants to invest in his homemade whiskey. Also, Abe gets injured while babysitting Bart and takes up residence in the basement.

Wed 27th September

Family Guy

With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.

Wed 27th September

Family Guy

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Super Store USA. When the corporate giant sucks up all the city's electricity, Brian and Stewie must team up to save the town.

Wed 27th September

Live: WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Wed 27th September

Noon

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Wed 27th September

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Wed 27th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Wed 27th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 27th September

Baby Daddy

Riley looks into her family history. Tucker deals with his parents' divorce.

Wed 27th September

Modern Family

Claire and Phil spy on Luke and Manny when they're spending time with a suspicious friend. Meanwhile, Haley doesn't want her family to know about her photography exhibit.

Wed 27th September

Modern Family

Phil's feud with nemesis Gil Thorpe intensifies when their sons face off in a wrestling match. Elsewhere, Gloria chaperones Manny's school field trip to a museum.

Wed 27th September

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Wed 27th September

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Wed 27th September

King of the Hill

On the day after Thanksgiving, Hank attends a lawn mower focus group.

Wed 27th September

The Simpsons

While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house.

Wed 27th September

Evening

Bob's Burgers

In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former band mates, the Ta-Ta's, to perform at their high school reunion.

Wed 27th September

Family Guy

When Army recruiters show up at Chris' high school, Brian drags Stewie to recruiting headquarters to complain; Stewie signs himself and Brian up, and they get shipped to Iraq where they do everything they can to get discharged; and Marilyn Manson inspires Chris to join a Goth band.

Wed 27th September

American Dad!

Francine sets out to teach Roger a lesson in working hard. Meanwhile, Steve's school project requires interviewing Stan about his past, and he's soon sorry he asked.

Wed 27th September

Family Guy

A medical test reveals that a lump on Lois's breast is benign but also reveals that she's Jewish. Peter embraces the family's new religion, until he's visited by the ghost of his father and changes his tune.

Wed 27th September

The Simpsons

Homer recalls a tense family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the Flanders family. At first, the Flanders' perfection puts the families at odds, but when they get stranded and Ned and Bart go for help, the families finally bond.

Wed 27th September

Futurama

Farnsworth asks Fry, Leela and Bender to assemble his new pi-KEA robot. Once this is done, Fry and Leela ache all over. They visit Dr Zoidberg, who prescribes a miracle cream he bought from a travelling salesman.

Wed 27th September

The Simpsons

Bart and his friends pool their money to purchase the first issue of "Radioactive Man" comics, but then cannot decide who gets to keep it.

Wed 27th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Wed 27th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Wed 27th September

Modern Family

Cameron organises the school's dance, but spars with a popular teacher who's returned from leave. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets a new job but can't quite figure out his boss or the work environment.

Wed 27th September

Modern Family

Jay bonds with Luke in the garage over talk of tools and manly pursuits; Gloria and Claire take Lily shopping for a flower girl dress; Mitchell, Cameron, Alex and Manny spend a day at a museum.

Wed 27th September

The Simpsons

Moe gains confidence and a new suit when someone wants to invest in his homemade whiskey. Also, Abe gets injured while babysitting Bart and takes up residence in the basement.

Thu 28th September

Morning

Futurama

Fry and his friends fight off an alien invasion of Earth by re-creating a television drama from the 20th century that features a sexily attired single female lawyer.

Thu 28th September

King of the Hill

On the day after Thanksgiving, Hank attends a lawn mower focus group.

Thu 28th September

Family Guy

When Army recruiters show up at Chris' high school, Brian drags Stewie to recruiting headquarters to complain; Stewie signs himself and Brian up, and they get shipped to Iraq where they do everything they can to get discharged; and Marilyn Manson inspires Chris to join a Goth band.

Thu 28th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Thu 28th September

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Thu 28th September

Supergirl

Alex is kidnapped and the kidnapper threatens to kill her unless Supergirl releases a notorious criminal from prison. Supergirl and Maggie have always had different approaches to apprehending criminals but this time they must work together to save Alex.

Thu 28th September

Supergirl

When an alien attacks National City, Supergirl and the DEO learn the alien is a Phorian, an otherwise peaceful race with telekinetic powers.

Thu 28th September

Arrow

To get a device that will let the team locate Adrian, Felicity goes in deep with Helix. Meanwhile, Diggle discovers that Lyla is going down the same dark path that Amanda Waller did.

Thu 28th September

The Flash

Barry and team are surprised when Mon-El and Hank Henshaw arrive on their Earth carrying a comatose Supergirl who was whammied by the Music Meister. Unable to wake her up, they turn to Team Flash to save her. However, the Music Meister surprises The Flash and puts him in a similar coma, one that Team Flash can't cure.

Thu 28th September

America's Next Top Model

A workout challenge brings out the competitive side of the guys. Meanwhile this week's photo shoot makes the models a little batty.

Thu 28th September

Bob's Burgers

In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former band mates, the Ta-Ta's, to perform at their high school reunion.

Thu 28th September

King of the Hill

On the day after Thanksgiving, Hank attends a lawn mower focus group.

Thu 28th September

American Dad!

Francine sets out to teach Roger a lesson in working hard. Meanwhile, Steve's school project requires interviewing Stan about his past, and he's soon sorry he asked.

Thu 28th September

The Simpsons

While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house.

Thu 28th September

Futurama

After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants.

Thu 28th September

The Simpsons

Homer is shocked when he loses the last two remaining hairs on his head, and employs a wide variety of headgear to try and keep his new-found baldness a secret from Marge.

Thu 28th September

Family Guy

A medical test reveals that a lump on Lois's breast is benign but also reveals that she's Jewish. Peter embraces the family's new religion, until he's visited by the ghost of his father and changes his tune.

Thu 28th September

Family Guy

When Army recruiters show up at Chris' high school, Brian drags Stewie to recruiting headquarters to complain; Stewie signs himself and Brian up, and they get shipped to Iraq where they do everything they can to get discharged; and Marilyn Manson inspires Chris to join a Goth band.

Thu 28th September

America's Got Talent

This program is back with creator and judge Simon Cowell, Mel B, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel and now supermodel, Tyra Banks.

Thu 28th September

Noon

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Thu 28th September

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 28th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Thu 28th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 28th September

Baby Daddy

Phillip's sister, Georgie, comes to town, while Bonnie helps Danny negotiate his contract.

Thu 28th September

Modern Family

Cameron organises the school's dance, but spars with a popular teacher who's returned from leave. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets a new job but can't quite figure out his boss or the work environment.

Thu 28th September

Modern Family

Jay bonds with Luke in the garage over talk of tools and manly pursuits; Gloria and Claire take Lily shopping for a flower girl dress; Mitchell, Cameron, Alex and Manny spend a day at a museum.

Thu 28th September

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Thu 28th September

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Thu 28th September

King of the Hill

Hank prepares Bobby for a deer-hunting trip as part of his initiation into manhood.

Thu 28th September

The Simpsons

When Milhouse's parents get a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy.

Thu 28th September

Evening

Bob's Burgers

To Tina's delight, Bob becomes her substitute Home Economics teacher and ends up creating a restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived as Bob's position causes father/daughter friction.

Thu 28th September

Family Guy

When Peter blows off his fingers in a fireworks accident, he corrals Lois into helping him out at work, which arouses his animal instincts.

Thu 28th September

American Dad!

In a spoof of the play August: Osage County, family secrets are revealed when Stan's jailbird dad is invited to Stan's birthday party.

Thu 28th September

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian are suspicious when Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase move into Cleveland's old house. Learning they are spies with dossiers on everyone in Quahog, they follow them on a mission to Russia.

Thu 28th September

The Simpsons

After promising Marge the trip of a lifetime, frugality gets the better of Homer when he makes a deal with a travel agent to be a courier of a top-secret briefcase in exchange for a discounted family vacation to Paris.

Thu 28th September

The Simpsons

When Bart launches a hugely successful comic book with an angry Homer as the main character, Homer vows to give up getting angry for Lent.

Thu 28th September

Family Guy

Peter becomes jealous of new neighbour Joe, a bona fide hero, and decides to impress his family by foiling a bank robbery himself.

Thu 28th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Thu 28th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Thu 28th September

Modern Family

The Prichett clan is Vegas bound. Jay is determined to get the adults' hotel suite upgraded as Claire tries to win back some money.

Thu 28th September

Modern Family

Jay invites the family over for dinner in hopes that there won't be any of the usual drama, but he's out of luck.

Thu 28th September

The Simpsons

Homer is shocked when he loses the last two remaining hairs on his head, and employs a wide variety of headgear to try and keep his new-found baldness a secret from Marge.

Fri 29th September

Morning

Futurama

After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants.

Fri 29th September

King of the Hill

Hank prepares Bobby for a deer-hunting trip as part of his initiation into manhood.

Fri 29th September

Family Guy

When Peter blows off his fingers in a fireworks accident, he corrals Lois into helping him out at work, which arouses his animal instincts.

Fri 29th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Fri 29th September

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 29th September

Supergirl

Supergirl grapples with whether or not to obey the President's orders regarding Rhea's latest actions. Meanwhile, Cat Grant returns to National City.

Fri 29th September

Supergirl

Supergirl challenges Rhea in battle to save National City. Meanwhile, Cat Grant offers Supergirl some sage advice.

Fri 29th September

Arrow

Things get intense when Oliver and Felicity are trapped in the bunker together. Meanwhile, Lyla and Diggle deal with their martial issues.

Fri 29th September

The Flash

The Flash battles Abra Kadabra, a villain from Earth-19, who makes him a tempting offer - release him and Abra Kadara will reveal Savitar's true identity. Desperate to save Iris, Barry considers taking the deal, but Gypsy breaches in to capture the villain for her own reasons.

Fri 29th September

America's Next Top Model

Tensions mount on a photo shoot when the final three models are intensely critiqued. Also in a twist the eliminated contestants return and are put to the test for a cash prize.

Fri 29th September

Bob's Burgers

To Tina's delight, Bob becomes her substitute Home Economics teacher and ends up creating a restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived as Bob's position causes father/daughter friction.

Fri 29th September

King of the Hill

Hank prepares Bobby for a deer-hunting trip as part of his initiation into manhood.

Fri 29th September

American Dad!

In a spoof of the play August: Osage County, family secrets are revealed when Stan's jailbird dad is invited to Stan's birthday party.

Fri 29th September

The Simpsons

When Milhouse's parents get a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy.

Fri 29th September

Futurama

After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela.

Fri 29th September

The Simpsons

Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win $200,000 in the Springfield lottery. However, Carl takes off to Iceland and the guys follow in order to track him down and get the money back.

Fri 29th September

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian are suspicious when Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase move into Cleveland's old house. Learning they are spies with dossiers on everyone in Quahog, they follow them on a mission to Russia.

Fri 29th September

Family Guy

When Peter blows off his fingers in a fireworks accident, he corrals Lois into helping him out at work, which arouses his animal instincts.

Fri 29th September

The Simpsons

When Bart launches a hugely successful comic book with an angry Homer as the main character, Homer vows to give up getting angry for Lent.

Fri 29th September

Family Guy

Peter becomes jealous of new neighbour Joe, a bona fide hero, and decides to impress his family by foiling a bank robbery himself.

Fri 29th September

Modern Family

Jay invites the family over for dinner in hopes that there won't be any of the usual drama, but he's out of luck.

Fri 29th September

Modern Family

The family go to Australia when Phil hopes to fulfil his mother's wish to visit the country where he was conceived, but the locals aren't quite ready to welcome him as a native son.

Fri 29th September

Noon

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Fri 29th September

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 29th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Fri 29th September

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Fri 29th September

Baby Daddy

Ben tries to win over Georgie. Riley and Tucker both sign up for dance class.

Fri 29th September

Modern Family

The Prichett clan is Vegas bound. Jay is determined to get the adults' hotel suite upgraded as Claire tries to win back some money.

Fri 29th September

Modern Family

Jay invites the family over for dinner in hopes that there won't be any of the usual drama, but he's out of luck.

Fri 29th September

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Fri 29th September

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Fri 29th September

King of the Hill

Bill becomes suicidal when the Christmas holiday reminds him of his break-up with Lenore.

Fri 29th September

The Simpsons

Lisa develops a crush on bully Nelson Muntz, while Homer uses an automatic telephone dialler for an electronic panhandling scheme.

Fri 29th September

Evening

Bob's Burgers

When Linda realises that Louise has never had a sleepover, she throws her a surprise slumber party, much to Louise's humiliation. After Louise fails to escape, she decides to sabotage the party.

Fri 29th September

Family Guy

Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but is fired for discussing condoms; a conservative minister takes over the class and preaches abstinence, which sends the kids looking for loophole; and Stewie plots to trap and kill the Tooth Fairy.

Fri 29th September

American Dad!

A gold-digging waitress gets her claws on Roger's generous character Max Jets, who's just gotten out of prison.

Fri 29th September

Family Guy

When Brian falls in love with a much older woman, he becomes the laughing-stock of the family, and things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and he is forced to become her live-in errand boy.

Fri 29th September

The Simpsons

After butchering a speech in front of all of his friends at work, Homer turns to improv comedy to gain back his confidence in his public speaking skills. Meanwhile, Marge decides to rebuild Bart's lacklustre treehouse, but tensions rise when Bart questions her building skills.

Fri 29th September

King of the Hill

Hank's expensive new lawn is overrun by fire ants.

Fri 29th September

The Simpsons

Bart is falsely accused of pulling a prank on Easter and Lisa must step in as his attorney to defend her brother. Mr Burns attempts to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a superhero.

Fri 29th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Fri 29th September

VICE

Follow journalists in the Philippines, risking their lives to cover the country's brutal war on drugs. Then a return to the Congo, tracking a remarkable group of rangers protecting wildlife and natural resources.

Fri 29th September

Modern Family

The family go to Australia when Phil hopes to fulfil his mother's wish to visit the country where he was conceived, but the locals aren't quite ready to welcome him as a native son.

Fri 29th September

Modern Family

Phil invents an elaborate lie when he misses an appointment with a repairman. Meanwhile, Gloria organises the annual family portrait; and Jay secretly enters Stella in a dog show.

Fri 29th September

The Simpsons

Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win $200,000 in the Springfield lottery. However, Carl takes off to Iceland and the guys follow in order to track him down and get the money back.

Sat 30th September

Morning

The Simpsons

Lisa develops a crush on bully Nelson Muntz, while Homer uses an automatic telephone dialler for an electronic panhandling scheme.

Sat 30th September

King of the Hill

Bill becomes suicidal when the Christmas holiday reminds him of his break-up with Lenore.

Sat 30th September

Family Guy

Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but is fired for discussing condoms; a conservative minister takes over the class and preaches abstinence, which sends the kids looking for loophole; and Stewie plots to trap and kill the Tooth Fairy.

Sat 30th September

Motorway Patrol

Drunk drivers, pulsating exhausts, hair-raising pursuits, ropey DIY and multi-car carnage, gain an entertaining insight into what the New Zealand Road Policing team deal with every day, tackling motorist's antics and motorway mayhem with cool-headed composure.

Sat 30th September

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 30th September

The Recruit

The team hit the road again, this time to the Northern Territory. Giving back is the theme of the episode, and the boys put this into practice as they hold a Maccas AFL kids clinic in Darwin at the Michael Long Centre. Communication with the kids is key and it's a skill that Dillan, Matt and Daniel definitely need to work on. Jackson and Jack deal with the kids with ease, but a strong connection with the young footballers see first time dad Darren secure the captaincy. A trip out to Litchfield National Park sees the recruits swimming in an incredible watering hole, and have some much needed downtime with coach Michael Malthouse and assistant coach Ben Dixon. This week's game is an absolute privilege: the recruits have been invited to play the opener of the Tiwi Islands grand final. It's a long, two-hour ferry ride from Darwin to the Tiwi Islands and the recruits face their toughest competition yet.

Sat 30th September

Arrow

Oliver returns to the mayor's office and faces one of his most pressing issues yet - the forced release of dozens of violent criminals prosecuted by Adrian Chase.

Sat 30th September

The Flash

Barry travels forward in time to 2024 to Savitar's identity to save Iris' life.

Sat 30th September

WWE Raw

Join in with the dominant force in World Wrestling. Features some of the biggest and baddest wrestling superstars straight off the satellite.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

Marge joins the police force and breaks up a counterfeit jeans operation.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

Bart and his friends march on Shelbyville when Springfield's lemon tree is stolen by a gang of children from across the border.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

Just about everyone in Springfield vows to kill Mr Burns after he cheats the elementary school out of a newly discovered oil well - and threatens to block out the sun.

Sat 30th September

Futurama

A nature documentary transforms the crew into their animal alter egos.

Sat 30th September

American Dad!

When Roger releases lethal gas into the Smiths' home they are forced to move into a hotel until the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself unsure of how to spend her new "me time" and winds up assuming the identity of a businesswoman, but soon realises that family life is more fulfilling.

Sat 30th September

Family Guy

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.

Sat 30th September

Bob's Burgers

When Dottie Minerva gets a bad case of mono, Tina gets her shot as soloist of the Hormone-iums. But as she rehearses for the big assembly, Tina realises her role in the play could ruin her social status.

Sat 30th September

King of the Hill

Hank and his friends take Bobby's scout troop on a rite of passage journey in the wilderness.

Sat 30th September

Family Guy

When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatised by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

Sat 30th September

Noon

Futurama

It's the final straw for Leela, when the Planet Express ship crashes once again. Once it's hauled off to the dump, the Professor decided to upgrade it with junk yard parts.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear-power plant's new account man, damning him to a Mad Men-like existence; Lisa becomes Bart's mentor.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

After being fired from his popular kids' show, Krusty stages a comeback with help from an agent who's also an old flame.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

Homer becomes a celebrity after he voices his opinions on a cable talk show and attempts to convince leaders of the Republican Party to nominate singer Ted Nugent for President.

Sat 30th September

Modern Family

Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to try something they've never done before. Mitchell and Cameron may have to part with some prized possessions to help pay for their wedding.

Sat 30th September

Modern Family

Mitchell and Cameron's big day arrives without a hitch, until their trip down the aisle turns out to be no walk in the park. Meanwhile, Claire relishes her role as 'best woman'.

Sat 30th September

Rude(Ish) Tube

This is a hilarious half hour show featuring the funniest, freakiest and most incredible clips that have ever been uploaded to the World Wide Web. Each show looks at different subject matter featuring anything and everything that is found online. From Ninjas to Nannies, School to Show offs, Embarrassing Dads to Extreme sports, nothing escapes the eagle eye. There are pranks, stunts, animals, cute kids and of course the overlords of the Internet cats - lots of cats! So get ready to dig in to Television's equivalent of an all you can eat buffet of Internet clips. Yes by the time you've finished one show you'll want to have another! *Definitely contains nuts.

Sat 30th September

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Sat 30th September

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sat 30th September

The Fosters

Stef removes the kids' bedroom doors after being fed up with their secrets; Mariana begins seeing a therapist again. Meanwhile, Jesus starts physical therapy, and Callie's biological father enlists his high-paid attorneys to take on her case.

Sat 30th September

Evening

The Simpsons

Lisa disapproves when Homer has cable television installed illegally into their home.

Sat 30th September

Animals Make You Laugh Out Loud

A big helping of the funniest animal videos on the net and this time they're really wild.

Sat 30th September

Top 20 Funniest

See what happens when a forklift operator has a bad day at work. A zip line and a trampoline combine for an epic fail in the backyard. Plus, one hilarious video is crowned number one!

Sat 30th September

Modern Family

Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to try something they've never done before. Mitchell and Cameron may have to part with some prized possessions to help pay for their wedding.

Sat 30th September

Modern Family

Mitchell and Cameron's big day arrives without a hitch, until their trip down the aisle turns out to be no walk in the park. Meanwhile, Claire relishes her role as 'best woman'.

Sat 30th September

Professor's Second Year Syndrome

For a change of pace, it's James 'The Professor' Rochford along with Brett Finch, Chris Page and special guests each week. The show will be satire at its sharpest; poking harmless fun at the game, clubs and players.

Sat 30th September

The Late Show With Matty Johns

Matty is joined by Bryan Fletcher, Nathan Hindmarsh, Gorden Tallis and The Professor. The guys will have a mixture of jokes, banter, pranks and left-field analysis. Plus, Fletch and Hindy with their unconventional player interviews.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear-power plant's new account man, damning him to a Mad Men-like existence; Lisa becomes Bart's mentor.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

After being fired from his popular kids' show, Krusty stages a comeback with help from an agent who's also an old flame.

Sat 30th September

The Simpsons

Bart and his friends march on Shelbyville when Springfield's lemon tree is stolen by a gang of children from across the border.

Sat 30th September

Futurama

A nature documentary transforms the crew into their animal alter egos.

Sun 1st October

Morning

King of the Hill

Hank and his friends take Bobby's scout troop on a rite of passage journey in the wilderness.

Sun 1st October

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favour to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

Sun 1st October

VICE

Follow journalists in the Philippines, risking their lives to cover the country's brutal war on drugs. Then a return to the Congo, tracking a remarkable group of rangers protecting wildlife and natural resources.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

Marge recounts to her children how she and Homer first met and fell in love.

Sun 1st October

Top 20 Funniest

See what happens when a forklift operator has a bad day at work. A zip line and a trampoline combine for an epic fail in the backyard. Plus, one hilarious video is crowned number one!

Sun 1st October

Arrow

Black Siren returns to help Chase. Felicity organises a birthday party for Oliver, while Lance is furious after Rene misses the custody hearing for his daughter.

Sun 1st October

The Flash

Barry and the team meet Tracy Brand, a scientist, who may prove key to stopping Savitar. Killer Frost is also after Tracy so Team Flash must battle their old friend, which proves to be difficult for Cisco.

Sun 1st October

WWE Smackdown

This is the only place to find exciting cruiserweights, tantalising goddesses, and superstars who are large and in charge.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

Lisa aids police with the investigation of the Burns shooting.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

Hollywood producers cast Milhouse in a motion picture based on the popular Radioactive Man comic books.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

The Flanders gain custody of the Simpson children after welfare workers accuse Homer and Marge of being negligent parents.

Sun 1st October

Futurama

Fry and Leela's romantic getaway goes awry when their vacation spot gets interrupted by Leela's old boyfriend. Meanwhile Bender, Zoidberg and Amy make a delivery of classic cars to Simian 7.

Sun 1st October

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine begin hanging out with a thrill seeking young couple, their social life gets a boost but they quickly realise they can't keep up with their adventurous new friends and devise a plan to slow them down for good.

Sun 1st October

Family Guy

Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

Sun 1st October

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it could get a much-needed makeover, until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind.

Sun 1st October

King of the Hill

Bobby attempts to make amends after he accidentally wallops Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, in the head with a golf club.

Sun 1st October

Family Guy

To pay for Stewie's private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

Sun 1st October

Noon

Futurama

Fry befriends a young monster after being marooned on a distant planet.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

Lisa's idea for an online social network becomes a tremendous hit, but so many people become addicted to posting on the site, it leads to chaos.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

Moe's bar rag tells the story of his existence; Milhouse tires of taking abuse from Bart.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

As Valentine's Day approaches, Marge grows concerned when Lisa finds a boyfriend, and Bart and Milhouse set out on mythbusting mission at Springfield Elementary.

Sun 1st October

Modern Family

The chaos of Mitch and Cam's wedding continues as the grooms grow discouraged; the guests are starting to get restless; and the whole ordeal takes a toll on Claire's physical and emotional state.

Sun 1st October

World Swimsuit 2016

Catch a glimpse of some of the world's most beautiful swimsuit models as they are shot by the best photographers, cameramen and directors, at the Gaya Island Resort in Stunning Borneo.

Sun 1st October

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Sun 1st October

America's Funniest Home Videos

See America's funniest (and oddest) home videos, often featuring kids or pets doing weird things, with the studio audience voting cash prizes to the best clips.

Sun 1st October

Top 20 Funniest

Laughter is the best medicine, and it makes for a great television show, too. From epic fails to agonising falls, priceless pranks to bizarre blunders, the videos spotlighted take clip show comedy to a new extreme. Each episode highlights a family-friendly collection of wild, humorous and outlandish moments - the best viral video clips, home movies, pranks, surveillance videos, event footage, and news bloopers, all with one thing in common: they're hysterically funny!

Sun 1st October

Evening

The Simpsons

Selma is depressed and Marge wants Homer to find her a man, so he sets her up with Bart's principal. The plan backfires when Skinner falls for the other sister, Patty.

Sun 1st October

Animals Make You Laugh Out Loud

Greedy pigs, terrifying tortoises and a hefty dose of pet fails are among this selection.

Sun 1st October

Modern Family

It's going to be a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year and Cameron has spared no expense.

Sun 1st October

Modern Family

Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girl's day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be a little more angst-filled than expected.

Sun 1st October

Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon showcases crazy videos featuring scary situations, exhilarating stunts, and inspirational moments.

Sun 1st October

Hawaii Five-O

When Grover's oldest and closest friend tells him he witnessed his wife fall off a cliff to her death, Grover's gut instinct tells him that this was no accident. Meanwhile, Danny and Dr Shaw get trapped in an elevator with a dead body in need of processing.

Sun 1st October

Modern Family

Mitchell and Cameron's big day arrives without a hitch, until their trip down the aisle turns out to be no walk in the park. Meanwhile, Claire relishes her role as 'best woman'.

Sun 1st October

Modern Family

The chaos of Mitch and Cam's wedding continues as the grooms grow discouraged; the guests are starting to get restless; and the whole ordeal takes a toll on Claire's physical and emotional state.

Sun 1st October

The Simpsons

Lisa aids police with the investigation of the Burns shooting.

Mon 2nd October

Morning

Futurama

Fry and Leela's romantic getaway goes awry when their vacation spot gets interrupted by Leela's old boyfriend. Meanwhile Bender, Zoidberg and Amy make a delivery of classic cars to Simian 7.

Mon 2nd October

King of the Hill

Bobby attempts to make amends after he accidentally wallops Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, in the head with a golf club.

Mon 2nd October

Family Guy

Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

Mon 2nd October

Top 20 Funniest

A loving boyfriend gives his lady a box full of roaches. An ice fisherman is caught with his pants down. And find out which funny failure is our no.1 video in a countdown of wrong turns.

Mon 2nd October

Hawaii Five-O

When Grover's oldest and closest friend tells him he witnessed his wife fall off a cliff to her death, Grover's gut instinct tells him that this was no accident. Meanwhile, Danny and Dr Shaw get trapped in an elevator with a dead body in need of processing.

Mon 2nd October

The Fosters

Stef removes the kids' bedroom doors after being fed up with their secrets; Mariana begins seeing a therapist again. Meanwhile, Jesus starts physical therapy, and Callie's biological father enlists his high-paid attorneys to take on her case.

Mon 2nd October

Arrow

The battle between Oliver and Adrian Chase culminates in a final epic battle on Lian Yu.

Mon 2nd October

The Flash

Barry takes drastic measures to stop Savitar. Meanwhile, HR continues to push Tracy Brand to design the trap for Savitar; and Killer Frost returns with an interesting proposal.

Mon 2nd October

America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks, Kelly Cutrone and Miss J return for Cycle 22 of America's Next Top Model. The third Guys and Girls edition will feature seven men and seven women living under one roof and battling it out to earn the prestigious title of America's Next Top Model. The model hopefuls will compete for a career launching prize package that includes a $100,000 cash prize from GUESS, and a modelling contract with Next Model Management.

Mon 2nd October

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it could get a much-needed makeover, until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind.

Mon 2nd October

King of the Hill

Bobby attempts to make amends after he accidentally wallops Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, in the head with a golf club.

Mon 2nd October

American Dad!

When Stan and Francine begin hanging out with a thrill seeking young couple, their social life gets a boost but they quickly realise they can't keep up with their adventurous new friends and devise a plan to slow them down for good.

Mon 2nd October

The Simpsons

Lisa aids police with the investigation of the Burns shooting.

Mon 2nd October

Futurama

After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela.

Mon 2nd October

The Simpsons

The unthinkable happens: a Springfield resident dies. Also, Krusty retires after he's offended by a comedy cable channel roast of him, and Lisa tries to protect Homer from getting hurt.

Mon 2nd October

Family Guy

Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

Mon 2nd October

Family Guy

To pay for Stewie's private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

Mon 2nd October

Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon showcases crazy videos featuring scary situations, exhilarating stunts, and inspirational moments.

Mon 2nd October

Top 20 Funniest

Watch an expensive Lamborghini take a crushing detour. Bikini babes fall off stages and surfboards! And find out the hidden talent of the girl next door in our number one clip of the week!

Mon 2nd October

Noon

Modern Family

Mitchell and Cameron's big day arrives without a hitch, until their trip down the aisle turns out to be no walk in the park. Meanwhile, Claire relishes her role as 'best woman'.

Mon 2nd October

Modern Family

The chaos of Mitch and Cam's wedding continues as the grooms grow discouraged; the guests are starting to get restless; and the whole ordeal takes a toll on Claire's physical and emotional state.

Mon 2nd October

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 2nd October

Police Ten 7

An inside look at the dramatic working lives of New Zealand's police force. Following warrant executions, team policing units, detectives and drug recovery teams.

Mon 2nd October

Baby Daddy

Emma takes her first steps. The gang reflects on Emma growing up.

Mon 2nd October

Modern Family

It's going to be a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year and Cameron has spared no expense.

Mon 2nd October

Modern Family

Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girl's day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be a little more angst-filled than expected.

Mon 2nd October

Gotham

Jim Gordon is a rising detective in corrupt Gotham City, where his late father was a successful district attorney. Brave, honest and determined to prove himself, Jim hopes to return the city to the glamorous, purer version he remembers as a child. He and his partner, legendary Detective Harvey Bullock, must navigate the dirty politics of Gotham's justice system, even as they tackle a high-profile case, the murder of billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Mon 2nd October

Fail Army

Based on the successful Youtube channel, this series features outrageous episodes of user-generated funny mishaps that are caught on tape. Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.

Mon 2nd October

King of the Hill

Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters, with disastrous consequences.